Are men good at it or hopeless

21 Jul 2006

Thought that title might grab your attention smile

Ok i was watching a program the other night where they had a line of 16 girls in their bras.
Then 5 guys had to see how fast they could undo the womens bras just using one hand.
Most guys managed 3 to 5 in 45 seconds know but one guy who holds the record did it in 20 seconds must say i was impressed.
My question is are guys good or bad as this simple little task? What do you think girls?
I just know you guys are going to have to comment here rolleyes

22 Jul 2006

Quote by de_sade
:shock:
Never understood why so many men seem to fumble with this piece of apparel. The design of the fastening is really simple. It has to be for women to be able to fasten it on their own...

Seriously though, it would be interesting to see how many women reverse fasten / unfasten their bras because it is easier than reaching behind themselves everytime ???
De_sade

I reverse fasten but undo it the right way round. Can't do it any other way. Make sense? dunno

I thought not rolleyes

22 Jul 2006

I fasten mine behind me as I remember seeing a programme when I was bout 14/15 which said that as there is no muscle in breasts, it was only the muscles underneath that offered support. Apparently by fastening your bra at the front and spinning it round you can weaken the muscles under your breasts and make them saggy :shock: !!
Now I don't know whether or not there is any truth to this, but I've been doing it my way for 12 years, had no complaints wink

and therefore have no intent of changing method.
(also I would love a go at the one handed bra thing, sure I could challenge that world record :twisted: )

22 Jul 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
:shock:
Never understood why so many men seem to fumble with this piece of apparel. The design of the fastening is really simple. It has to be for women to be able to fasten it on their own...

Seriously though, it would be interesting to see how many women reverse fasten / unfasten their bras because it is easier than reaching behind themselves everytime ???
De_sade

I reverse fasten but undo it the right way round. Can't do it any other way. Make sense? dunno

I thought not rolleyes

Makes sense to me....i do it that way too biggrin

Lindaxxx

22 Jul 2006

Whatever happened to front fastening bras? I havent seen one in years! dunno

22 Jul 2006

Quote by winchwench
Whatever happened to front fastening bras? I havent seen one in years!

I think they only make them in smaller sizes.
I fasten mine in front then spin it around and let my boobs fall into the cups. Was told that's the best way to do it, by one bra fitter. I unfasten it without spinning it back around to the front though.

22 Jul 2006

<<<<<<<< Stands forward and anounches his most prized achivement in adult life so far......
2 fingers is all it takes and I can undo em first time every time :smug:

22 Jul 2006

Quote by lavabubble
I fasten mine behind me as I remember seeing a programme when I was bout 14/15 which said that as there is no muscle in breasts, it was only the muscles underneath that offered support. Apparently by fastening your bra at the front and spinning it round you can weaken the muscles under your breasts and make them saggy :shock: !!
Now I don't know whether or not there is any truth to this, but I've been doing it my way for 12 years, had no complaints and therefore have no intent of changing method.
(also I would love a go at the one handed bra thing, sure I could challenge that world record :twisted: )

Mine are just saggy because I'm old rolleyes

22 Jul 2006

Whilst I am sure this is not true, I would be willing to give them a frank and honest assessment, just for your own peace of mind of course :twisted:

22 Jul 2006

Any one seen 'Bull Durham'?
I do like a guy who can undo a bra without flinching and without having to turn you round, put a spot light on you and swear underthier breath for 15 minutes before giving up and asking you to do it.
I put mine on in place and dependant upon the fastening can sometimes take it off with one hand.
H.x

22 Jul 2006

Quote by H-x
I do like a guy who can undo a bra without flinching and without having to turn you round, put a spot light on you and swear underthier breath for 15 minutes before giving up and asking you to do it.

22 Jul 2006

Quote by de_sade
:shock:
Never understood why so many men seem to fumble with this piece of apparel. The design of the fastening is really simple. It has to be for women to be able to fasten it on their own...

