Anyone for a cup of tea and a hobnob?

26 Apr 2005

Hi kit-off
I'm new also, but appear to have put the cat amongst the pigeons a little bit (see my other posts) first with a post to a BI M, when I not into men (It was late, very late) then by telling the truth and trying to have a laugh, nobody elses fault but my own. trying to hard I think :cry:
Great to see more newbies like me and I'll have a shot of whisky in mine, I need it confused

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Alex Rogers
What, you mean, Sidney, the membership administrator at the Cat Protection League lives with you? Oh. She's 72. Dirty.

does it matter how old you are? If you are getting it then you must be lucky

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous
Hi Kit-Off how are you today?
John

Hi sweety Now I am talking to you again I am fine. How was your day?

26 Apr 2005

It was OK, but has got much better now. Looking forward to my tea.
John
smile

26 Apr 2005

Quote by PeteC999
Hi kit-off
I'm new also, but appear to have put the cat amongst the pigeons a little bit (see my other posts) first with a post to a BI M, when I not into men (It was late, very late) then by telling the truth and trying to have a laugh, nobody elses fault but my own. trying to hard I think :cry:
Great to see more newbies like me and I'll have a shot of whisky in mine, I need it

How have you done that? If you want whisky then you must bring a bottle

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous

If I remember you have no sugar. Am I right?

26 Apr 2005

Spot on, no sugar, having tea with you will be necta enough.
John
wink

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous
Spot on, no sugar, having tea with you will be necta enough.
John

Flattery will get you every where.

26 Apr 2005

It's that smile of yours, it lights up my whole room.
John
smile

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous
It's that smile of yours, it lights up my whole room.
John

Do you ware Glasses? If not then you might need to go and get them looked at. Only joking. I have been talking to Libra-love about you and she only has good things to say, so what were you worried about? She just said you were a nice guy.

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
Do you ware Glasses? If not then you might need to go and get them looked at. Only joking. I have been talking to Libra-love about you and she only has good things to say, so what were you worried about? She just said you were a nice guy.

Me worried, she is a great girl, and any friend of hers must be great too.
John
smile

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
Hi kit-off
I'm new also, but appear to have put the cat amongst the pigeons a little bit (see my other posts) first with a post to a BI M, when I not into men (It was late, very late) then by telling the truth and trying to have a laugh, nobody elses fault but my own. trying to hard I think :cry:
Great to see more newbies like me and I'll have a shot of whisky in mine, I need it

How have you done that? If you want whisky then you must bring a bottle
First I tried to have a laugh with the mods (called them chimps), I mod a few servers and we are scum to most people because we have to keep order and that involves unpleasant tasks sometimes, However I like a little cheek off the members, keeps me sane, I applied my thinking to this forum. and got my wrist appropriately slapped. (my fault not thiers)
Next I decided not to lie about having a wife and her not knowing Iâ€™m on here or even interested in this sort of thing (long story) some people rightly took offence and I got slapped again.
Now Iâ€™m plotting what I can do tonight to get slapped (I think a theme is starting here)
Still at least I can say I joined and within 24hours I got a good slapping twice, maybe we should use this a promo matrial? lol

P.S. Nice to see a face and not a bum, especially a pretty 1, not that I'm complining about bottoms that is..

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous

Do you ware Glasses? If not then you might need to go and get them looked at. Only joking. I have been talking to Libra-love about you and she only has good things to say, so what were you worried about? She just said you were a nice guy.

Me worried, she is a great girl, and any friend of hers must be great too.
John
smile

I have only known her for 6 days so it is early days yet. Once she gets to know me shemight not feel the same. I hope we came remain friends though as she is a good laugh and I enjoy spending time with her.

26 Apr 2005

I have to agree, and she is good company. Though you have known her longer than I have, having only met her on Saturday.
john
smile

26 Apr 2005

Hi kit-off
Why dont you tell your wife? I wish I could get a few slaps as I really enjoy been slapped

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous
I have to agree, and she is good company. Though you have known her longer than I have, having only met her on Saturday.
john

How long have you been talking to her on the net then?

26 Apr 2005

Only over the last few months have I got really involved here.
John
smile

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Vix
Hiya Kitoff and Knightrider69 can i have coffee please and welcome to :swingingchair: heaven :bounce: :bounce:

Ooooh! Where have you been, stranger? Must be a party on the horizon, if you're around!
Party love them. Join in and we can try and have a party on the net. It would be better face to face though.

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
Hi kit-off
Why dont you tell your wife? I wish I could get a few slaps as I really enjoy been slapped

You really don't want to know trust me, I didn't want to tell anyone but I was cornered by a few members, I wish I had lied and sad i I was single now. biggrin

Anyway how are you finding this place, apart from my slappings I think it is genuine and generally with good people in it, I was amazed when I found it, after all the sites that are only there to make money, I finally stumbled across this! I had almost given up hope that this sort of FREE site existed.
P.S. If you really want to know why go here.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/42197.html

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous
Only over the last few months have I got really involved here.
John

What do you mean by getting involved?

26 Apr 2005

Hi Kitoff
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
yes please mines coffee

coffee, black with three, cheers

26 Apr 2005

Weclome to the asylum.
Just brewed up, not sure about the hobnobs (unless they're choc hobnobs).
What I could really do with is a shower.

26 Apr 2005

Quote by PeteC999
Hi kit-off
Why dont you tell your wife? I wish I could get a few slaps as I really enjoy been slapped

You really don't want to know trust me, I didn't want to tell anyone but I was cornered by a few members, I wish I had lied and sad i I was single now. biggrin

Anyway how are you finding this place, apart from my slappings I think it is genuine and generally with good people in it, I was amazed when I found it, after all the sites that are only there to make money, I finally stumbled across this! I had almost given up hope that this sort of FREE site existed.
I have been looking for ages too and I am glad I was introduced to this site. I love it

26 Apr 2005

Quote by gummy
Hi Kitoff
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
yes please mines coffee, black with three, cheers

Do you want a habnob with that or a finger?

26 Apr 2005

Quote by dambuster
Weclome to the asylum.
Just brewed up, not sure about the hobnobs (unless they're choc hobnobs).
What I could really do with is a shower.

I have a party shower so there in loads of room. Finish your coffee first or you could spill it and I will have to play nurse again

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
What do you mean by getting involved?

Posting on here and getting out to meet some of these great folks. It works wonders trust me.
John
xx

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous

What do you mean by getting involved?

Posting on here and getting out to meet some of these great folks. It works wonders trust me.
John
xx
That in exacly what I am looking for as I have spent most of my live in the country in the house.

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
Hi Kitoff
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
yes please mines coffee, black with three, cheers

Do you want a habnob with that or a finger?
Offering a coffee, three fingers and a nurses outfit, next it will be a slap as well, where will it all end wink

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
Hi Kitoff
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
yes please mines coffee, black with three, cheers

Do you want a habnob with that or a finger?
If I bring the fingers can I offer you one Kitoff wink

26 Apr 2005

Quote by PeteC999
Hi Kitoff
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
yes please mines coffee, black with three, cheers

Do you want a habnob with that or a finger?
Offering a coffee, three fingers and a nurses outfit, next it will be a slap as well, where will it all end wink

I would say it will all end up with a red ass. GREAT