Apologies to all the regulars

15 Dec 2005

Hi guys,
Just wanted to appologise if I offended anyone who is a regular part of this community. I didn't know much about this site and joined just before it changed over. I'm not an annoying bloke (can be an annoying woman) and anyone I did pm was a genuine attempt to get to know people as me and my bloke have just started on the scene and I really wanted to find some like minded people, one of the messages I sent went to the wrong person aswell I don't know how and ended up getting a nasty sarcastic reply that really got my back up. After spending time on the forum and talking to a couple of regulars I've realised what is going on now and completely understand so again if I offended anyone then I'm sorry. But it does seem that the majority of the idiots have spoiled it a bit for the people like us who want to talk to people and get a bit of advice and guidance on a subject that is completely new to us.
Again very sorry, hope we can all get along-hey we all have to start somewhere!
wave

Boo xx

15 Dec 2005

Hey, nice post biggrin

And welcome to the world of the forums wave

Personally I think this is about the best place to get to know people, providing it's not a quick shag people are after. A lot of us become friends, it's through these channels that we have our fun, both socially and occasionally sexually cool

Saying that tho, there are also people who do take the very anonymous approach too, but usually they at least roughly know who they're talking to or have been reccommended by others dunno

So stick around, chip in with your opinion on threads, let us get to see your personality, and vice versa. Once you get used to us, then you can get your name down on one of the munch lists ......... a totally social evening, a brilliant way to put faces to names, chat to people and sometimes find that person(s) you connect with on a more sexual level.
Good luck, wipe the slate clean and start again kiss

15 Dec 2005

HI Boo

Not your fault, just as you have realised, a lot of things have changed here.
:welcome:
I can't say about any of the new members here, but the rest of us are very friendly :D

15 Dec 2005

Thanx missy, actually since being on the forums I haven't bothered going on the search page at all. It's really nice to be a place where you can be yourself (although haven't felt comfortable enough to put a face pic up yet-still expecting to run into my mum) After a bit of a rocky start I think I'll like it here (and when Steve (Smiffy) learns how to use a computer I'm sure he'll like it too)
Thanx again biggrin

Quote by Missy
Hey, nice post :D
And welcome to the world of the forums
Personally I think this is about the best place to get to know people, providing it's not a quick shag people are after. A lot of us become friends, it's through these channels that we have our fun, both socially and occasionally sexually
So stick around, chip in with your opinion on threads, let us get to see your personality, and vice versa. Once you get used to us, then you can get your name down on one of the munch lists ......... a totally social evening, a brilliant way to put faces to names, chat to people and sometimes find that person(s) you connect with on a more sexual level.
Good luck, wipe the slate clean and start again

15 Dec 2005

Yeah and I completely understand, and now I've met a few of you I really like it here, I do talk a lot though so you'll probably get sick of me soon lol

Boo x

Quote by Devon1
HI Boo
Not your fault, just as you have realised, a lot of things have changed here.
:welcome:
I can't say about any of the new members here, but the rest of us are very friendly :D

15 Dec 2005

Quote by smiffyboo
although haven't felt comfortable enough to put a face pic up yet-still expecting to run into my mum

Oh tell me about it :eeek: Been here two years now - and theres still not a hope in hells chance my face is going anywhere near my computer, let alone the big www!! :shock:
As for running into your mum rotflmao

............ Oh I live in fear of me parents catching me :shock: If they went back over posts, it's so obvious I'm their daughter - then they would tell me off for not only swearing, but also for telling tales about em confused

Still convinced they were swingers themselves tho :shock: :? :? :? :uhoh:
And if you are looking on mum and dad ......... Hello wave

And if you're looking on Boos mum and dad ........ it wasn't me :? nothing was my fault, I was made to come here, it was Boos fault :uhoh: :bolt:

15 Dec 2005

I can't imagine seeing my mum on here to be honest, the last coversation I had with her about sex was about how discusting blow jobs are.
My Mum and Dad are divorced now
So if you see any ads from a 60 yr old Asian bloke looking for oral then please get rid of him
lol

Boo x

Quote by Missy
although haven't felt comfortable enough to put a face pic up yet-still expecting to run into my mum

Still convinced they were swingers themselves tho :shock: :? :? :? :uhoh:
And if you are looking on mum and dad ......... Hello wave

And if you're looking on Boos mum and dad ........ it wasn't me :? nothing was my fault, I was made to come here, it was Boos fault :uhoh: :bolt:

15 Dec 2005

Quote by smiffyboo
I can't imagine seeing my mum on here to be honest, the last coversation I had with her about sex was about how discusting blow jobs are.

Your mum said "Blow Jobs" :shock:
Cor, how trendy is she!!! worship

:lol2:

15 Dec 2005

Thanx for making me feel welcome. Have to dash off in need of some sleep (just got a new puppy that waits until you drop off to sleep then starts wailing like a banshee) :sleeping:
thanx for making me feel welcome missy
see ya later
x

Quote by Missy
I can't imagine seeing my mum on here to be honest, the last coversation I had with her about sex was about how discusting blow jobs are.

Your mum said "Blow Jobs" :shock:
Cor, how trendy is she!!! worship

:lol2:

15 Dec 2005

Quote by Missy
I can't imagine seeing my mum on here to be honest, the last coversation I had with her about sex was about how discusting blow jobs are.

