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I might of written the book before my operation and subsequent breakdown. Don't believe all you read about Thai ladyboys - It was an expensive mistake :sad:
Quote by BIoke
I think some people should get out more if this twists their knickers and makes them lose sleep rolleyes
Where can I get Anthony, Dave's and the lanscape gardener's numbers please and can anyone else verify them? :rascal:

I for one won't lose any Z's, ta muchly- and my knickers are nowhere near knotty. This place lost the ability to raise my heckles a while ago.
However, there is more than one issue at stake here- and one of them is worth a granny knot in the y-fronts of any active swinger.
Everyone is entitled to opinions.
The person that wrote the endorsement and it matters not which one of us.
As the book has been around for many years and so far as we know there's been no lawsuits then its probable that actual names and circumstances have been altered in order to prevent the author and publishers from prosecution.
Now from our side we have found something that we consider may be of interest to the members here with a discount, so we have added details of it to the newsletter.
and now the 'can of worms is open' so whats the burning issues?
In particular, what do you perceive our motives to be and also if you want to make it more interesting Witchy outline the issues at stake, it could make for an interesting thread.
Quote by st3v3
Everyone is entitled to opinions.
The person that wrote the endorsement and it matters not which one of us.
As the book has been around for many years and so far as we know there's been no lawsuits then its probable that actual names and circumstances have been altered in order to prevent the author and publishers from prosecution.
Now from our side we have found something that we consider may be of interest to the members here with a discount, so we have added details of it to the newsletter.
and now the 'can of worms is open' so whats the burning issues?
In particular, what do you perceive our motives to be and also if you want to make it more interesting Witchy outline the issues at stake, it could make for an interesting thread.

You're doing the Columbo thing, right? The motives are pretty transparent- a bit of mutual publicity. Nothing wrong with that, in essence. It makes business sense.
Whilst I have neither the time (I'm due at a train station very shortly) or the inclination- lets be honest here, in your position you shouldn't need me to walk you through it- there is something I want to pick up on.
Discretion has always been something of a mantra in the swinging world. It's always been sacrosanct in these parts. And yet...
As the book has been around for many years and so far as we know there's been no lawsuits then its probable that actual names and circumstances have been altered in order to prevent the author and publishers from prosecution.

Only probable?
Well, sure, I don't believe for one moment that Julio the builder with the twelve inch cock and the ability to breathe between his ears (or whatever it was) is real...I'm sure that "we", the members who trust you with our personal details deserve more than "probable" when it comes to a book "you" the admin, are endorsing, defending and promoting.
Yours, unknotted but very late Witchy
yup
lp
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Discretion has always been something of a mantra in the swinging world. It's always been sacrosanct in these parts. And yet...As the book has been around for many years and so far as we know there's been no lawsuits then its probable that actual names and circumstances have been altered in order to prevent the author and publishers from prosecution.

Only probable?
Well, sure, I don't believe for one moment that Julio the builder with the twelve inch cock and the ability to breathe between his ears (or whatever it was) is real...I'm sure that "we", the members who trust you with our personal details deserve more than "probable" when it comes to a book "you" the admin, are endorsing, defending and promoting.
Yours, unknotted but very late Witchy
We are all pretty much aware about discretion and how people feel about it back here, I use probable as unless I know all of the facts then I won't state things as a fact although in making my staement early my confidence factor is high if that helps.
The book has been around for many years and its only an apparent issue with some here, my guess is that the book isn't the real issue as its been around for so long.
Our endorsement obviously opens up an opportunity to plant some doubt about our motives dunno the members here will have to draw their own conclusions on that.
If Julio had a 12 inch cock he wouldn't still be a builder would he?
Honestly this nonsense must have been written by a 6th former or a failed Mills and Booner. Or written for such an audience.
Or quite possibly names and circumstances were not only altered but completely invented, by the above.
It isn't worth
However its a start, unbelievable but its a start...........
would a sixth former be a legal member?
lp
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would a sixth former be a legal member?
lp

Clearly not. The 'author' must have gleaned the 'originality' from some of her pupils.
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Yes, there's plenty of similar stuff out there- the link you provided is to stories written by amateurs. This is amateurish titillation masquerading as something else

Whilst I'm at it, I forgot about this comment, now I happen to think that the stories part of the site is pretty good, its also very very popular, so would you say that its probable that the people who write them are amateurs or a fact, for all we know some could be great authors or taking their first step on the path to becoming one.
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...........Julio the builder with the twelve inch cock........

Oh I know him, but he doesn't use his 12" cock as a rule. :giggle:
Probably cos all the building stuff's in metric now. confused
I'll get me coat. :lol2: bolt
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...........Julio the builder with the twelve inch cock........

