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Any Wives Ever Screwed Workmen at Your House?

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Had a young guy fitting our kitchen in yesterday and M's face lit up the minute she saw him. It was her day off and I knew as I set off to work, she'd be flirting with him!
When I got back, the cheeky look on her face said it all! She'd actually fucked him! Sexy bitch!
Any other similar stories?
Other side of the coin. I'm a builder & in 27 years i've only had 3 women shag me on the job so to speak, all in the last 5 yrs for some strange reason.
Always open to offers anyone in the north east need something doing ?????? :twisted:
I wish I had any similar stories. The ones we get, if you can get one that turns up, are usually 99yrs old and not had a wash or change of clothing for the last 50 yrs!! sad
Just out of curiosity, what exactly is a "workman"?
I am a man. I work. Is it me?
I ask merely for information.
Prags if I ever need any work done I'll let you know wink
I do not wish to screw a workman.
A workwoman does it for me everytime.
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
I do not wish to screw a workman.
A workwoman does it for me everytime.

I could go for that one too!!
A workman is one who owns his own hard hat!!
smile
hey i got hard hat-helmet banghead
can bang it of wall no problem
never been so lucky did get cute blonde in babydoll, show me her gas meter once rolleyes
and cple of lesbians had snogg in front of me smart too, but was in middle of street :shock:
In my late teens and early twenties I worked as a Gas Fitter Plumber, and during a three year period worked in several houses each day. I was offered the opportunity to visit the bedroom of a good number of these houses that I worked in, by the lady of the house.
I did so purely, I must admit, on the grounds that it was Company Policy to give the customer complete satisfaction. ( I lie. lol. I liked it as well) In that three year period I bedded at least one or two different women a month whilst at work. Several of these ladies I also saw later outside of work hours. Nearly all of them just did it because they weren't getting enough from their husbands, and some of them were real ravers in bed.
In those days the servicing of gas appliances was free of charge and I was frequently asked to go back and do some more servicing (and not just of the gas appliance).
I nearly got caught once, by a husband, when he came home unexpectedly, but managed to bluff my way out of it. Funnily enough the name of the street where this incident took place was 'The Riding.'
My tip to those who do similar work today. Always wear clean overalls, be smart and well turned out, and freshly shaved. If the lady of the house is interested you will soon be able to pick up on the signals, that she is interested. There may be a few women who like a 'bit of rough', but I never met one in the rather posher areas of the city where I worked.
In those days I was reasonably good looking, taller than most, with broad shoulders and a slim waist. Sadly, things have changed over the years, and I'm just like many another 'old geezer' today. :cry:
Harry0
Cassanova and Drunk of this Parish
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im a kitchen fitter !!! biggrin

Then your in an ideal situation, the only problem I can see is if your doubled up with someone else. A workmate in the same house with you is not going to get you as many offers as if you were alone. Perhaps if you think things look promising you can send him back to the workshop for a 'long stand' That should give you time for a quicky. lol.
Harry0
Plenty of jobs need done here!
foxylady i have a lovely yellow workmans helmet in the boot of the car all sohave 1 of the purple type
me manchester based and avail tomorrow and thursday :P
lol pm and tell me what maintance u need :lol:
I've been screwed by a few workmen in my time. Like those bastards who came to fix my central heating boiler... £400 quid for 3 hours work, it's a tough life! mad :x :x
Harry, it is possible that a kitchen fitter and his assistant could be just the ticket for some of us ladies wink
Quote by the funk
im a kitchen fitter !!! biggrin

you can come and fit our kitchen anytime wink
Quote by MQ
Harry, it is possible that a kitchen fitter and his assistant could be just the ticket for some of us ladies wink

I agree with you MQ, but if you have exhausted both of them, who is going to do the work?
Harry0
Cassanova and Drunk of this Parish. hump drinkies
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Well were currently searching for a Kitchen fitter and also require so building work done too.
Prags & The Funk...I'm sure Hannah would be very grateful of your professional services...can't gaurntee any extra's, but with a deadline of X-mas for work to be complete....who know's...!!!
HnA

A Christmas deadline for building work to be completed. Your living in cloud cockoo land.
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: Even with a promise of supurb sex you couldn't get a builder to finish a job before Christmas.
Harry0
Cassanova and Drunk of this Parish. hump drinkies
No never as a workman, however when going through Uni I used to teach ladies self defence.
These then became one-one in the privacy of their homes, when the guy was at work.
Yes I enjoyed them times. Where did they all go.
Dream on old fart, that was about 15 years ago when you had hai, and a six pack was what your abs looked like and not what was in the fridge