Are Mods genetically Different?

16 Apr 2005

See here I am studying like an err - Studious Studier confused

. Writing up my notes on the Digestive System, (oh okay - nicking bits from this website and that), when I go to download an illustration of the salivary glands. Upon saving this picure I notice that the name of the pic is "modssalivaryglands", which prompts me to ask -
How are Mods' Salivary Glands different to the rest of us? dunno

Do they produce more saliva, with which to salivate over whatever makes one horny (in Jags' case we know this to be dick pics, Misschief = velcro) :dunno: .
And how do Mods go about getting these salivary glands? :dunno:
Do they have to have them implanted once the great black dalek has installed their moderateration on them? Or do they grow slowly once one has been installed? :dunno:
And of course, most important of all - do they have other genetically different body parts that the rest of us don't know about? :?:
I think it is time someone explained this to us mere mortals!
aRSexx :color:

16 Apr 2005

:2fingers: :2fingers:
lol

x x

16 Apr 2005

We are special - that is all you mere mortals need to know cool

16 Apr 2005

I thought I was normal dunno

The tablets the black dalek gave me are to make me more tolerant to the twats...........aren't they :dunno:

16 Apr 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I thought I was normal

Debatable :giggle:

The tablets the black dalek gave me are to make me more tolerant to the twats...........aren't they :dunno:

Shame they dont work rolleyes

Well they dont for some of us anyway :lol: :lol:
Shireen
xxx

16 Apr 2005

I think it is part of the special powers given to the Mods by the Black Dalek, as it enables them to "lick", ie beat or conquer, the trolls and idiots.

16 Apr 2005

See here I am studying like an err - Studious Studier confused

. Writing up my notes on the Digestive System, (oh okay - nicking bits from this website and that), when I go to download an illustration of the salivary glands. Upon saving this picure I notice that the name of the pic is "modssalivaryglands", which prompts me to ask -
How are Mods' Salivary Glands different to the rest of us? dunno

Do they produce more saliva, with which to salivate over whatever makes one horny (in Jags' case we know this to be dick pics, Misschief = velcro) :dunno: .
And how do Mods go about getting these salivary glands? :dunno:
Do they have to have them implanted once the great black dalek has installed their moderateration on them? Or do they grow slowly once one has been installed? :dunno:
And of course, most important of all - do they have other genetically different body parts that the rest of us don't know about? :?:
I think it is time someone explained this to us mere mortals!
aRSexx :color:
Pardon !!!

16 Apr 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I thought I was normal
The tablets the black dalek gave me are to make me more tolerant to the twats...........aren't they :dunno:

uuummmmm . . . .i think they'd be valium dawn? i reckon the genetically engineered body parts would be a different kettle of fish? generally takes hormones that one. :dunno:
n x x x :P

16 Apr 2005

one wonders also if they cease to be mods, whether they are cut out is a rather vicious and demonstrative ceremony as a warning to all the other mods???
(my aztc revision is getting to me I think)
Sini
cool

16 Apr 2005

Yes, they are Sini, a very long and very horrible procedure which results in the complete inability to produce any saliva at all, resulting in a very dry mouth.
Oral sex used to be something I did for fun, now I do it so that I can eat my dinner!
:(
lhk
Kat

16 Apr 2005

Quote by KitKat
Yes, they are Sini, a very long and very horrible procedure which results in the complete inability to produce any saliva at all, resulting in a very dry mouth.
Oral sex used to be something I did for fun, now I do it so that I can eat my dinner!
:(
lhk
Kat

Lol!
Oh dear!
well.... Im sure that its an awful strain on your life, every time you want to eat... well.... how do you cope??? ;)
Youve managed to recouperate well I see though ... biggrin

Sini

16 Apr 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I thought I was normal
The tablets the black dalek gave me are to make me more tolerant to the twats...........aren't they :dunno:

Is that what he told you Dawn! :lol:
What they really do, is make you want to shag black Daleks. wink

lhk
Kat
P.S. - I gave all mine to Kit. :twisted:

16 Apr 2005

:giggle:

16 Apr 2005

Hummmm I can accept the Mods.........but where are the Rockers !