Oh I know him, but he doesn't use his 12" cock as a rule. :giggle:
Probably cos all the building stuff's in metric now. confused
I'll get me coat. :lol2: bolt
Don't forget ya hat :giggle:
12cm doesn't go so far lol
Quote by jesster
12cm doesn't go so far lol

Depends where its going :lol:
Quote by anais
12cm doesn't go so far lol

Depends where its going :lol:
Got nowhere to go at the moment :lol:
Quote by anais
12cm doesn't go so far lol

Depends where its going :lol:
This conversation reminds me of a night in a hotel, you in the room next door innocent
Quote by Dawnie
12cm doesn't go so far lol

Depends where its going :lol:
This conversation reminds me of a night in a hotel, you in the room next door innocent
the twelve inch torpedo? :giggle:
Quote by anais
12cm doesn't go so far lol

Depends where its going :lol:
This conversation reminds me of a night in a hotel, you in the room next door innocent
the twelve inch torpedo? :giggle:
That torpedo was bigger than 12 inches!!! :giggle:
Quote by Dirtygirly
12cm doesn't go so far lol

Depends where its going :lol:
This conversation reminds me of a night in a hotel, you in the room next door innocent
the twelve inch torpedo? :giggle:
That torpedo was bigger than 12 inches!!! :giggle:
Nooooooooooooooo not THAT torpedo!
That one was even bigger! Trust anais to put it between her legs first and in public :eeek:
When you think about it, anais really is the core of a lot of naughtiness :giggle:
Quote by Dirtygirly
12cm doesn't go so far lol

Depends where its going :lol:
This conversation reminds me of a night in a hotel, you in the room next door innocent
the twelve inch torpedo? :giggle:
That torpedo was bigger than 12 inches!!! :giggle:
I seem to have experiences with torpedo's - that was different one rotflmao :rotflmao:
Or am I getting my torpedo's muddled up? confused :?
Quote by Dawnie
Nooooooooooooooo not THAT torpedo!
That one was even bigger! Trust anais to put it between her legs first and in public :eeek:
When you think about it, anais really is the core of a lot of naughtiness :giggle:

I couldn't walk straight rest of the week after the big one confused :?
An what ya mean "core of a lot naughtiness". You lot are a bad influence on me :angel:
Quote by anais

Nooooooooooooooo not THAT torpedo!
That one was even bigger! Trust anais to put it between her legs first and in public :eeek:
When you think about it, anais really is the core of a lot of naughtiness :giggle:

I couldn't walk straight rest of the week after the big one confused :?
An what ya mean "core of a lot naughtiness". You lot are a bad influence on me :angel:
Oi!! I was just doing as I was told... I managed to get the wet patch at the end!! :giggle:
Quote by varca
I think you have taken Witchy's comment about the Stories section here out of context. At no point does she say that she does not think that the writers of the stories in that section are not good. There is a difference between an 'Amateur' writer as opposed to a professional writer who makes a living from the pursuit and typically has formal training and certifications in the domain (cited Wiki) and the context in which she uses 'Amateurish' which also means 'inability' as opposed to the other definition of 'amateurish' in the sense of 'characteristics of an amateur' ie without formal qualification or training.
It all made sense in my head when I started to write it anyway lol

Context is a wonderful thing if you can get it right, sadly we are not all masters, although some are pretty good at twisting it :lol:
Quote by Dirtygirly

Nooooooooooooooo not THAT torpedo!
That one was even bigger! Trust anais to put it between her legs first and in public :eeek:
When you think about it, anais really is the core of a lot of naughtiness :giggle:

I couldn't walk straight rest of the week after the big one confused :?
An what ya mean "core of a lot naughtiness". You lot are a bad influence on me :angel:
Oi!! I was just doing as I was told... I managed to get the wet patch at the end!! :giggle:
I think a fair few of us where damp between the legs that morning :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Quote by Dirtygirly

Nooooooooooooooo not THAT torpedo!
That one was even bigger! Trust anais to put it between her legs first and in public :eeek:
When you think about it, anais really is the core of a lot of naughtiness :giggle:

I couldn't walk straight rest of the week after the big one confused :?
An what ya mean "core of a lot naughtiness". You lot are a bad influence on me :angel:
Oi!! I was just doing as I was told... I managed to get the wet patch at the end!! :giggle:
Glad you got the wet patch :haha:
I had problems getting me legs that wide!! Nearly did myself a mischief :eeek::eeek:
Quote by Dawnie
I think a fair few of us where damp between the legs that morning :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Oooooooooh yes... indeed we did! Was it the Radleys?! :giggle:
Quote by anais
Glad you got the wet patch :haha:
I had problems getting me legs that wide!! Nearly did myself a mischief :eeek::eeek:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Is that what's getting the blame for you walking funny then?! innocent
Quote by Dirtygirly

Glad you got the wet patch :haha:
I had problems getting me legs that wide!! Nearly did myself a mischief :eeek::eeek:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Is that what's getting the blame for you walking funny then?! innocent
I can't take the girth these days :rotflmao:
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As far as I'm aware, this book was first published in 2006. The publisher is not conneced with the site wink

yep... And something tells me she'd have to have disguised names etc. I've read the book; it might not be some highbrow classic but from memory it was better than many of the subsequent sex memoirs that came out.
It is all personal choice isn't it, to buy or not to buy or to read or not to read?
Oh and Bloke, when I write my memoir you'll have a chapter dedicated just to your hot, hung self... I promise!
:giggle:
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Oh and Bloke, when I write my memoir you'll have a chapter dedicated just to your hot, hung self... I promise!
:giggle:

Yes but will Anthony, Dave & the beefy landscaper be involved too? If not, no deal... go fetch and bring that nice Geordie man back with you too please :rascal:
x
Useless muppet that wrote it.....
My name is Julian not Julio rolleyes