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Any other sick people go to Blue and Satins on Sat night?

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Quote by Scandal
well i know it's nothing to do with me, apart from serious knackeredness I'm fine! Of course there would be no connection with the small amount of alcohol I consumed compared to certain other partygoers rolleyes :roll:

Same here MQ, get over here in the smug corner with me :smug:
Ihaven't been lying in bed for two days
I haven't missed any work
I have been training and engaged in strenuous physical activity
Idrove home :smug:
In order to avoid the vodka belly (so called bug) in future I reckon vodka jelly should be replaced with lumpy organic porridge, just to maintain stamina of course lol
MMMMMM porridge
U could have been in bed for 2 days if I'd had my way lol
Quote by Lil_Bunny
well i know it's nothing to do with me, apart from serious knackeredness I'm fine! Of course there would be no connection with the small amount of alcohol I consumed compared to certain other partygoers rolleyes :roll:

Same here MQ, get over here in the smug corner with me :smug:
Ihaven't been lying in bed for two days
I haven't missed any work
I have been training and engaged in strenuous physical activity
Idrove home :smug:
In order to avoid the vodka belly (so called bug) in future I reckon vodka jelly should be replaced with lumpy organic porridge, just to maintain stamina of course lol
MMMMMM porridge
U could have been in bed for 2 days if I'd had my way lol
You know where I live bunny :twisted: :twisted: or was that meant for Scandal :lol: :roll:
Quote by Scandal
U could have been in bed for 2 days if I'd had my way lol

You're threatening to hospitalise me for being smug? confused :? :?
No I was hoping to kidnap you!
:twisted: wink
just to put a spanner in the works!!!! I certainly had a few little slurps of all strengths of voddy jelly and i am as fit as a fiddle, well almost :twisted: :twisted: Not long in from work too.
Del didn't have any and he is suffering.
Now, where is that :smug: corner and who else is in it??? Anyone up for some fun then??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Gill x
ES is SICK!!!!!! :mrgreen:
I'm ministering to him in one of his favourite laybys in my nurses uniform. :twisted:
I might go dogging once I've finished in here
(yep I'm feelin better :rascalsmile
Quote by dundeecpl
just to put a spanner in the works!!!! I certainly had a few little slurps of all strengths of voddy jelly and i am as fit as a fiddle, well almost :twisted: :twisted: Not long in from work too.
Del didn't have any and he is suffering.
Now, where is that :smug: corner and who else is in it??? Anyone up for some fun then??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Gill x

I'm both smug and fit... well, not ill i mean... i'm not "fit" as in... Oh you know what i mean... lol
So, i'm up for whatever fun you hae planned Gill xx :twisted: smile
Quote by PJ1
just to put a spanner in the works!!!! I certainly had a few little slurps of all strengths of voddy jelly and i am as fit as a fiddle, well almost :twisted: :twisted: Not long in from work too.
Del didn't have any and he is suffering.
Now, where is that :smug: corner and who else is in it??? Anyone up for some fun then??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Gill x

I'm both smug and fit... well, not ill i mean... i'm not "fit" as in... Oh you know what i mean... lol
So, i'm up for whatever fun you hae planned Gill xx :twisted: smile
Lol, all this speak of fun has astonishingly made Del feel so much better :twisted:
He just can't resist a bit of fun but i think we will have to leave him out this time as i certainly don't want what he's got.
So, i will tuck him up in the spare room and we can have the fun room all to ourselves :twisted: :twisted:
Gill x
Smug mode on/
I had the vodka jelly as well. No problems at all other than a bit of tiredness these past few days. Mind you I was quite a good boy at the party! Honest! :twisted:
Smug mode off/
LC :grin:
Quote by Lovecommando
Smug mode on/
I had the vodka jelly as well. No problems at all other than a bit of tiredness these past few days. Mind you I was quite a good boy at the party! Honest! :twisted:
Smug mode off/
LC :grin:

Could've written that myself LC kiss I only had two spoons of jelly though.
C x
i survived the vodka jelly totally unharmed
but the sore throat and sniffles have me - might be due to not wrapping up warm on a freezing cold night. i really should have covered up more ;)
Quote by horneyoldtart
i survived the vodka jelly totally unharmed
but the sore throat and sniffles have me - might be due to not wrapping up warm on a freezing cold night. i really should have covered up more ;)

Yes, you should have! Our taxi driver scoped you standing outside Blue's getting some fresh air, half naked. :grin: No wonder you've caught a chill hun!
LC
why blame the vodka jelly? confused :?
its made with alcohol and boiling water rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: no bugs there me thinks
the word scapegoat springs to mind mad
Quote by dundeecpl
Lol, all this speak of fun has astonishingly made Del feel so much better :twisted:
Gill x

I seem to have healing powers!!!
Quote by satin
why blame the vodka jelly? confused :?
its made with alcohol and boiling water rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: no bugs there me thinks
the word scapegoat springs to mind mad

I agree, it did me no harm... :twisted:
i am a little under the weather though, as i've had a large object removed from me... Nothing anything kinky... just a wisdom tooth lol
Quote by satin
its made with alcohol and boiling water