16 Apr 2005

Quote by Rainbows
See here I am studying like an err - Studious Studier . Writing up my notes on the Digestive System, (oh okay - nicking bits from this website and that), when I go to download an illustration of the salivary glands. Upon saving this picure I notice that the name of the pic is "modssalivaryglands", which prompts me to ask -
How are Mods' Salivary Glands different to the rest of us?
Do they produce more saliva, with which to salivate over whatever makes one horny (in Jags' case we know this to be dick pics, Misschief = velcro) :dunno: .
And how do Mods go about getting these salivary glands? :dunno:
Do they have to have them implanted once the great black dalek has installed their moderateration on them? Or do they grow slowly once one has been installed? :dunno:
And of course, most important of all - do they have other genetically different body parts that the rest of us don't know about? :?:
I think it is time someone explained this to us mere mortals!
aRSexx :color:

No..........................there just hard wink

16 Apr 2005

I have searched several forum sites for information on moderator genetics and found the following:

The defective gene which causes an irrational desire to be a forum moderator is the same gene which causes an urge to be a schoolteacher or traffic warden. It manifests itself as an aberrant craving for power, which is only exercised in situations whereby the victim cannot fight back in any way. Sufferers of this condition generally are unable to deal with the competitive nature of the real world and consequently descend to mistreating people in a guaranteed safe (for them) environment, which serves subconsciously to highlight the thwarted desire for real power, thus causing sufferers to live out their lives as deeply jealous, vengeful people with extremely low self-esteem, whose only means of feeling good about themselves is to make other people feel bad.
Because of the ease with which it is possible to annoy sufferers of this condition, the gene is known as the Chronic Heightened Irritability Psychodeficiency (CHIP) gene, and is easiest to identify in skin cells taken from the sufferer's shoulder.

16 Apr 2005

Quote by Scandal
No..........................there just hard

you know this from experience?
:shock: :shock: :shock: What about the women? :shock: :shock: :shock:
and Burko? :lol: :lol: :lol:
not from experience,just many hours browsing on sh,
women and sarge,f*ck there sas hard :lol: :lol:

16 Apr 2005

I thought everybody knew that the Mods are just visiting this planet. Back home on the planet Dom 6, somewhere in the constellation Aylpaddleyerass, they have consoles with dozens of buttons on 'em. They're posted here to see if they can get by with only twice as many as us - bit of a challenge for 'em. Rumour has it that one pressed the wrong button once thus posting their anatomical details, which have since leaked out onto the internet - hence the evidence of the differences.
Beware - one day they will evacuate Earth and leave a message ' So long and thanks for all the threads' rolleyes

Why did I start this??

16 Apr 2005

Quote by westerross
Beware - one day they will evacuate Earth and leave a message ' So long and thanks for all the threads'
Why did I start this??

lets hope they tidy up their office first.............just look at the state of the place

16 Apr 2005

anyone here in awe of moderators??? i once went to a naturist get together at a moderators house(from msn chat) i was totally tongue tied by her lol im usually loud but this woman that i'd spoke to,cammed with,chatted on phone etc was unintentionally on her part very intimidating,luckily she was really nice and almed me down lol
that was one wierd experience
acetates

17 Apr 2005

Quote by Scandal
No..........................there just hard

you know this from experience?
:shock: :shock: :shock: What about the women? :shock: :shock: :shock:
As I said, we are special :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

17 Apr 2005

lets face it those mods are a bit .....................well abit strange really.
oooh fook :shock: here they come QUICK LEG IT !!! bolt

17 Apr 2005

My cleaner is soooooooooooooooo fired!
lol

17 Apr 2005

Quote by bluexxx

My cleaner is soooooooooooooooo fired!

and you want me to come to your next party!!! can i bring kim and aggie too :lol: