Anyone got any good puzzles?

17 Jan 2005

Ok, I've been posting drivel for most of yesterday and today. The reason? I'm so very much on edge. I'm hyper. The only way I can even sit still is to keep my mind busy by posting stuff on here.
I plunged myself into the realms of the unknown, by asking someone the hugest thing I've ever asked (is hugest a word? I'll get the dictionary out later and look). I have one week before I get the response.
So come on peeps, if any of you have any mind bending puzzles that will keep me occupied and stop me boring the pants off you, now is the time to pass them on.
All contributions gratefully received.
Jules
confused

17 Jan 2005

A quiz thread!
Jules, is the Sarge, animal, mineral, or vegetable?
Venusxxx

17 Jan 2005

Hopefully animal - or does that make me wierd?
lol

17 Jan 2005

You any good with Jigsaws?

or a drunk santa?

Dawn :silly:

17 Jan 2005

Are we the only mammal that has sex for pleasure?
S'always puzzled me that has.
Lb :love:

17 Jan 2005

If that doesnt puzzle you nothing will!! confused

Either that or I am thick as two short planks afterall!

17 Jan 2005

Quote by juliett49
Hopefully animal - or does that make me wierd?

Well I suppose that very much depends on what role you see him in.
And no, don`t expect an answer, because it beats the shit out of me! :shock: :shock:
Just hoped someone could enlighten me :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

17 Jan 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy
Are we the only mammal that has sex for pleasure?
S'always puzzled me that has.
Lb :love:

According to Desmond Morris in `The Naked Ape`, yes.
Venusxxx

17 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Are we the only mammal that has sex for pleasure?
S'always puzzled me that has.
Lb :love:

According to Desmond Morris in `The Naked Ape`, yes.
Venusxxx
Think we should tell the chimps.?
Seems only fair.
Lb :love:

17 Jan 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy
Are we the only mammal that has sex for pleasure?
S'always puzzled me that has.
Lb :love:

According to Desmond Morris in `The Naked Ape`, yes.
Venusxxx
Think we should tell the chimps.?
Seems only fair.
Lb :love:
Naaaah, fuckem! (so to speak :shock: :shock: :shock: )
Venusxxx

17 Jan 2005

Stop hi-jacking my thread Venus ya bitch mad

Only joking hunny bunch
lol

17 Jan 2005

Venus!!!!!! mad

:x :x :x :x :x wink

Anyway, I thought Dolphins had the odd shag every now and then just for a giggle?? confused

:? :? :?

17 Jan 2005

:gagged: :gagged: :gagged:
coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee!!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
flipa

Venusxxx

17 Jan 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Venus!!!!!! :x :x :x :x :x
Anyway, I thought Dolphins had the odd shag every now and then just for a giggle?? :? :? :?

Is that what they call watersports then?
Lb

17 Jan 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Venus!!!!!! :x :x :x :x :x
Anyway, I thought Dolphins had the odd shag every now and then just for a giggle?? :? :? :?

You could be right Sarge, that`s why I specified `The Naked Ape` as it was written in the 60`s. I doknow they are prone to homosexual behaviour.......
I want to be a dolphin in my next life :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

17 Jan 2005

Oooooooooh thankyou Dawn Mids and fruity.
That should keep me going for a while. I might even have some nails left by the end of the week (I doubt it though)
lol

17 Jan 2005

try
there are loads on online baord games. i used to spend a lot of time on there
JGL

17 Jan 2005

a man wakes up one morning. he turns on the light. puts on the kettle. turns on the radio and kills himself..... Why?

17 Jan 2005

Quote by TJ_LONDON
a man wakes up one morning. he turns on the light. puts on the kettle. turns on the radio and kills himself..... Why?

He's fed up of Radio One!! confused

:? :? :?

17 Jan 2005

Quote by TJ_LONDON
a man wakes up one morning. he turns on the light. puts on the kettle. turns on the radio and kills himself..... Why?

He's a radio DJ. When he hears the breakfast show he realises that he's overslept and his most hated rival has got his job?

17 Jan 2005

Chris Evans is back as a DJ?
Dawn :silly:

17 Jan 2005

Quote by TJ_LONDON
a man wakes up one morning. he turns on the light. puts on the kettle. turns on the radio and kills himself..... Why?

OR
The wiring in his house is prehistoric. The light, the kettle and the radio all at once are too much for it, the system overloads, there are no fuses and he gets electrocuted.

17 Jan 2005

Quote by TJ_LONDON
a man wakes up one morning. he turns on the light. puts on the kettle. turns on the radio and kills himself..... Why?

OR
When he turns on the radio he hears an announcement that WW3 has just started, a nuclear attack is under way, he doesn't want to die slowly of radiation sickness so he shoots himself.