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Any sexy mature women out there want to give a young, clean, fit healthy fella a good seeing to?!!
Quote by andy63
Any sexy mature women out there want to give a young, clean, fit healthy fella a good seeing to?!!

I assume there are lots. Why do you ask?
Should this have had a poll? confused
Well if there are, Id ask them to get in touch!! I cant be the only one that gets fed up with the inefficiency of this site! Come on all you 40+ women, get in touch and lets get something going!
Quote by andy63
Any sexy mature women out there want to give a young, clean, fit healthy fella a good seeing to?!!

eeermm...yes...well...eeermm...
See what I mean about new potential postie?
eeermm....fuck it, gis a lift over to yours will ya!
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Quote by davej
Any sexy mature women out there want to give a young, clean, fit healthy fella a good seeing to?!!

eeermm...yes...well...eeermm...
See what I mean about new potential postie?
eeermm....fuck it, gis a lift over to yours will ya!
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Like there were never ****s before rolleyes
Quote by andy63
I cant be the only one that gets fed up with the inefficiency of this site!

Write a letter of complaint to the management - I am sure they will send someone straight over as a gesture of goodwill.
It won't be me thought - I am too young for you :cry:
Quote by andy63
Well if there are, Id ask them to get in touch!! I cant be the only one that gets fed up with the inefficiency of this site! Come on all you 40+ women, get in touch and lets get something going!

a) being asked to "prove you wrong" isn't really sexy.... trust me
b) what exactly have you told people about yourself so far??? (any answer other than nothing would be wrong?) why would people what to choose you from what has been written so far?
c) should you have put this...as bad as it is.... in lets meet up???
Quote by andy63
Well if there are, Id ask them to get in touch!! I cant be the only one that gets fed up with the inefficiency of this site! Come on all you 40+ women, get in touch and lets get something going!

I didn't realise it was so inefficient. dunno
I've always done alright :twisted:
Fair enough and good for you! probably helps you that men out number the women by 70:1 on this site so it is harder for a guy to get laid!
Quote by andy63
Well if there are, Id ask them to get in touch!! I cant be the only one that gets fed up with the inefficiency of this site! Come on all you 40+ women, get in touch and lets get something going!

since you think the site is "inefficent"..... let me show you something....
no of ads of men seeking women: 14200
no of ads of women seeking men: 226
i can do the maths for you if you want... ads are working approx 70-1 in the favour of women....
upshot of this.... suprisingly enough.. women can be really...really...really choosy!!!
what have you done to sell yourself so far.... to be honest seen your ad, and yours looks no different to the thousands of others out there......have you give people a reason to WANT to get to know you??? what have you done to SELL yourself???
i had a friend up put up an ad... she got 500 replies in 2 days!!!! she took it down again....
maybe if YOU put some effort in.. you would find the site more "efficent"
What else need to go in it my fairy godmother?!
Quote by andy63
What else need to go in it my fairy godmother?!

if you are being serious.... then have a look thru this
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/67211.html
click on the link and have a look under the posts with regards for help for single guys....
then after you have read that... i would come in with a brand new attitude as well.......
Quote by andy63
Well its a good thing you didnt reply then aint it. Not exactly stunning yourself love.

Wow..charmer ain't you? rolleyes
liking your cute behind though ;)
liking your cute behind though ;)
Quote by steph
mmmmmmmmmmm difficult choice here
Given the choice 21 year old stud with pic of cock on profile or a very gorgeous sexy guy who I know and knows me.
Sorry no competition
Fabio get yer sexy ass down here and give me a good seeing to please babe wink
Steph lol

Fight you for him!!! Actually we wong fight as I have always been told it is good manners to share, so sod it Steph, fancy sharing him :twisted:
As for Andy63, perhaps we should have a whip round for his leaving present, cause I somehow dont think he will be here much longer (not with his attitude)
Quote by andy63
Well its a good thing you didnt reply then aint it. Not exactly stunning yourself love.

Also have a read of the aup :small-print: ;
Abusive or aggressive behaviour towards other people on here, can cause serious damage to you abilty to post.
:kick:
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Certainly am . . .

Damn did the sarcasm not filter through your end then??
Quote by andy63
Well its a good thing you didnt reply then aint it. Not exactly stunning yourself love.

i really do think that insulting one of the few truely genuine people to help newbies wherever she can on the site is really going to come back to bite you on the ass...
since i am guessing that you are not going to be man enough to apologise to her.... i suggest your attitude may be better suited elsewhere....
Alright pal, cheers. Point taken. Appologies to anyone I have offended in this particular forum biggrin
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Well its a good thing you didnt reply then aint it. Not exactly stunning yourself love.

i really do think that insulting one of the few truely genuine people to help newbies wherever she can on the site is really going to come back to bite you on the ass...
since i am guessing that you are not going to be man enough to apologise to her.... i suggest your attitude may be better suited elsewhere....
kiss
Minx x x
Im serious. This is a genuine sorry to everyone involved. biggrin
send a milf my way whilest your at it...............
Oh god someone hold me back please!!!..... lol :lol: :lol:
Andy try engaging brain before your fingers type, it sort of helps wink
Shireen
well i hope for your benefit they accept it....
i am a great believer in that you only get one chnce to make a great first impression.......
just think what impression you have made so far....
There you go. Hard to find arent they mate?!
Don't think you've grovelled enough yet, Andy.
Some people don't deserve to be insulted, and I think you need to tone your aggressive outlook down a bit it you want to do any good on here at all.
I can be a bitch....................cos you guys outnumber me by thousands to one biggrin
Point taken. This was my first forum and I guess it showed. Appologies to everyone, I'll sort out the way I act biggrin