Seriously though, it would be interesting to see how many women reverse fasten / unfasten their bras because it is easier than reaching behind themselves everytime ???
De_sade

If you have more then a handful or two up front then correct way to put a bra on is to put your arms in the straps, fill the cups & then strap yourself in around the back. Took me years before i learned to do it up at the front & twist it around which isnt great in this weather as it sticks to you.

22 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy

I do like a guy who can undo a bra without flinching and without having to turn you round, put a spot light on you and swear underthier breath for 15 minutes before giving up and asking you to do it.

We'll see what PK's opinion is shall we?
biggrin

H.x

22 Jul 2006

Quote by H-x
We'll see what PK's opinion is shall we?

H.x

It will be the same as mine trust me, I genuinely can't see what the problem is with them.......the very first one I encountered was straight off first attempt. Simply put finger and thumb either side the catch and squeeze together. It's only underwear it's not rocket science lol

22 Jul 2006

I've not met one guy that can unfasten mine quickly.....then again that could because of the chastity belt equivalent my hubby attaches to it.

22 Jul 2006

I have been known to take 45 minutes just locating the bloody clasp! :doh:
Stormwalker redface

22 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy

We'll see what PK's opinion is shall we?

H.x

In which case,
wave

H.x

22 Jul 2006

Samer way as Mrs FB here
cool

22 Jul 2006

i have to agree with Sheddy.... both with respect to his "preffered techinque" and where he says that it isn't "rocket science"..........
The infuriating thing is when you are in the near throes of passion and despite having all the confidence in the world that you are going to be able to impress the lady AND release her breasts in record time and with panache.......... her bra just doesnt want to know....
redface

22 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy
<<<<<<<< Stands forward and anounches his most prized achivement in adult life so far......
2 fingers is all it takes and I can undo em first time every time :smug:

:thumbup:
Couldn't agree more.
A talent/skill that should be taught every guy at an early age.
"The finger and thumb squeeze and pop"
In fact, it's actually on the list of exercises from my physiotherapist :shock:
It's a horrible thing to have to turn a girl around, and that's when I start to fumble redface

Take a girl in your arms.
Allow your right hand to fall to her butt-ocks and pull her gently toward you while leaning a little forward, causing her back to arch slightly away from your hips. This will create more pressure in the regions of the pubis so she can feel the cock, hard or flaccid (at this stage) pushing against her. A slight sideward movement of your hips, or if you can manage it - a gentle gyration of your pelvis, will increase the sensation for both parties.
This is a good time to be kissing her. Full on the mouth or nuzzling into the side of her neck, or softly nibbling the earlobe. (Try not to slobber a wet tongue too deep into her inner ear, dribbling alcohol tinged saliva, at this point)
As all this is happening, the left hand should be spread wide and placed somewhere between her shoulder blades. As you push your pelvis to hers, pull with the left arm to squeeze her and with the whole of the left hand; giving a sensation of tightness and closeness. You might notice at this point that her breathing will deepen and her breasts may begin to heave due to the pressure and passion of your grasp of her. She may even gasp a little. Don't become alarmed, you can use this to your advantage. Indeed - if you're in the company of a larger breasted woman, it can sometimes be a necessity.
Keeping the pressure more or less constant with your left arm and the heel of you left hand, increase the pressure of your right hand on the butt-ocks and push gently, more from the pelvis, consider even, easing one of your legs between hers, into her pelvic area. Particularly if you have strong/muscular thighs. (This is also the best method if there is anything approaching a significant height difference between the two of you, as it can sometimes be difficult to rub pubic areas exactly, without one of you having to contort the body into a 'question mark' shape)
Using this distraction, position the thumb of your left hand and (for me personally) the tips of the middle and first fingers over and across the bra clasp. Timing the squeezing of your thumb and fingers to the deep breathing and breast heaving is crucial to achieving a "first round hit" As the girl takes a deep breath her breasts will push forward into your chest (you may be lucky enough to feel her erect and proud nipple at this point) and the bra strap, and therefore clasp will now be under most tension. This is where the timing becomes paramount as she breaths out, her chest cavity will decrease in size, releasing the aforementioned strap/clasp tension. It's at this point you should push with your thumb and pull with your finger tips, pushing the hook/s out through the eye/s of the clasp, whilst maintaining the diversionary pressure with both arms and pelvis, and/or leg.
This should be practiced as a smooth, almost unnoticeable, action; rather than a "grab and jerk" Rather like firing a gun, the trigger should be caressed and squeezed - not pulled and jerked.
With concentration and practice on the timing, to release the clasp at the correct point of her exhaling; the freeing of the breasts and subsequent shift in weight can be almost unnoticeable.
This is of course, in total contrast to the jokular rapid "squeeze and flick - get yer titz out" method.

