Are there any TFWs here?!

8 Feb 2005

Quote by Rainbows
I was thinking of investing in a dictionary

Oh no PLEASE don't!!!!!!! My evenings just wouldn't be the same!!!! lol

:lol:
It's just taken me 10 mins to stop laughing before I could reply... superb :lol:

8 Feb 2005

Quote by james02
James, well done! You are using a spell-checker aren`t you?
Venusxxx

I was thinking of investing in a dictionary
It would certainly help to define the words...but I somehow think you are loved just as you are! kiss

Venusxxx

8 Feb 2005

Quote by james02
I was thinking of investing in a dictionary

Oh please don't James. You have given me one of the best laughs I have had on here for ages!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

8 Feb 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
I`m beginning to feel a little lonely :cry:
Venusxxx

Theirs always me lol
Xxxx
James

8 Feb 2005

size 8 , 5 ft 2 , 7 1/2 stone , get blown over by a light breeze , will float off if holding more than 2 party balloons,!!

8 Feb 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I was thinking of investing in a dictionary

Oh please don't James. You have given me one of the best laughs I have had on here for ages!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I have to learn to read first

8 Feb 2005

Quote by hornyred and dino
size 8 , 5 ft 2 , 7 1/2 stone , get blown over by a light breeze , will float off if holding more than 2 party balloons,!!

Christ! You are smaller than me! :shock:
Competition! :twisted: :bounce:
Venusxxx

8 Feb 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
size 8 , 5 ft 2 , 7 1/2 stone , get blown over by a light breeze , will float off if holding more than 2 party balloons,!!

Christ! You are smaller than me! :shock:
Competition! :twisted: :bounce:
Venusxxx the smallest swinger in town redface

8 Feb 2005

Quote by hornyred and dino
the smallest swinger in town

Fun though isn`t it? wink

Do you like it when guys dangle you too? :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

8 Feb 2005

maybe i should change my user name to scrawnyred n dino biggrin

8 Feb 2005

Quote by hornyred and dino
maybe i should change my user name to scrawnyred n dino

Don`t you dare! smackbottom

Stand tall, er, I mean, up, and be noticed!
People will still accuse us of sitting down, but do we care?! Hell no! :bounce:
Venusxxx

8 Feb 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
maybe i should change my user name to scrawnyred n dino

Don`t you dare! smackbottom

Stand tall, er, I mean, up, and be noticed!
People will still accuse us of sitting down, but do we care?! Hell no! :bounce:
Venusxxx damn right , we shall stand small together , thats 10`4inches between us :D :D :D :D xxx

8 Feb 2005

Actually 10` 3...you are taller....rub it in why doncha! evil

Venusxxx

8 Feb 2005

Cant you just get some stilletos?

8 Feb 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Cant you just get some stilletos?

Why would I want to? dunno

I like big hefty New Rocks now (thanks Jas) the juxtaposition works wonders! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

8 Feb 2005

Soon be Panto season again. Perhaps you can find a job with Snow White!! confused

:? :? :? :? :? bolt

8 Feb 2005

?????
i know its late, i know i havnt read the whole thread, but i dont know what the hell your on about!!

8 Feb 2005

I`ll be Doc, if you be Dopey Sarge!
Venusxxx

8 Feb 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Actually 10` 3...you are taller....rub it in why doncha!
Venusxxx

And something tells me , despite our small stature , we could be more vocal than the stretford end ,,gobshite midgets united biggrin

:D :D

8 Feb 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
I`ll be Doc, if you be Dopey Sarge!
Venusxxx

No I'd be Bashful!!! redface

ops: :oops: :oops:

8 Feb 2005

The hell you would you lying little shit! rotflmao

Venusxxx

8 Feb 2005

I can't believe no one has worked it out:
Totally
Flummoxed
Wench
You're in a perpetual state of bewilderment as the world revolves.
Now get to bed
FFW
XXX

8 Feb 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
I can't believe no one has worked it out:
Totally
Flummoxed
Wench
You're in a perpetual state of bewilderment as the world revolves.
Now get to bed
FFW
XXX

The world revolves?! :shock:
Venusxxx

8 Feb 2005

See I told you - Tut
Now be told Woman!!!!
Jas
XXX

8 Feb 2005

After you.........mum! flipa

Venusxxx

8 Feb 2005

Right madam enough!!!!
Over my knee NOW!!! :moon:
You will learn to behave :twisted: :twisted:
or I'm setting Sarge on you
Jas
XXX

8 Feb 2005

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Venusxxx

8 Feb 2005

I have magic buttons too you know :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

8 Feb 2005

Quote by hagrid
ok kiddies, play nice! hehehe :rotflmao:

No - I'm being a brat
:karaoke: "Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough" :karaoke:
Jas :giggle:
XXX

8 Feb 2005

Naa, I`ll let you live :twisted: . Only up again cos I lost my damn ihaler, now the crisis has passed I`ll prolly sleep for days!
nite pet kiss

Venusxxx