The ones who ate the nuclear strength are now experiencing nuclear winter - you really don't realise how much Vodka I used in those bowls :grin: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Just been to the docs and I have Gastroenteritis. Just thought I would let you know.
Thats me on water for 24 hours and off work till monday. :cry:
xx
Del
We were terrified Mars had started an epidemic, but thankfully he has something different. There is a bad stomach bug going around, and many people are coming down with it, not just those who went to the party. I`m fairly confident that it was nothing to do with anything anyone ate.......unless you include body fluids! :lol2:
I don`t think a scapegoat is needed, even if someone was carrying something, most of us would have considered it a small price to pay anyway. It was great catching up with everyone, and meeting those I`ve been wanting to meet for a while now.
(she says sitting here as fit as a fiddle)
Venusxxx
Quote by dundeecpl
Just been to the docs and I have Gastroenteritis. Just thought I would let you know.
Thats me on water for 24 hours and off work till monday. :cry:
xx
Del

Hoe you get well soon Gill kiss
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
Just been to the docs and I have Gastroenteritis. Just thought I would let you know.
Thats me on water for 24 hours and off work till monday. :cry:
xx
Del

Hoe you get well soon Gill kiss
Venusxxx
Lol, it's Del that is the poorly one. I will pass your best wishes on to him.
I (touch wood) am as fit as a fiddle too.
He doesn't know when or where he got it and he doesn't really care. We have never looked for a scapegoat either. It is just one of those things.
Would he do it all again???? hell yeah :twisted:
Hope all the other sicko's are feeling better lol
Gill x
Quote by dundeecpl
Just been to the docs and I have Gastroenteritis. Just thought I would let you know.
Thats me on water for 24 hours and off work till monday. :cry:
xx
Del

Hoe you get well soon Gill kiss
Venusxxx
Lol, it's Del that is the poorly one. I will pass your best wishes on to him.
I (touch wood) am as fit as a fiddle too.
He doesn't know when or where he got it and he doesn't really care. We have never looked for a scapegoat either. It is just one of those things.
Would he do it all again???? hell yeah :twisted:
Hope all the other sicko's are feeling better lol
Gill x

Ooops, sorry, in my weakened state (due to being slave-nurse thanks to Satin`s advice to Mars mad ) I didn`t notice the name at the bottom......
That and the fact I didn`t get past the AV :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by dundeecpl
Just been to the docs and I have Gastroenteritis. Just thought I would let you know.
Thats me on water for 24 hours and off work till monday. :cry:
xx
Del

Nasty thing that gastroenteritis. Get well soon Dell and try and enjoy time off work. Well at least you'll be able to spend days pouring over the photos you and Gill took, reliving fond memories.
So when are we gonna see them? :twisted:
LC
Quote by PJ1
i am a little under the weather though, as i've had a large object removed from me... Nothing anything kinky... just a wisdom tooth lol

You can't afford to lose too many mate lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by VenusnMars
I don`t think a scapegoat is needed, Venusxxx

Don't know about Scapegoat, but I have got 6 bottles of Black Sheep, is that the same?? Well, only four left now sad
Get well soon Del, I wish you all the best.
Glad that Mars is feeling much better.
And can I have the recipe for the Nuclear Jelly ?? lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by VenusnMars
I don`t think a scapegoat is needed, Venusxxx

Grrr don't mention escaping goats! mad
Had the police on the phone twice this morning (interrupted my masturbation time) to inform me my goats were attempting a peaceful protest and playing chicken with the cars! rolleyes
Bloody animals, got them back, locked them in and thought I could go home and finish what I started - but fate played a hand there too and the bloody car exhaust fell off - an hour and 30 mins later the AA arrived.
Not a wonderful day sad
Still horny too :twisted:
Run goaties, RUN like the wind ! !
yes i'm a sick pervert
why else do you think i was at blue and satins parties
bring it on when is the next 1
Quote by leprechaun
bring it on when is the next 1

Most probably the 10th Sept, but not definate yet. Don't worry Lep, your name is first on the post-it note smile
Quote by Scandal

Grrr don't mention escaping goats! mad
Had the police on the phone twice this morning (interrupted my masturbation time) to inform me my goats were attempting a peaceful protest and playing chicken with the cars! rolleyes
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
How did the police know the goats were yours?
Have they got a record or something? lol
"Sarge, there's those Bunny-Goats again" :lol:
They'll be getting an asbos next and named and shamed in the local paper -
"Bunny-Goats grounded after car-jacking spree"
Escaping goats!!, escaping goats FFS!! Hehehehe rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: cracks me up
PMSL no sympathy for my lost masturbation time there I see!
I stupidly once reported the goats missing and gave the local police my number in case they were found - Think I'm the only person daft enough to have big, ginger, hairy goats in the local area too lol
The good news is an animal sanctuary has offered to take them (finally)
Quote by Scandal

Grrr don't mention escaping goats! mad
Had the police on the phone twice this morning (interrupted my masturbation time) to inform me my goats were attempting a peaceful protest and playing chicken with the cars! rolleyes
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
How did the police know the goats were yours?
Have they got a record or something? lol
"Sarge, there's those Bunny-Goats again" :lol:
They'll be getting an asbos next and named and shamed in the local paper -
"Bunny-Goats grounded after car-jacking spree"
Escaping goats!!, escaping goats FFS!! Hehehehe rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: cracks me up
/note to self.
Football
Goats
Venusxxx
Quote by Scandal

/note to self.
Football
escaping Goats
Venusxxx

I've never played football with goats Venus! I've never even played football with William H. Bonney.
Not only that but my balls never try to escape unattended from the house.
I mean why doesn't she just lock all the doors and windows? That'd keep em in! dunno
/Note to self
Football
escaping Goats
and whatever it is he`s on. :shock:
Venusxxx