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Anyone for a cup of tea and a hobnob?

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Quote by gummy
Hi Kitoff
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
yes please mines coffee coffee, black with three, cheers

Do you want a habnob with that or a finger?
If I bring the fingers can I offer you one Kitoff wink
Only one? You meany
Quote by Kit-Off
Hi Kitoff
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
yes please mines coffee coffee, black with three, cheers

Do you want a habnob with that or a finger?
Offering a coffee, three fingers and a nurses outfit, next it will be a slap as well, where will it all end wink
I would say it will all end up with a red ass. GREAT
A very red ass by the look of things.
John
x
Quote by Kit-Off
Hi Kitoff
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
yes please mines coffee coffee, black with three, cheers

Do you want a habnob with that or a finger?
Offering a coffee, three fingers and a nurses outfit, next it will be a slap as well, where will it all end wink
I would say it will all end up with a red ass. GREAT
Knowing my luck it will be mine and not ur's.
Quote by Horous
Hi Kitoff
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
yes please mines coffee coffee, black with three, cheers

Do you want a habnob with that or a finger?
Offering a coffee, three fingers and a nurses outfit, next it will be a slap as well, where will it all end wink
I would say it will all end up with a red ass. GREAT
A very red ass by the look of things.
John
The reder the better
x
Quote by Horous
Hi Kitoff
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
yes please mines coffee coffee, black with three, cheers

Do you want a habnob with that or a finger?
Offering a coffee, three fingers and a nurses outfit, next it will be a slap as well, where will it all end wink
I would say it will all end up with a red ass. GREAT
A very red ass by the look of things.
John
x
Hey, I wonder how many quotes you do do in quotes before it blows up?
Oh Good, I'll start practising now.
John
x
Quote by Horous
Oh Good, I'll start practising now.
John
x

So long as you kiss me better after. But I dident think you needed practise
Quote by Kit-Off
Oh Good, I'll start practising now.
John
x

So long as you kiss me better after. But I dident think you needed practise
I just meant warming up my hands, and of course I'll kiss you better afterwards.
John
xx
Quote by Horous
Oh Good, I'll start practising now.
John
x

So long as you kiss me better after. But I dident think you needed practise
I just meant warming up my hands, and of course I'll kiss you better afterwards.
John
xx
Can I watch?
Quote by Horous
Oh Good, I'll start practising now.
John
x

So long as you kiss me better after. But I dident think you needed practise
I just meant warming up my hands, and of course I'll kiss you better afterwards.
John
xx
So what am I going to wear then? I like the leather or PVC and love been tied up.
Quote by Kit-Off
Oh Good, I'll start practising now.
John
x

So long as you kiss me better after. But I dident think you needed practise
I just meant warming up my hands, and of course I'll kiss you better afterwards.
John
xx
So what am I going to wear then? I like the leather or PVC and love been tied up.
Or better still join in?
Quote by Kit-Off
So what am I going to wear then? I like the leather or PVC and love been tied up.

Sounds good to me, I prefer leather, but have no objection to PVC, and I have my own ropes.
John
xx
Quote by PeteC999
Hi Kitoff
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
yes please mines coffee coffee, black with three, cheers

Do you want a habnob with that or a finger?
Offering a coffee, three fingers and a nurses outfit, next it will be a slap as well, where will it all end wink
I would say it will all end up with a red ass. GREAT
A very red ass by the look of things.
John
x
Hey, I wonder how many quotes you do do in quotes before it blows up?
Ooooh - be careful. You might squeezed until it hurts.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/15443/60.html?sid=1a54b414fecb50c933f884a56c2b4f43
Quote by PeteC999
Oh Good, I'll start practising now.
John
x

So long as you kiss me better after. But I dident think you needed practise
I just meant warming up my hands, and of course I'll kiss you better afterwards.
John
xx
Can I watch?
You can join in if you want
Quote by Kit-Off
Hi Kitoff
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
yes please mines coffee coffee, black with three, cheers

Do you want a habnob with that or a finger?
If I bring the fingers can I offer you one Kitoff wink
Only one? You meany
If you want to be greedy you can have the whole packet of FIVE lol :lol:
Quote by Horous

So what am I going to wear then? I like the leather or PVC and love been tied up.

Sounds good to me, I prefer leather, but have no objection to PVC, and I have my own ropes.
John
xx
I have hand cuffs and leather straps so dont worry about the ropes.
Quote by Kit-Off

So what am I going to wear then? I like the leather or PVC and love been tied up.

Sounds good to me, I prefer leather, but have no objection to PVC, and I have my own ropes.
John
xx
I have hand cuffs and leather straps so dont worry about the ropes.
OK, means I can travel light, hope the cuffs are not pink and furry.
John
xx
Quote by Horous

So what am I going to wear then? I like the leather or PVC and love been tied up.

Sounds good to me, I prefer leather, but have no objection to PVC, and I have my own ropes.
John
xx
I have hand cuffs and leather straps so dont worry about the ropes.
OK, means I can travel light, hope the cuffs are not pink and furry.
John
xx
I dont have pink fluffy ones they are red and black and the other ones are just silver
Much better, we can start with the red and black ones.
John
xx
Quote by Horous
Much better, we can start with the red and black ones.
John
xx

I like using them both at the same time as this means I cant move around as much
can i share your handcuffs oppss
i mean hobnobs
Good for me. The more restricted the better.
John
smile
Quote by aperfectc23
can i share your handcuffs oppss
i mean hobnobs

How about we share both?
Quote by Horous
Good for me. The more restricted the better.
John
smile

So you like been domanent then. Sorry my spelling is so shit but I am dyslexic
Yes to the question, and don't worry about spelling, not y strongest point either. How can you eat hobnobs whilst wearing Handcuffs?
John
xx
Quote by Horous
Yes to the question, and don't worry about spelling, not y strongest point either. How can you eat hobnobs whilst wearing Handcuffs?
John
xx

You can feed then to me or sod the hobnobs and just get on with the fucking
Thank heavens for that, the crumbs are killing me.
John
xx
Quote by Horous
Thank heavens for that, the crumbs are killing me.
John
xx

I can lick them up for you if you want me to. Just say what you want and I will do what ever you tell me to.
Quote by Kit-Off
I can lick them up for you if you want me to. Just say what you want and I will do what ever you tell me to.

That's my girl.
John
xx
Quote by Horous

I can lick them up for you if you want me to. Just say what you want and I will do what ever you tell me to.

That's my girl.
John
xx
Weel I am here to please. That is my perpose in life I think