Your mum said "Blow Jobs" :shock:
Cor, how trendy is she!!! worship

:lol2:
it's the modern way missy. very forward looking mum's are these days. not only can my mum say blow job, i think she even knows these days that it has nowt to do with tyre fitting down kwik fit. which she previously used to think, causing no end of confusion trying to get her flat pumped back up.
smiffyboo, always a good idea to get the apology out nice and early. then when you really land yourself in the shit, you can just refer people to your earlier plea for forgiveness without all that grovelling business.
still dunno what you did though? dunno

neil x x x ;)

15 Dec 2005

:welcome: smiffyboo smile

btw cant remember what thread I originally posted in but my mum told me about a spit-roast weekend they went on and offered to show me the website pictures...........how forward is that lol

:lol:
unfortunately it was a weekend away, I was hoping my parents were getting more liberated, where the main theme of the saturday night was the spit roast meal (as in food)

15 Dec 2005

Well said Smiffyboo.
I think I am in a similar position to you. I have spoke to some very friendly poeple on here, you know who you are ;o) but have come accross some that dismiss you because your new, unless ofcourse your 100% stud material !!!
I hope your time and mine spent in here will show to others who is for real and who's a fake / pain in the bum..........................
Good hunting smiffyboo.

15 Dec 2005

Quote by HandyAndy1973
Well said Smiffyboo.
I think I am in a similar position to you. I have spoke to some very friendly poeple on here, you know who you are ;o) but have come accross some that dismiss you because your new, unless ofcourse your 100% stud material !!!
I hope your time and mine spent in here will show to others who is for real and who's a fake / pain in the bum..........................
Good hunting smiffyboo.

I think you're wrong there HandyAndy - Most people won't dismiss anyone purely because they're new!!!
But when people join here and send messages, or post, offering something that they wouldn't dream of saying to your face in public - then yeh, I don't have much time for em. It ain't very social.
The chances are, if they're here purely for a shag rather than a swinging lifestyle, that I ain't gonna get along with em anyway. So no point in wasting their time in being subtle and beating about the bush.
100% stud material comes in all different shapes and sizes depending on who you're talking to - but if that person ain't talking, just waving his willy in front of a camera, then it just ain't gonna happen confused

That was my personal opinion by the way, I can't speak for anyone else on anythign like that biggrin

15 Dec 2005

Missy said:

100% stud material comes in all different shapes and sizes depending on who you're talking to - but if that person ain't talking, just waving his willy in front of a camera, then it just ain't gonna happen

So you think thats the wrong approach then biggrin

I had to go and buy an extra wide angle cam, to catch the enormity of my manhod as well lol

15 Dec 2005

Quote by HandyAndy1973
Well said Smiffyboo.
I think I am in a similar position to you. I have spoke to some very friendly poeple on here, you know who you are ;o) but have come accross some that dismiss you because your new, unless ofcourse your 100% stud material !!!
I hope your time and mine spent in here will show to others who is for real and who's a fake / pain in the bum..........................
Good hunting smiffyboo.

Hi Andy - I think in time your views about being dismissed will change - that only happens when someone asks for it. I would in no way consider myself 'stud material' but have got to know some people on here and been welcomed with open arms.
I am guessing you will find the same.
Smiffyboo - liked your post at the top. Welcome and Enjoy!

15 Dec 2005

Hi there steph,
Stopped sending pms after getting a nasty one back which was when I discovered the forums, after seeing what was going on with the site I decided to wait a while and get to know people on here instead (seems to be where most of the interesting people are).
As soon as the sites sorted out a bit better and you guys don't have too much crap to wade through I'll send you as many pms as you like wink

And thanx to you and everyone else that has welcomed me am really glad I joined now.
biggrin

Quote by Sexysteph
I refrained from posting on here last night as I was giggling like anything at Missy's posts.
Missy, whatever you were on can I have some you had me in stitches - I was reading out posts to another member who does not have access through the weeknights and he was curled up in his lonely hotel room in Scotland :wink:
I too am getting the one liners and pms any none to subtle are getting binned but some are getting the true sexysteph treatment - those of you that know we well know what a lecture that is :wink: Others that appeal are being encouraged to post out here in the open
So I ask Smiffyboo how come you never pmmed me :wink: seriously honey a massive massive welcome to the site. I think when things settle down and the wonderboys have ironed out the glitches and given us all a button in the profile to tell idiots to wank off on a smutty asshole site you will find that the site really is a terrific place to hang out and the community here is second to none.
All it needs now is for me to say
Welcome and Have Fun
Steph :D

15 Dec 2005

Hi Smiffyboo, welcome to the site and I really do hope you have loads of fun on here.
Sorry if you have had some sarcastic replies to any of the pm's you have sent and please dont take it personally, its just that we are not used to all this unsolicited offers of sex, and get a little fed up with the one liners (not that I am saying you have done that) but your pm may just have been the one which broke the camels back (as the old saying goes).
Now that you have found the forums and the bunch of nutters in here, I am very sure you will fit in just fine lol

Its new people like you who we just love joining, those who have a personality, who like a bit of a laugh and are willing to join in with the rest of the nutters. wave

so welcome again.

Quote by HandyAndy1973
but have come accross some that dismiss you because your new, unless ofcourse your 100% stud material !!!.

HandyAndy, I can honestly say that I really dont think anyone will have dismissed you because you are new, its probably as I said in the message to Smiffyboo above, you have probably just happened to 'bump' into someone who has been totally inundated with unsolicited offers, and it starts to get a little trying. Perhaps you just got the brunt of someones agression at being so bloody fed up with being pestered! I know I have just sent a very sarcastic pm to someone who contacted me asking if I fancied a shag!!! he was not offensive but I was just totally sick and tired of receiving these sort of pm's. So please dont give up on us redface

And as for being stud material, you will also find that most of us, like the person rather than the 'willy' :lol:

Quote by HandyAndy1973
I hope your time and mine spent in here will show to others who is for real and who's a fake / pain in the bum..........................
Good hunting smiffyboo.

Please stick around, be prepared to put in a bit of effort and I am sure you will have fun but please dont think of it as hunting, but more of making new friends wink