Now let's check if we're getting old...
1. You understand what was written above and you smile.
2. You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night out.
3. Your friends are getting married/already married.
4. You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with computers.
5. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your head.
6. You remember watching Dirty Den in EastEnders the first time around.
7. You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the good Old days, repeating again all the funny things you have experienced together.
8. Having read this mail, you are thinking of forwarding it to some other friends because you think they will like it too... Yes, you're getting old - but what the heck -we've had fun!!
Been done I know..... lock it lol.. But as was quiet thought why not..
Mike xx
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Quote by mdr2000
Now let's check if we're getting old...
1. You understand what was written above and you smile.
2. You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night out.
3. Your friends are getting married/already married.
4. You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with computers.
5. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your head.
6. You remember watching Dirty Den in EastEnders the first time around.
7. You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the good Old days, repeating again all the funny things you have experienced together.
8. Having read this mail, you are thinking of forwarding it to some other friends because you think they will like it too... Yes, you're getting old - but what the heck -we've had fun!!
Been done I know..... lock it lol.. But as was quiet thought why not..
Mike xx
You know that a hot water bottle is better for pain than pills
You remember when Rod Stewart was still on his first wife
No evening tv because of the strikes
You don't get asked for ID when buying alcohol
When buying shoes, you look more at sensible ones for work
When talking relationships with younger people, you've already been there and done that
You realise that Slade were in the charts 30 years ago ! :shock:
Now I'm depressed !
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Now let's check if we're getting old...
1. You understand what was written above and you smile.
2. You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night out.
3. Your friends are getting married/already married.
4. You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with computers.
5. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your head.
6. You remember watching Dirty Den in EastEnders the first time around.
7. You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the good Old days, repeating again all the funny things you have experienced together.
8. Having read this mail, you are thinking of forwarding it to some other friends because you think they will like it too... Yes, you're getting old - but what the heck -we've had fun!!
Been done I know..... lock it lol.. But as was quiet thought why not..
Mike xx
You know that a hot water bottle is better for pain than pills
You remember when Rod Stewart was still on his first wife
No evening tv because of the strikes
You don't get asked for ID when buying alcohol
When buying shoes, you look more at sensible ones for work
When talking relationships with younger people, you've already been there and done that
You realise that Slade were in the charts 30 years ago ! :shock:
Now I'm depressed !
PMSL xxxxx
Sexpert
hey speak for ur selfs 
you mike...getting old............never!! :shock: :giggle:
Quote by mdr2000
Now let's check if we're getting old...
1. You understand what was written above and you smile.
2. You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night out.
3. Your friends are getting married/already married.
4. You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with computers.
5. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your head.
6. You remember watching Dirty Den in EastEnders the first time around.
7. You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the good Old days, repeating again all the funny things you have experienced together.
8. Having read this mail, you are thinking of forwarding it to some other friends because you think they will like it too... Yes, you're getting old - but what the heck -we've had fun!!
Been done I know..... lock it lol.. But as was quiet thought why not..
Mike xx
Sexpert
hey they still use shiney toilet paper now days its bloody sore on my delicate little bum
Orgasminator
I realised I'd got "old" the other day after walking into the newsagents watching the girl in front of me wiggle, and walked out of the newsagents with Practical Caravanning instead of FHM :doh:
Morbius
Morbius
Sex God
Look at your ear lobes and your toe nails, are they thickening?...its the start.
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
well there's nothing wrong with yur memory.
(don't watch soaps, sorry)
H.x
When we only had two channels, we all watched the soaps!
Quote by mdr2000
Now let's check if we're getting old...
1. You understand what was written above and you smile.
2. You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night out.
3. Your friends are getting married/already married.
4. You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with computers.
5. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your head.
6. You remember watching Dirty Den in EastEnders the first time around.
7. You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the good Old days, repeating again all the funny things you have experienced together.
8. Having read this mail, you are thinking of forwarding it to some other friends because you think they will like it too... Yes, you're getting old - but what the heck -we've had fun!!
Been done I know..... lock it lol.. But as was quiet thought why not..
Mike xx
Thank you, now I know I am young, you have made an old man very happy!
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