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Anyone for a cup of tea and a hobnob?

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Quote by Kit-Off
I think Kit-off and I should confer wink

Kit-Off's gone very quiet.
You've scared her off Maia.
I am still here. I have just had a weardo pm me so I had to sort him out sorry
Oer, what's he sayin'?
Quote by Kit-Off
I am still here. I have just had a weardo pm me so I had to sort him out sorry

Sorry redface I promise I won't do it again smackbottom
Quote by Kit-Off
I am still here. I have just had a weardo pm me so I had to sort him out sorry

Sorry Kit-off.. that was me! redface Was actually trying to accost Littlemee but erroneously sent it to you.. must be a freudian slip...
he he.. i was just joking, what was his line, hi hun, do wanna watch me splurt ?
:confused: :confused: :confused:
Quote by Benji Barnicals
I think Kit-off and I should confer wink

Kit-Off's gone very quiet.
You've scared her off Maia.
I am still here. I have just had a weardo pm me so I had to sort him out sorry
Oer, what's he sayin'?
He wanted to know my name, where I live and he gave me his phone number and wanted me to call him to arrange a day to meet up. his name was kalsi9. Have you ever heard from him?
I am not easly scared off
Quote by Kit-Off
He wanted to know my name, where I live and he gave me his phone number and wanted me to call him to arrange a day to meet up. his name was kalsi9. Have you ever heard from him?

Just ignore them mate.
A lovely looking lady like you is bound to attract all sorts of attention. Wanted & unwanted.
Quote by Maia

I am still here. I have just had a weardo pm me so I had to sort him out sorry

Sorry Kit-off.. that was me! redface Was actually trying to accost Littlemee but erroneously sent it to you.. must be a freudian slip...
he he.. i was just joking, what was his line, hi hun, do wanna watch me splurt ?
Accost littlemee if you wish so long as I can watch
Quote by Kit-Off
Accost littlemee if you wish so long as I can watch

ONLY watch!!! Why not help Maia. Not that she'll need much help I wouldn't have thought!!!
Quote by Kit-Off
Accost littlemee if you wish so long as I can watch

yeah, that is if we manage to tear him away from that Mickey Mouse...
Quote by Kit-Off
I think Kit-off and I should confer wink

Kit-Off's gone very quiet.
You've scared her off Maia.
I am still here. I have just had a weardo pm me so I had to sort him out sorry
Oer, what's he sayin'?
He wanted to know my name, where I live and he gave me his phone number and wanted me to call him to arrange a day to meet up. his name was kalsi9. Have you ever heard from him?
Never seen him post anything in here before, just ignore it.
Anyway, lets get back to drinking tea and chocolate fingers ;)
Quote by littlemee
He wanted to know my name, where I live and he gave me his phone number and wanted me to call him to arrange a day to meet up. his name was kalsi9. Have you ever heard from him?

Just ignore them mate.
A lovely looking lady like you is bound to attract all sorts of attention. Wanted & unwanted.
Dont worry I think he has gone now but I did have a little help though
Quote by Maia

Accost littlemee if you wish so long as I can watch

yeah, that is if we manage to tear him away from that Mickey Mouse...
Ooo sounds like fun, ;) can i join?
Quote by Benji Barnicals

Accost littlemee if you wish so long as I can watch

yeah, that is if we manage to tear him away from that Mickey Mouse...
Ooo sounds like fun, ;) can i join?
Alright which one of them does it for you then? Goofy? Donald or Pluto?
Quote by Maia
Alright which one of them does it for you then? Goofy? Donald or Pluto?

You forgot Minnie, she's the one for me, those shoes.
john
Quote by Maia

Accost littlemee if you wish so long as I can watch

yeah, that is if we manage to tear him away from that Mickey Mouse...
Ooo sounds like fun, ;) can i join?
Alright which one of them does it for you then? Goofy? Donald or Pluto?
Betty Boo... wins everytime... lol
Quote by Maia
Alright which one of them does it for you then? Goofy? Donald or Pluto?

Can I just say Mickey is only shaking my hand in thanks for the fun me, him & Minnie have just had!!!
Quote by littlemee
Alright which one of them does it for you then? Goofy? Donald or Pluto?

Can I just say Mickey is only shaking my hand in thanks for the fun me, him & Minnie have just had!!!
oooo don't ... the thought of it just gives me the creeps.... imagine what Minnie sounds like when she orgasms...
right people i am off to sleep.. have to drag my hairdresser phobic friend to the hairdressers with me tomorrow...
be good now...
for tomorrow, can i put an order in for nettle tea?
Quote by Maia
Alright which one of them does it for you then? Goofy? Donald or Pluto?

Can I just say Mickey is only shaking my hand in thanks for the fun me, him & Minnie have just had!!!
oooo don't ... the thought of it just gives me the creeps.... imagine what Minnie sounds like when she orgasms...
right people i am off to sleep.. have to drag my hairdresser phobic friend to the hairdressers with me tomorrow...
be good now...
for tomorrow, can i put an order in for nettle tea?
Nite nite, dream sweet dreams! ;)
Tea and biscuits will be a waitin'!
Sleep well Maia, and tomorrow you can have what ever you wish.
John
xxx
Quote by Maia
oooo don't ... the thought of it just gives me the creeps.... imagine what Minnie sounds like when she orgasms...

Not much chance of that with me around!!! redface
How is Micky doing has he wilted yet
7 pages about
tea and hobnobs funniest thing ive seen
:twisted:
subliminal chat from men
mention nobs alot
mmmmmmm
i get it
:shock:
Quote by Kit-Off
How is Micky doing has he wilted yet

He's just on the vinegar strokes now!!!
excuse me
english is not my first language, before i go, what does vinegar strokes mean?
Quote by redstilletto
7 pages about
tea and hobnobs funniest thing ive seen
:twisted:
subliminal chat from men
mention nobs alot
mmmmmmm
i get it
Do you want a hobnob?
:shock:
Quote by Maia
excuse me
english is not my first language, before i go, what does vinegar strokes mean?

I'll tell you later Maia. There might be children watching!!! redface
Quote by littlemee
How is Micky doing has he wilted yet

He's just on the vinegar strokes now!!!
Ouch, painfull!
Hey redstilletto, its been what seems like ages since we last spoke, sit down n have a cuppa.
Quote by littlemee
How is Micky doing has he wilted yet

He's just on the vinegar strokes now!!!
Keep on going and mabey you will get the tarta sause to go with the vinagar
Quote by Kit-Off
7 pages about
tea and hobnobs funniest thing ive seen
:twisted:
subliminal chat from men
mention nobs alot
mmmmmmm
i get it
Do you want a hobnob?
:shock:

ha ha ...........just had one
:twisted:
pulls chair up to the table
ill have a cuppa though
Quote by Kit-Off
Keep on going and mabey you will get the tarta sause to go with the vinagar

Sweet confectionery & now condiment jokes.
Where will it all end?!!!