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Anyone for a cup of tea and a hobnob?

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Now you are getting me all hot and bothered.
John
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Quote by Horous
Now you are getting me all hot and bothered.
John
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Not yet but I am smoking my self silly. And I can spell well not weel sorry. Have you bashed one out yet? If not why not?
Could be I'm saving it for a later date.
John
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Quote by Horous
Could be I'm saving it for a later date.
John
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Thats what I like to hear. Can you help me please I have a strange guy sending me pms asking for my realy name. Should I just ignore him
Quote by Kit-Off
Could be I'm saving it for a later date.
John
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Thats what I like to hear. Can you help me please I have a strange guy sending me pms asking for my realy name. Should I just ignore him
I would.
John
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Quote by Kit-Off
You can have coffee if you wish but I only have de-cafe. Is that okay.

Oooo if you've only got de-cafe then I'll have a coffee please. coffee
Too much caffeine makes me restless and keeps me awake and when I'm awake in the middle of the night I get bored & horny. :twisted:
Not much fun when the only pussy in the house is called Sid and comes from the Cat Protection League!!!
Hi horny,
In that case load of caffeen for you then
Sorry to interrupt but could I just ask Kit-Off what she expects me to do when the caffeine kicks in???!!!
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You can have coffee if you wish but I only have de-cafe. Is that okay.

Oooo if you've only got de-cafe then I'll have a coffee please. coffee
Too much caffeine makes me restless and keeps me awake and when I'm awake in the middle of the night I get bored & horny. :twisted:
Not much fun when the only pussy in the house is called Sid and comes from the Cat Protection League!!!
Hi horny,
In that case load of caffeen for you then
Sorry to interrupt but could I just ask Kit-Off what she expects me to do when the caffeine kicks in???!!!
You can do what ever you like
Quote by Kit-Off
You can do what ever you like

You're only saying that 'cos you're not here facing the consequences of force feeding me caffeine.
Quote by littlemee

You can do what ever you like

You're only saying that 'cos you're not here facing the consequences of force feeding me caffeine.
I dont think I would have to force feed you some how/ ~I think you would be willing
You mean I would knowingly make myself horny while you are around.
What do you think I am?
Quote by littlemee
You mean I would knowingly make myself horny while you are around.
What do you think I am?

A man who loves having sex
Quote by littlemee
You mean I would knowingly make myself horny while you are around.
What do you think I am?

A hunky horn inducing man who should be doing better things with his hands than shaking mickey mouse's??
If you carry on like this ladies my hand will be doing something better than shaking Mickey's!!! redface
Quote by littlemee
If you carry on like this ladies my hand will be doing something better than shaking Mickey's!!! redface

really? Do tell.... I like a little story before i go to bed
Hang on,look closely, its wearing a Littlemee watch!!!!! :shock: lol
Quote by Maia
If you carry on like this ladies my hand will be doing something better than shaking Mickey's!!! redface

really? Do tell.... I like a little story before i go to bed
It'll be making some hot cocoa to try & calm me down!!!
Jesus! i've been away from the comp for a few hours and 8 pages later Kit-off has created yet another long thread! How does she do it?!?!?!
ps. I missed out on my cuppa, any left? sad
Quote by littlemee
If you carry on like this ladies my hand will be doing something better than shaking Mickey's!!! redface

Oh yes do tell.
Quote by littlemee
If you carry on like this ladies my hand will be doing something better than shaking Mickey's!!! redface

really? Do tell.... I like a little story before i go to bed
It'll be making some hot cocoa to try & calm me down!!!
you don't need both hands to make the cocoa so what plans have you got for the other one? wink
Quote by Benji Barnicals
Jesus! i've been away from the comp for a few hours and 8 pages later Kit-off has created yet another long thread! How does she do it?!?!?!
ps. I missed out on my cuppa, any left? sad

It's amazing how much tea some of these people can drink!!!
Quote by Maia
you don't need both hands to make the cocoa so what plans have you got for the other one? wink

Well you can scratch my back and I can scratch yours!!! :wink:
Or would you like me to hold your hair-dryer?
Quote by littlemee
Jesus! i've been away from the comp for a few hours and 8 pages later Kit-off has created yet another long thread! How does she do it?!?!?!
ps. I missed out on my cuppa, any left? sad

It's amazing how much tea some of these people can drink!!!
Think i'm getting addicted to it :( We'll all be in support groups soon.
Quote by littlemee
Well you can scratch my back and I can scratch yours!!! wink

I think Kit-off and I should confer :wink:
Quote by Maia
I think Kit-off and I should confer wink

Kit-Off's gone very quiet.
You've scared her off Maia.
Quote by Benji Barnicals
Jesus! i've been away from the comp for a few hours and 8 pages later Kit-off has created yet another long thread! How does she do it?!?!?!
ps. I missed out on my cuppa, any left? sad

Yes there is coffee in the pot. Just dont go for so long and you might find out what crap I am coming out with. Love you really
Quote by littlemee
I think Kit-off and I should confer wink

Kit-Off's gone very quiet.
You've scared her off Maia.
She is probably doing the sensible thing, actually having sex rather than like us sad muppets, merely talking about it... confused
Quote by Maia

Well you can scratch my back and I can scratch yours!!! wink

I think Kit-off and I should confer :wink:
We can confer if you like
Quote by Kit-Off
Jesus! i've been away from the comp for a few hours and 8 pages later Kit-off has created yet another long thread! How does she do it?!?!?!
ps. I missed out on my cuppa, any left? sad

Yes there is coffee in the pot. Just dont go for so long and you might find out what crap I am coming out with. Love you really
aww fanks, coffee? i'll be up all night! oh what shal i do with myself! lol ;) any takers?
Quote by Maia
She is probably doing the sensible thing, actually having sex rather than like us sad muppets, merely talking about it... confused

Nothing sad about you Maia.
john
xx
Quote by littlemee
I think Kit-off and I should confer wink

Kit-Off's gone very quiet.
You've scared her off Maia.
I am still here. I have just had a weardo pm me so I had to sort him out sorry