Are There Any Cunning Linguists?

16 Oct 2004

Just received this and wonder if anyone could translate from the Swedish language for me please? :shock:

Quote by Per
"Wow ... hello what a lovely face and smile!
I'm a single living man with no children (what I know of ... hehe) ... I live approximately in the middle of Sweden. It's getting cold (below zero) already. I have a good life living on my own. Have a lof och friends and relatives. I like nature (also tanning and bathing naked in summertime, wonderful to feel the warm wind all of your body, also nice to be around other natural people), fishing, in the archipelago.
Would love to get a little mail from exiting you!
Best Regards, Per
PS I like your lovely delights DS"

WTF are my "lovely delights"?? dunno

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Pm's just get better all the time lol

Tracy-Jayne

16 Oct 2004

wish i could help....i can do frech,german italian and spanish biggrin

:D
heck i heave even been known to translate scottish into english.....
sean xxxxxx

16 Oct 2004

Quote by RedHot
WTF are my "lovely delights"?? :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Errr Tracy-Jayne, I reckon he's been pervin your web page lol

:lol: :lol:

16 Oct 2004

His English is a lot better than my Swedish !! confused

:? :?
So, come on Tracy-Jayne, show us your lovely delights!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
So, come on Tracy-Jayne, show us your lovely delights!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

People that know me will tell you I am really quite shy but I would show you, honest I would IF ONLY I KNEW WHAT THEY WERE :lol2: :wink:
T-J

16 Oct 2004

Now my swedish may not be as good as it was, but I think he is trying to say this:
hello you look nice
I am single with no kids (not that I know of (nervous laugh)) and I like it that way.
I am from the centre of Sweden. My willy is small at the moment because it is cold. I like to run around in my birthday suit to get an all over tan and I like the wind blowing around my goolies. I like naked people.
I have relatives and freinds and I like (naked) fishing in the lake.
Email me, as I am going now.
I like boobs.
Any help? biggrin

Rugbybloke

16 Oct 2004

Quote by rugbybloke
Now my swedish may not be as good as it was, but I think he is trying to say this:
hello you look nice
I am single with no kids (not that I know of (nervous laugh)) and I like it that way.
I am from the centre of Sweden. My willy is small at the moment because it is cold. I like to run around in my birthday suit to get an all over tan and I like the wind blowing around my goolies. I like naked people.
I have relatives and freinds and I like (naked) fishing in the lake.
Email me, as I am going now.
I like boobs.
Any help?
Rugbybloke

Thanks for this. Look like you may just have it verbatim :lol2: :lol2:
I like your signature. If I show you my "lovely delights" will you show me your tackle? :twisted:
Tracy-Jayne

16 Oct 2004

Quote by rugbybloke
Now my swedish may not be as good as it was, but I think he is trying to say this:
hello you look nice
I am single with no kids (not that I know of (nervous laugh)) and I like it that way.
I am from the centre of Sweden. My willy is small at the moment because it is cold. I like to run around in my birthday suit to get an all over tan and I like the wind blowing around my goolies. I like naked people.
I have relatives and freinds and I like (naked) fishing in the lake.
Email me, as I am going now.
I like boobs.
Any help?
Rugbybloke

bleedin' 'ell rugbybloke! don't think we'll fall for that. you used that babel fish thingie there didn't you? i can speak bloody swedish with a translator FFS!
nice try tho seems you've converted T-J already!
neil x x x :P

16 Oct 2004

my translation was much easier . it simply said.
Hi I'm swedish, male and wondered if u fancied a shag. Mail me

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Lil_Bunny
my translation was much easier . it simply said.
Hi I'm swedish, male and wondered if u fancied a shag. Mail me
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

That was pretty much what I thought it meant too, but just wanted to be sure, so asked for a translation wink

Tracy-Jayne

16 Oct 2004

dunno why he didn't just put that, half the rest do lol
Then again they are the ones that get deleted from my inbox!
Isn't it much nicer when someone put s a little thought inot a reply and tells u about what they like, are looking for etc
:small-print:

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Lil_Bunny
my translation was much easier . it simply said.
Hi I'm swedish, male and wondered if u fancied a shag. Mail me
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Eerrrrrmmmm, I couldn't quite find the words but think you 've cracked it Lil_Bunny.
Oh one other thing.... he will arrange a date but then will cancel coz 'es probably a time waster... biggrin

:D

16 Oct 2004

Quote by RedHot
Would love to get a little mail from exiting you!

I think this means once he has shagged you he would like to keep in touch. rotflmao

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
Would love to get a little mail from exiting you!

I think this means once he has shagged you he would like to keep in touch. rotflmao

Most of 'em do actually cool

T-J

16 Oct 2004

Don't care exactly what he said but if you don't want him I'll have him!!!
Jezzay

17 Oct 2004

mmmmmm.......not to hot on my swedish! sad

But having been with T-J i can vouch for her Loverly delights biggrin

:D :D :D :D
Cant say i would limit this to her boobs wink

Oh and yes T-J is right once you have tried you keep in touch. :wink:
Hope to see you soon T-J
Maybee the weekend....its looking promising! :D
jim

17 Oct 2004

Quote by jimmywag
mmmmmm.......not to hot on my swedish!
But having been with T-J i can vouch for her Loverly delights :D :D :D :D
Cant say i would limit this to her boobs
Oh and yes T-J is right once you have tried you keep in touch. :wink:
Hope to see you soon T-J
Maybee the weekend....its looking promising! :D
jim

Ooh! Thanks Jim redface

Didn't realise your night vision was so good rotflmao

:wink:
See ya soon :twisted:
Tracy-Jayne

18 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
seems you've converted T-J

Into What?