22 Jul 2006

an in depth description and one I have taken notes on lol

However I wonder should we really be giving away these trade secrets as I find the ability to undo a bra first time every time never fails to impress............however if every male can perform this task I would have to find another way to distract from thte fact that I'm actually shite in bed redface

22 Jul 2006

Quote by dambuster
Couldn't agree more.
A talent/skill that should be taught every guy at an early age.
"The finger and thumb squeeze and pop"
In fact, it's actually on the list of exercises from my physiotherapist :shock:
It's a horrible thing to have to turn a girl around, and that's when I start to fumble
Take a girl in your arms.
Allow your right hand to fall to her butt-ocks and pull her gently toward you while leaning a little forward, causing her back to arch slightly away from your hips. This will create more pressure in the regions of the pubis so she can feel the cock, hard or flaccid (at this stage) pushing against her. A slight sideward movement of your hips, or if you can manage it - a gentle gyration of your pelvis, will increase the sensation for both parties.
This is a good time to be kissing her. Full on the mouth or nuzzling into the side of her neck, or softly nibbling the earlobe. (Try not to slobber a wet tongue too deep into her inner ear, dribbling alcohol tinged saliva, at this point)
As all this is happening, the left hand should be spread wide and placed somewhere between her shoulder blades. As you push your pelvis to hers, pull with the left arm to squeeze her and with the whole of the left hand; giving a sensation of tightness and closeness. You might notice at this point that her breathing will deepen and her breasts may begin to heave due to the pressure and passion of your grasp of her. She may even gasp a little. Don't become alarmed, you can use this to your advantage. Indeed - if you're in the company of a larger breasted woman, it can sometimes be a necessity.
Keeping the pressure more or less constant with your left arm and the heel of you left hand, increase the pressure of your right hand on the butt-ocks and push gently, more from the pelvis, consider even, easing one of your legs between hers, into her pelvic area. Particularly if you have strong/muscular thighs. (This is also the best method if there is anything approaching a significant height difference between the two of you, as it can sometimes be difficult to rub pubic areas exactly, without one of you having to contort the body into a 'question mark' shape)
Using this distraction, position the thumb of your left hand and (for me personally) the tips of the middle and first fingers over and across the bra clasp. Timing the squeezing of your thumb and fingers to the deep breathing and breast heaving is crucial to achieving a "first round hit" As the girl takes a deep breath her breasts will push forward into your chest (you may be lucky enough to feel her erect and proud nipple at this point) and the bra strap, and therefore clasp will now be under most tension. This is where the timing becomes paramount as she breaths out, her chest cavity will decrease in size, releasing the aforementioned strap/clasp tension. It's at this point you should push with your thumb and pull with your finger tips, pushing the hook/s out through the eye/s of the clasp, whilst maintaining the diversionary pressure with both arms and pelvis, and/or leg.
This should be practiced as a smooth, almost unnoticeable, action; rather than a "grab and jerk" Rather like firing a gun, the trigger should be caressed and squeezed - not pulled and jerked.
With concentration and practice on the timing, to release the clasp at the correct point of her exhaling; the freeing of the breasts and subsequent shift in weight can be almost unnoticeable.
This is of course, in total contrast to the jokular rapid "squeeze and flick - get yer titz out" method.

:swoon:
H.x

22 Jul 2006

not quite as easy to sublty undo a front fastening one tho. You have to be a tad more obvious.

