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Anyone for a cup of tea and a hobnob?

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Quote by littlemee
Keep on going and mabey you will get the tarta sause to go with the vinagar

Sweet confectionery & now condiment jokes.
Where will it all end?!!!
Did you forget about the sasages? Where do you want it to end?
Quote by Kit-Off
Where do you want it to end?

With us both unable to eat anymore.
I gotta call it a night, im nackered!
Keep a pot of tea on the go for tomorrow.
I'll cook up few sausages n bacon for tomorrow smile
nite nite
Quote by Benji Barnicals
I gotta call it a night, im nackered!
Keep a pot of tea on the go for tomorrow.
I'll cook up few sausages n bacon for tomorrow smile
nite nite

lightweight
I feel Maia still lurking. Don't be shy. Come & join us Maia. You brighten the party up.
Quote by redstilletto
I gotta call it a night, im nackered!
Keep a pot of tea on the go for tomorrow.
I'll cook up few sausages n bacon for tomorrow smile
nite nite

lightweight
Aha she is still here! wondered where ya got to!
All these late nights arent doing me any favours at 7am @ work!
Quote by Benji Barnicals
I gotta call it a night, im nackered!
Keep a pot of tea on the go for tomorrow.
I'll cook up few sausages n bacon for tomorrow smile
nite nite

lightweight
Aha she is still here! wondered where ya got to!
All these late nights arent doing me any favours at 7am @ work!
:violin:
:twisted:
stop wingeing
you love it
Quote by redstilletto
I gotta call it a night, im nackered!
Keep a pot of tea on the go for tomorrow.
I'll cook up few sausages n bacon for tomorrow smile
nite nite

lightweight
Aha she is still here! wondered where ya got to!
All these late nights arent doing me any favours at 7am @ work!
:violin:
:twisted:
stop wingeing
you love it
sad :cry:
benji go look at your pm box
i dare ya to ask
:twisted:
runs off laughing
Quote by redstilletto
benji go look at your pm box
i dare ya to ask
:twisted:
runs off laughing

Ooo well i never! :twisted: you!
Quote by Benji Barnicals
benji go look at your pm box
i dare ya to ask
:twisted:
runs off laughing

Ooo well i never! :twisted: you!
What am I missing? Dont leave me out
Quote by Benji Barnicals
benji go look at your pm box
i dare ya to ask
:twisted:
runs off laughing

Ooo well i never! :twisted: you!
chick
chick
chicken
right id lurve to stay but stuff to do .................
and some of us need our beauty sleep
so get to bed benji ya ugly git
:twisted:
Quote by redstilletto
benji go look at your pm box
i dare ya to ask
:twisted:
runs off laughing

Ooo well i never! :twisted: you!
chick
chick
chicken
right id lurve to stay but stuff to do .................
and some of us need our beauty sleep
so get to bed benji ya ugly git
:twisted:
grrr evil
nite red, dont let those beg bugs bite...
Quote by Benji Barnicals
benji go look at your pm box
i dare ya to ask
:twisted:
runs off laughing

Ooo well i never! :twisted: you!
chick
chick
Oh shame
chicken
right id lurve to stay but stuff to do .................
and some of us need our beauty sleep
so get to bed benji ya ugly git
:twisted:
grrr evil
nite red, dont let those beg bugs bite...
Quote by Kit-Off
benji go look at your pm box
i dare ya to ask
:twisted:
runs off laughing

Ooo well i never! :twisted: you!
chick
chick
Oh shame
chicken
right id lurve to stay but stuff to do .................
and some of us need our beauty sleep
so get to bed benji ya ugly git
:twisted:
grrr evil
nite red, dont let those beg bugs bite...
Sorry, thought u'd left us! I'm just about to nip off myself, need my beauty sleep - no comments red!
Quote by Benji Barnicals
benji go look at your pm box
i dare ya to ask
:twisted:
runs off laughing

Ooo well i never! :twisted: you!
chick
chick
Oh shame
chicken
right id lurve to stay but stuff to do .................
and some of us need our beauty sleep
so get to bed benji ya ugly git
:twisted:
grrr evil
nite red, dont let those beg bugs bite...
Sorry, thought u'd left us! I'm just about to nip off myself, need my beauty sleep - no comments red! NIGHT NIGHT
no comments
has he gone
good
just call him baggy chops kit
right ugly sod he is
he was plucking up courage to get saucy with you
leading you in with bacon n
sausages
Quote by redstilletto
no comments
has he gone
good
just call him baggy chops kit
right ugly sod he is
he was plucking up courage to get saucy with you
leading you in with bacon n
sausages

So long as he goes to bed a happy man I dont mind
Quote by Kit-Off
no comments
has he gone
good
just call him baggy chops kit
right ugly sod he is
he was plucking up courage to get saucy with you
leading you in with bacon n
sausages

im sure hes thinking of you licking his chipalota sausage as we speak
So long as he goes to bed a happy man I dont mind
So long as he is only licking it. The though of any thing else does not bear thinking about
Quote by Kit-Off
So long as he is only licking it. The though of any thing else does not bear thinking about

so he told you hes double jointed hey
there a pic of him on the net somewere
nibbleing his chicken nuggats
runs off to find it
Quote by redstilletto
So long as he is only licking it. The though of any thing else does not bear thinking about

so he told you hes double jointed hey
there a pic of him on the net somewere
nibbleing his chicken nuggats
runs off to find it
I would love to see that
Good god. What has happened here? I popped in earlier a for chocolate hob-nob only to find people bending over to lick their chicken nuggets.
Please explain.
Quote by Alex Rogers
Good god. What has happened here? I popped in earlier a for chocolate hob-nob only to find people bending over to lick their chicken nuggets.
Please explain.

well only pop in for a cup of tea yesterday afternoon, seems I missed all the fun last night, I think it's Cappuccino time now,
OMG :shock: I go to bed and people are talking about me! no wonder my ears were burning lastnight!
Right you two (Kit-Off & Red) i have the right mind to put ya over my knee! ;)
Quote by Benji Barnicals
OMG :shock: I go to bed and people are talking about me! no wonder my ears were burning lastnight!
Right you two (Kit-Off & Red) i have the right mind to put ya over my knee! ;)

Oh yes please.
Quote by Kit-Off
OMG :shock: I go to bed and people are talking about me! no wonder my ears were burning lastnight!
Right you two (Kit-Off & Red) i have the right mind to put ya over my knee! ;)

Oh yes please.
:twisted:
Quote by Benji Barnicals
OMG :shock: I go to bed and people are talking about me! no wonder my ears were burning lastnight!
Right you two (Kit-Off & Red) i have the right mind to put ya over my knee! ;)

oh i you 'd have to catch me first
pipsqueek
wink
still cant find that ruddy picture
rolleyes