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ANYONE LIKE TO FUCK THE WINDOW CLEANER LIKE ME ?
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Sex God
Quote by Kisswinkwink
HI ALL JUST WONDERED IF ANY LADIES HAD ANY FANTASYS FOR TEASING THE WINDOW CLEANER , AND GETTING HIM HARD , INVITE HIM IN FOR COFFEE THEN FUCK HIS ARSE OFF . WHY AM I ASKING ? CAUSE IM A WINDOW CLEANER LOL
SO TELL ALL GIRLS AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT YOURS DOING FREE OF CHARGE (INC COFFEE ) OF COURSE
STU X
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Kisswinkwink that wasn't an invitation to PM me, by the way. Stupid PM too.
You might want to turn off your caps lock - it's seen as shouting and therefore rude, as well as being more difficult to read for some people.
Sex God
Good plan Dek, i'll try that next time i get my windows done, should save me a fiver :giggle:
Quote by dekntan
ooh i used to tease me old window cleaner by leaving the curtains open lying naked on the bed and erm entertaining myself in full view of the window, he never knocked for payment for some reason
I wonder if that will work at the carwash place - not one of those machine ones, I like a nice man or two to give me a hand job..... you don't get much better than being finished off by hand
Quote by PoloLady
ooh i used to tease me old window cleaner by leaving the curtains open lying naked on the bed and erm entertaining myself in full view of the window, he never knocked for payment for some reason
I wonder if that will work at the carwash place - not one of those machine ones, I like a nice man or two to give me a hand job..... you don't get much better than being finished off by hand
hey its worth a try shy gals get nowt so they say (never been much of a shy gal) Quote by dekntan
ooh i used to tease me old window cleaner by leaving the curtains open lying naked on the bed and erm entertaining myself in full view of the window, he never knocked for payment for some reason
:laughabove: why you naughty little minx you!
You're braver than I am, I thought about it once but then shut the blinds :cry: 
:dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
Sex God
i clean my own windows
Sex God
Quote by Warmer
i clean my own windows
But I bet you don't have to shag yerself too often though do you?
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Sex God
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Warming the Bed
we have a new window cleaner, he is from poland and quite a hunk. . wife suggested him for a 3sum. .It took a lot of explaining to him what we meant as he doesnt speak a lot of english. on the big night he turned up with 2 bloody mates !!!. after the laughter died down we got rid of the extra two and it was a really good night. :lol:
:lol: Sex God
Quote by fiftyfungot rid of them? :shock:
we have a new window cleaner, he is from poland and quite a hunk. . wife suggested him for a 3sum. .It took a lot of explaining to him what we meant as he doesnt speak a lot of english. on the big night he turned up with 2 bloody mates !!!. after the laughter died down we got rid of the extra two and it was a really good night.
Warming the Bed
mrs fifty says " i liked the hunk but not his mates ok ? "
Sex God
Quote by fiftyfun
we have a new window cleaner, he is from poland and quite a hunk. . wife suggested him for a 3sum. .It took a lot of explaining to him what we meant as he doesnt speak a lot of english. on the big night he turned up with 2 bloody mates !!!. after the laughter died down we got rid of the extra two and it was a really good night.
:rotflmao: Priceless! Love it. Hope you asked 'em to give the porch windows a buff on the way out!
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Quote by Mr-Powers
Nope sorry......its always the Postman for me every time!
Doesnt he always come twice?
*Her*
Sex God
Quote by couplefunuk
Nope sorry......its always the Postman for me every time!
Doesnt he always come twice?
*Her*
Not these days - part of the cost cutting in the Post Office - they couldn't afford the condoms.
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Quote by Freckledbird
HI ALL JUST WONDERED IF ANY LADIES HAD ANY FANTASYS FOR TEASING THE WINDOW CLEANER , AND GETTING HIM HARD , INVITE HIM IN FOR COFFEE THEN FUCK HIS ARSE OFF . WHY AM I ASKING ? CAUSE IM A WINDOW CLEANER LOL
SO TELL ALL GIRLS AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT YOURS DOING FREE OF CHARGE (INC COFFEE ) OF COURSE
STU X
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You might want to turn off your caps lock - it's seen as shouting and therefore rude, as well as being more difficult to read for some people.
Of course he's shouting, it's to be expected, he's trying to talk through the window and these double glazed ones are pretty good at sound insulation. Ah, I think I've spotted the problem here, he's trying to start a conversation on the work of Seamus Heaney and the words have been muted so much by the glass all we're hearing is "please shag me I'm a window cleaner".
Mind you, I'm sure I've managed to shock myself and the window cleaner a couple of times, I imagine he was more tramatised than me, but then he had to ask for money.
Sexpert
I love teasing my window cleaner ... and this year I might invite him in to fill his bucket !
So all wish me luck ... as I'm shy really .
M_N XxX
So all wish me luck ... as I'm shy really .
M_N XxX
