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Sex God
errr, ummm, well....
11.0
how did that happen?
11.0
how did that happen? Sex God
Hmmmm. Just logged in for the first time since this morning
What I don't understand about all this is that when someone's got a serious attack of postitis and puts up, let's say, 30 or 40 posts or more in a day, where the f**k are they? I mean you'd think you'd see them popping up all over the place in the 3 forums but you don't. :confused: :confused: :confused:
I can't think of a worse punishment than being banned from here! :shock: :shock: :shock: but I don't post anything like as much as some of you lot so how you'd suffer is almost beyond comprehension :twisted: :twisted:
:rascal: :rascal:
What I don't understand about all this is that when someone's got a serious attack of postitis and puts up, let's say, 30 or 40 posts or more in a day, where the f**k are they? I mean you'd think you'd see them popping up all over the place in the 3 forums but you don't. :confused: :confused: :confused:
I can't think of a worse punishment than being banned from here! :shock: :shock: :shock: but I don't post anything like as much as some of you lot so how you'd suffer is almost beyond comprehension :twisted: :twisted:
:rascal: :rascal:
Sex God
Ermmmmmm* 
ops:
ops: 
Sex God
Quote by naughtynymphos1
10.5 per day !!
so how does this work then?
ok we have established i'm a whore cause i'm female who posts over 9 posts a day but what are guys who post more that 9 posts a day??
Male or female - over 9 posts a day = whore. I only said "sorry girls" 'cos the only ones on the thread up to that point who'd posted over 9 were girls! Sarge has redefined the word!
:lol: Come to think of it - over 10 a day is military whore! 
You do realise that most of the newbie will end up coming over as very prolific posters just by newbie over enthusiasm.
You know - Look at amost every theread in every forum, post on virtually everything!
I was guilty of it when I started.
Most settle down and only post on those thigs that inerest them. Mind you - that's not true of everyone.
You know - Look at amost every theread in every forum, post on virtually everything!
I was guilty of it when I started.
Most settle down and only post on those thigs that inerest them. Mind you - that's not true of everyone.
Sex God
I'm only on 5 point summat (can't be arsed to go and look at the mo) but I still consider myself to be a whore and proud of it! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Can I be exempted from the post count requirements to qualify please? ops:
:uhoh:
Can I be exempted from the post count requirements to qualify please?
ops: :uhoh:
Sex God
Quote by EagerSlut
I'm only on 5 point summat (can't be arsed to go and look at the mo) but I still consider myself to be a whore and proud of it! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Can I be exempted from the post count requirements to qualify please?
:uhoh:
Every one of yours counts fer two anyway - so you're a military whore - no problem! See it's easy if you make up the rules as you go along
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
You do realise that most of the newbie will end up coming over as very prolific posters just by newbie over enthusiasm.
You know - Look at amost every theread in every forum, post on virtually everything!
I was guilty of it when I started.
Most settle down and only post on those thigs that inerest them. Mind you - that's not true of everyone.
There's nothing wrong with that per se (as long as they're not a pain in the ass!) and in any case time will catch up with them - either that or they'll crumble and blow away.
Quote by westerross
You do realise that most of the newbie will end up coming over as very prolific posters just by newbie over enthusiasm.
You know - Look at amost every theread in every forum, post on virtually everything!
I was guilty of it when I started.
Most settle down and only post on those thigs that inerest them. Mind you - that's not true of everyone.
There's nothing wrong with that per se (as long as they're not a pain in the ass!) and in any case time will catch up with them - either that or they'll crumble and blow away.
Oh dear, newbie here on 11 per day, catch me if you can,
Sex God
Quote by Johnno1973
Oh dear, newbie here on 11 per day, catch me if you can,
Keep eating porridge and Weetabix 'cos you'll need the energy if you're gonna keep yer post count at 11. Whore!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Quote by EagerSlut
Oh dear, newbie here on 11 per day, catch me if you can,
Keep eating porridge and Weetabix 'cos you'll need the energy if you're gonna keep yer post count at 11. Whore!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
I never knew this swingin was so hard work, Im on three weetabix four times aday. Cant carry on at this rate ill have that rsi by next week.
Casanova
OK then at 10.4 posts per day I am officially a whore....dam thats another to my number... 
Sex God
Quote by westerross
S'gotta be the average number of posts per day. In fact I'd suggest the following scale of definitions:
Less than 1 post per day - Church Mouse
1-2 posts per day - Struggler
2-5 posts per day - Reasonably well balanced
5-7posts per day - Becoming dependent
7-7.3 posts per day - Addicted
About 7.4 posts per day - All-round good guy
7.5 - 9 posts per day - Prolific
More than 9 per day (sorry girls) - Whore :giggle:
......... I guess that makes me an All-round good guy :whistling:
But I'm working on becoming a whore though :grin:
M
Sex God
Quote by fem_4_taboo
can those members who have been here longer remember when there used to be a little statemnet that would be under your post bar?
xx fem xxx lou xx
Yep and there was a certain amount of debate about it but the Big Black Dalek punched some buttons and it went away! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I found it a quick and easy reference :P
Much more convoluted now :undecided:
Sex God
Quote by fem_4_taboo
oh and i think id almost be reaching i think it would have been god like status???
im doing well at getteing my post count up here lol
xx lou xx
:smackbottom: 
:twisted: Beat yer to it Sarge
:flipa: :whistling: Sex God
Quote by EagerSlut
can those members who have been here longer remember when there used to be a little statemnet that would be under your post bar?
xx fem xxx lou xx
Yep and there was a certain amount of debate about it but the Big Black Dalek punched some buttons and it went away! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I found it a quick and easy reference :P
Much more convoluted now :undecided:
Yeah, you could have one of those histogram thingies that record yer total posts, % of the total and number of posts per day.
That way you could end up being 'Total Whore expressed in %'.
Sex God
Quote by fem_4_taboo
:shock: was sarge going to whip me aswel???
Well, I think it should be in public and Sarge can get the troops lined up to witness said punishment.
:lol:Sarge??
Sex God
Quote by fem_4_taboo
can those members who have been here longer remember when there used to be a little statemnet that would be under your post bar?
xx fem xxx lou xx
Well being a newbie, I just had to go and have a look, and I found it here......
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/2404.html
Ummm....... It makes me "A slave to my art"
M
