Apparently Im worth Â£75K !!!

13 Jun 2005

Well as part of a course im doing, im researching jobs available to myself when my son starts school. On a website I found out that with all the jobs im currently doing, ie, full time mum of two, accounts, shopping, cleaning, ironing, gardening, decorating etc. i have an hourly rate of about an hour approx Â£75K per annum?! Flaming 'eck!!
OK, what I want to know now is, who I should submit my SH Invoice too? lol

:twisted:

13 Jun 2005

i think you should
book it out as entertainment lol

13 Jun 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
Well as part of a course im doing, im researching jobs available to myself when my son starts school. On a website I found out that with all the jobs im currently doing, ie, full time mum of two, accounts, shopping, cleaning, ironing, gardening, decorating etc. i have an hourly rate of about an hour approx Â£75K per annum?! Flaming 'eck!!
OK, what I want to know now is, who I should submit my SH Invoice too? :twisted:

Marks in charge and deals with all the bills, accounts etc.
*runs off before Mark catches up with him*
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

13 Jun 2005

Well i'm priceless!! wink

13 Jun 2005

Quote by da69ve
Well i'm priceless!!

No Dave, that's just what Mrs Dave tells you because she hasn't found anyone willing to pay for you yet lol

13 Jun 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Well i'm priceless!!

No Dave, that's just what Mrs Dave tells you because she hasn't found anyone willing to pay for you yet lol

:giggle::giggle::giggle:

13 Jun 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Well i'm priceless!!

No Dave, that's just what Mrs Dave tells you because she hasn't found anyone willing to pay for you yet lol

So what do you suggest....car boot sale?

13 Jun 2005

Either that or find another Dave and have a 'buy one get one free' offer lol

13 Jun 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
Well as part of a course im doing, im researching jobs available to myself when my son starts school. On a website I found out that with all the jobs im currently doing, ie, full time mum of two, accounts, shopping, cleaning, ironing, gardening, decorating etc. i have an hourly rate of about an hour approx Â£75K per annum?! Flaming 'eck!!
OK, what I want to know now is, who I should submit my SH Invoice too? :twisted:

Seriously,
I think you are underpaid,
I would put in for a pay rise

13 Jun 2005

Quote by da69ve
Well i'm priceless!!

No Dave, that's just what Mrs Dave tells you because she hasn't found anyone willing to pay for you yet lol

So what do you suggest....car boot sale?
eBay. If you're gonna look for suckers, you may as well look nationally. :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

13 Jun 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
Well as part of a course im doing, im researching jobs available to myself when my son starts school. On a website I found out that with all the jobs im currently doing, ie, full time mum of two, accounts, shopping, cleaning, ironing, gardening, decorating etc. i have an hourly rate of about an hour approx Â£75K per annum?! Flaming 'eck!!
OK, what I want to know now is, who I should submit my SH Invoice too? :twisted:

Seriously,
I think you are underpaid,
I would put in for a pay rise
I did put in for a pay rise Sarah, but was told they couldnt and would actually have to let some of us go confused

:? :? :?

13 Jun 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
Well as part of a course im doing, im researching jobs available to myself when my son starts school. On a website I found out that with all the jobs im currently doing, ie, full time mum of two, accounts, shopping, cleaning, ironing, gardening, decorating etc. i have an hourly rate of about an hour approx Â£75K per annum?! Flaming 'eck!!
OK, what I want to know now is, who I should submit my SH Invoice too? :twisted:

Tsk Tsk ... yet another example of government created quangos cyphoning off tax payers cash and distributing the loot to an army of so called 'workers' ... hehehe ...
I thought being a housewife was all about late night sex with a pissed up old fart just home from the pub with alcohol breath..... or is that just my ex-wife's opinion of it ... hehehe .... that'll teach her to get married again!

13 Jun 2005

maybe we could have a whip round for you wink

14 Jun 2005

Quote by markz
maybe we could have a whip round for you

Ooo yes please, a nice Â£7K would be good, seen a car i fancy, and mines getting old and cantankerous! mad

Central locking on one lock has gone and its gonna cost me Â£160 :cry:

14 Jun 2005

If you can't get a pay rise. how about forgetting the pay part? :twisted:

14 Jun 2005

get a bike its cheaper biggrin

15 Jun 2005

Quote by markz
get a bike its cheaper

Lol Id love to, but at only 5'2 my legs only just about reach the pedals let alone the floor! :shock:

15 Jun 2005

75K per annum?
Let's see..........how many goldfish is that? :undecided: :undecided:

15 Jun 2005

mothercare do bikes and you get a third wheel free :shock:

16 Jun 2005

Quote by markz
mothercare do bikes and you get a third wheel free :shock:

PMSL, and there goes my biker chick image down the pan in one swoop, thanks Mark rolleyes

16 Jun 2005

75k :shock: :shock: fook me slaves are becoming pricey eh confused

heres a fiver now go make me a cuppa whip

oopppps :shock: innocent

x rache x

16 Jun 2005

Quote by rachel-lane+peaches
75k :shock: :shock: fook me slaves are becoming pricey eh
heres a fiver now go make me a cuppa
oopppps :shock:
x rache x

Sod the fiver, just bring the :whip: smackbottom

:thumbup:

16 Jun 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
75k :shock: :shock: fook me slaves are becoming pricey eh
heres a fiver now go make me a cuppa
oopppps :shock:
x rache x

Sod the fiver, just bring the :whip: smackbottom

:thumbup:
hello little one :twisted: kneel to Ma'am ..ooooh fook now wheres me trunk? :?
bugger bugger i've left it in the shbb house bollocks! poo bum shite :cry:
x rache x