Real women -vs- Ladies
Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for
future use in casseroles and sauces.
Real Women - Leftover wine?? Hello!!
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Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your
forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might
still have the headache, but who the hell cares!
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Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to
prevent ice cream drips.
Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for
Pete's sake. You are probably lying on your ass on the couch, with your feet
up anyway.
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Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the
potatoes.
Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry about
the potatoes growing arms and legs.
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Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of
the
dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white powdery mess on the bottom
of the cake.
Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate the son of a bitch for
you.
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Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a
beautiful glossy finish.
Real Women - Sara Lee frozen freakin pie directions do not include brushing
egg
whites, so don't do it.
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Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing
gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Real Women - Go ask the very HOT neighbour guy to do it.
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And finally the most important tip....
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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail....... but, a true friend
will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn... that was fun!!
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A lady is a woman in the company of a gentleman. A gentleman is a man who treats a woman like a lady. If that's how he treats you, that's what you are. If he can't see that's what you are and treats you differently, that's his problem.
This works in reverse too.
This works in reverse too.
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All the ladies I've ever known have also been real women and all the real women have been ladies as well.:twisted:
Oh yeah, and I've loved them all for it too!!!
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:shock: I hope you don't really think that Vix, cos its true. All women have both these different characteristics in varying degrees, with some one side or the other is more dominant, I think.
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