Are men good at it or hopeless

22 Jul 2006

Quote by osker99
not quite as easy to sublty undo a front fastening one tho. You have to be a tad more obvious.

It's quite acceptable to do the reverse version. Almost exactly.
Although much depends on the size of the titties and the correct sizing and fitment of the upper decker flopperstopper. And more often then not, a small amount of jiggling the titties is called for.
It also makes the side of neck/earlobe etc more readily accessible - again providing there is no significant height difference.
I would tho' caution against using the lower hand to push and prod in the fanny area as this can sometimes be seen by the female in question, to be slightly "grabby" and impatient.
It is however perfectly acceptable to adjust "oneself" so your erection is resting, or indeed pressing, into the valley between the buttocks, while pulling her back toward you by the hips.

22 Jul 2006

Tony can do it with his teeth :twisted: lol

Shaz x

22 Jul 2006

Surely we are heading toward some kind of munch challenge :rascal:

22 Jul 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Surely we are heading toward some kind of munch challenge :rascal:

Oooh how about a Comic Relief Bra strap relay race? :rascal:

22 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy
<<<<<<<< Stands forward and anounches his most prized achivement in adult life so far......
2 fingers is all it takes and I can undo em first time every time :smug:

smugness doesnt suite you lol; havent met a man that could undo mine, well being a 34G they never seem to be able to move their hands away from the front. biggrin

22 Jul 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Surely we are heading toward some kind of munch challenge :rascal:

Oooh how about a Comic Relief Bra strap relay race? :rascal:
Well I'd be willing to offer my bra strap if anyone wants to undo it dunno

* Thinks twice before clicking submit, oh sod it :eeek:

22 Jul 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Surely we are heading toward some kind of munch challenge :rascal:

Oooh how about a Comic Relief Bra strap relay race? :rascal:
Well I'd be willing to offer my bra strap if anyone wants to undo it dunno

Well being as Sheddy & Dammie seem to think they're the experts I think we ought to have a challenge to see who's the "Champion of Champions".
What do you say? 5 women line up?
Right Dawnie & HLB ready & waiting, we just need another 8 willing volunteers biggrin

22 Jul 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
* Thinks twice before clicking submit, oh sod it :eeek:

I think it's more of a "push, pull and a squeeze" than a "click" Dawnie.
I think I might be tempted to step up to the ockey.
"Quite please. Game on"
rotflmao

22 Jul 2006

If I can have the experince that Dammie described I would be willing to give it a go redface

22 Jul 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
What do you say? 5 women line up?
Right Dawnie & HLB ready & waiting, we just need another 8 willing volunteers

This might be an opportunity http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/81717/140.html - It's a long way off yet, but all things being equal, my joints should be back to normal by then wink

You realise of course, Darlin; that I will need "training partners" of varying breatstststststsssss size; and as I said earlier - it is indeed one of the exercises specified by my physio - along with "chair-fuck" :grin:

22 Jul 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Surely we are heading toward some kind of munch challenge :rascal:

Oooh how about a Comic Relief Bra strap relay race? :rascal:
Well I'd be willing to offer my bra strap if anyone wants to undo it dunno

Well being as Sheddy & Dammie seem to think they're the experts I think we ought to have a challenge to see who's the "Champion of Champions".
What do you say? 5 women line up?
Right Dawnie & HLB ready & waiting, we just need another 8 willing volunteers biggrin

Always happy to lend a hand - or bra

22 Jul 2006

Quote by WendySteve
Always happy to lend a hand - or bra

:thumbup:
Good on ya Wendy!!

22 Jul 2006

I'll volunteer for the other end of the spectrum, less resistance but less insentive.
H.x

22 Jul 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
If I can have the experince that Dammie described I would be willing to give it a go

(Not entirely sure where exactly you are, but try this)
A454 to Walsall
A461 (?) North East to Muckley Corner.
Turn right (East) onto the A5
Watch out for the new (??) A5/A38 interchange, taking the A38 North
A38 to A61 at Swanwick, turn left ( West - ish) onto A61
Through two sets of (real) traffic lights, and out into the countryside.
After 4 or 5 miles, as you enter a small town/village and 30 mph zone, turn right at the traffic lights and call me. You're only about 800 yds away.
If you reach the Post Office, or start to go uphill on a wibblywobbly hill, you've over-shot.