22 Jul 2006

Quote by firelizard
I have been known to take 45 minutes just locating the bloody clasp! :doh:
Stormwalker

It occurs to me that the above post gives the impression that I find it difficult getting into bras, this is far from the case; I just have difficulty with the clasps.
I employ one of two foolproof methods of gaining entry, both fast and efficient.
1) Use a very sharp knife, fast but expensive.
2) Place both hands under Bra straps, take a firm grip, then pull sharply up and down in a fast and furious motion, reminiscent of extracting a small child from a tight fitting T-shirt. Swearing and grunting, although satisfying, is not strictly necessary.
Stormwalker :twisted:

22 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy
. . . . . as I find the ability to undo a bra first time every time never fails to impress............however if every male can perform this task I would have to find another way to distract from thte fact that I'm actually shite in bed

Trust me, ; I speak from experience and a similar necessity redface

One must remember to move swiftly, but quietly to stage two.
Upon release of the titties, bring both hands to the front of her hips and ease her body slightly away from yours. (If the timing was perfect, she may be unaware at this point that her breast are actually freed) Now, place the flat of your hands and fingers on the side of her hips, with your thumbs on the front of her hip bones. As you run you hands up the side of her waist, with the thumbs on the front of her tum, she will return her hips to yours as though on springs. Continue moving your hands up her sides, leaning ever so slightly back away from her. As your thumbs reach the underside of the titties, bring them away from her, toward you. This is to avoid touching the fun bags just yet. Your target is actually the raspberry ripples, which hopefully by now are proud, erect, and aching to be squeezed and tweeked. You should now be in the position that the titties are free, still unbeknown to their owner. Raise your hands further, fanning your fingers gently across the breasts, lifting the thumbs into position ready to take the nipples between the crook of the thumb from below and the fingers from above. Now is the time to roll the milk valves between the fingers and thumbs in sort of reverse action of releasing the earlier clasp.
She will be very surprised, and indeed impressed that you have been able to answer her body's requests to pay attention to the breastststststssss and nipples without either a spoken word, or her obvious knowledge.
When you can master this technique to perfection, she will be so impressed by the release of her breastststststs without her immediate knowledge, during the pre-emptive moist inducing distractions, that you will be able to enter her, do your duties and withdraw; and possibly leave the arena before she has the time, or inclination, to realise the crapness of the actual shaggin. Thereby affording you the somewhat dubious "not actually too bad" kudos we sometimes seek as men.
*Disclaimer
These techniques and exercises should be practiced if posssible with girls from the vanilla world. The ladies here can be far too astute, sexually aware, and worldy wise

22 Jul 2006

Bras can be evil things lol

They are easy in everyday situations, no problem,
until, in the heat of passion, it has to come off biggrin

Then the little hooks do the very best to stop you, undoing them lol

I now go prepared with a head torch, wire cutters, and clamps lol

22 Jul 2006

Quote by dambuster
Trust me, Kohai; I speak from experience

Well I have a question....
Why is it I have 2 Bras with the hook & eyes now ripped off? confused

22 Jul 2006

Quote by dambuster
It's a horrible thing to have to turn a girl around, and that's when I start to fumble

Quote by firelizard
I employ one of two foolproof methods of gaining entry, both fast and efficient.
1) Use a very sharp knife, fast but expensive.

I must confess to having problems when
a) Pissed as a fart
b) Leaning against a particular oak tree in the park between the pub and here
c) Rampant to the point of no return
d) Any combination thereof
And have been in trouble for allowing passion to overpower common sense and technique redface

Funny isn't tho - that they wait until they're looking for a particular bra to pack for a Munch before bringing up the age old comment "You owe me a new bra/thong/pair of nix"
bolt

22 Jul 2006

I have short stumpy fingers and wouldnt even try one handed for fear of dislocating or locking up my thumb. lol

22 Jul 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

Trust me, Kohai; I speak from experience

Well I have a question....
Why is it I have 2 Bras with the hook & eyes now ripped off? confused

Passion, my Love.
Just sheerpassion wink

Besides which . . . . . .
It was youthat truned, bent forward from the waist, put your hands on the oak tree and "presented" for service - resulting in the loss of a bra and thong :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
bolt

Are you sure?