22 Jul 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Surely we are heading toward some kind of munch challenge :rascal:

Oooh how about a Comic Relief Bra strap relay race? :rascal:
Well I'd be willing to offer my bra strap if anyone wants to undo it dunno

Well being as Sheddy & Dammie seem to think they're the experts I think we ought to have a challenge to see who's the "Champion of Champions".
What do you say? 5 women line up?
Right Dawnie & HLB ready & waiting, we just need another 8 willing volunteers biggrin

Sounds like a plan to me......................however are we allowed to vary on our technics as I feel without my usual Kiss, caress of the lower back with my non bra undoing hand and then the 2 finger monouver to remove said item I may not be able to perform to standard so to speak. But with enough volenteres I think we may have a challenge on our hands lol

<<<<<<<<<< off to warm up for some intensive training later on tonight wink

22 Jul 2006

Quote by H-x
I'll volunteer for the other end of the spectrum, less resistance but less insentive.
H.x

An interesting proposition.
redface

To my enternal shame; I've just realised that it's a number of years since I needed to adjust my technique to take into account the differnces of the smaller breasted lady surprised

ops:
Does that make me a "tit man" - or just a tit dunno

:grin:
I think I need a trip to S Wales :twisted:

22 Jul 2006

Dammie if I hadn't of been full of cold you may well have had a visitor tonight wink

22 Jul 2006

I have Lemsip.
And I'm not afraid to use it ! ! !
And, unlike some, the "secre"t recipe for Hot Toddy is freely available, in two flavours.
db - just off to check the contents of the poorly cupboard/draw

22 Jul 2006

You are such a bad boy!!..... Honestly I dont think I could manage to drive too far tonight sad

We will have to organise something wink

22 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy
Sounds like a plan to me......................however are we allowed to vary on our techniques as I feel without my usual Kiss, caress of the lower back with my non bra undoing hand and then the 2 finger manoeuvre to remove said item I may not be able to perform to standard so to speak.

You can use whatever techniques you see fit. All in the interests of science of course redface

22 Jul 2006

Can I offer my help in any way??
:happy:

22 Jul 2006

Quote by dambuster
Trust me, Kohai

:bounce: I got it with out using the link :smug: er I guess it's a compliment then lol

or is it more a case of I have a lot to learn confused

22 Jul 2006

Quote by dambuster
An interesting proposition.
To my enternal shame; I've just realised that it's a number of years since I needed to adjust my technique to take into account the differnces of the smaller breasted lady ops:
Does that make me a "tit man" - or just a tit :grin:
I think I need a trip to S Wales :twisted:

I think it just makes you male Dammie, and explains why I'm good at removing my own bra.
H.x

22 Jul 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
You are such a bad boy!!..... Honestly I dont think I could manage to drive too far tonight We will have to organise something

And sadly, very sadly; I got a little too "enthusiastic" the other day during a physio recommended chair-fuck.
Although I managed to get all the way to "rattle and slam" - my joints are now very sore and I've taken the skin off the top of two toes with carpet burns :shock:
So I'm not entielry sure I could drive very far.
Infamy - Imfamy . . . . . . . they've all got it in for me :cry: :cry: :cry:

22 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy

Trust me, Kohai

:bounce: I got it with out using the link :smug: er I guess it's a compliment then lol

or is it more a case of I have a lot to learn confused

Not at all.
It's just that I was able to sit and watch Rising Sun again the other day because HLB was away for a couple of days wink

6 Aug 2006

Quote by a while back on the subject of undoing bra's sheddy
<<<<<<<< Stands forward and anounches his most prized achivement in adult life so far......
2 fingers is all it takes and I can undo em first time every time :smug:

:cry: I have a confession to make :cry: :cry:
I'm sat here drinking coffee fondly remembering last night biggrin

and then the sudden realisation hit me that for the first time I can remember I failed on the first attempt :cry: Only one hook came undone it took one more attempt to undo the other :cry: What has bruised the ego more is the cutting "ha ha haaa" (or prehaps I had trod on her foot dunno

) I distinctley heard from PK as I failed my task redface

In my defence we were in a cramped position and I had had confused

a bit to drink. But non the less my ego and confidence is bruised, I may even need counciling to get over the trauma and was wondering is there a mens support group for such times off need surprised

ops:

6 Aug 2006

Am I the only one who thinks it doesn't matter if men ( or ladies for that matter ) can undo a bra with one hand? dunno

I'd much prefer him to undress me slowly, using featherlight touches on my skin as he removes my clothing and leaves trails of kisses as he goes along.
oooo errrrr......did I just say that out loud? redface

cold shower time bolt

6 Aug 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Am I the only one who thinks it doesn't matter if men ( or ladies for that matter ) can undo a bra with one hand?
I'd much prefer him to undress me slowly, using featherlight touches on my skin as he removes my clothing and leaves trails of kisses as he goes along.
oooo errrrr......did I just say that out loud?
cold shower time

ops: now i need one lol

6 Aug 2006

By this stage my mind is uselly somewhere else. In the belief that I am crap at multi-tasking, it means I have to use both hands, a foot and the help of any paasersby redface

6 Aug 2006

I've never had the most nimble fingers but I manage. My gf can undo a bra one-handed but I've never learnt the knack.
biggrin