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I get so bored trying to avoid work and I couldn't think of anything clever to put as a new topic for a thread.
Then I thought......
A few of you already know me, some of you have no intention of getting to know me ( flipa to you lot) and then there are the lovely people who dont know me yet..... so....
why not ask people to ask me stuff - no general knowledge trivia please!
Should I fake my orgasms??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: wink
Do I need a license to keep ferets?
Do you identify with Tiny Clanger, and if so why? wink
SA
XXX
Quote by roger743
How long are your toes?

just getting a tape measure..................
The big toe on my right foot is 4cm long
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Should I fake my orgasms??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: wink

not with me babe :wink:
Quote by kryton
Do I need a license to keep ferets?

not that I know of - but you do need roomy pants with good elastic!
Quote by PoloLady
why not ask people to ask me stuff

Any chance of a shag?
:rascal:
Quote by SpiritedAway
Do you identify with Tiny Clanger, and if so why? wink
SA
XXX

Yes in some ways I do - it's soft and pink, it is kind and caring and sometimes you have no idea what it is going on about! lol
Oh yes - and it's got no pants on!
what type of polo are you a lady with ?
Nice thread!
Why Polo?
Quote by northwest-cpl
How long is the big toe on your left foot?

hold on, just getting the tape measure again....................
would you adam and eve it.....
Quote by kryton
Nice thread!
Why Polo?

it's an acronym!
P - pants
O - off
L - legs
O - open
Tights or stockings?
:shock:
Phil
Quote by blueis
what type of polo are you a lady with ?

see answer above :rascal: :grin:
is the toe next to your big toe actually bigger than your big toe like mine?
and does the soup dragon make nice soup, or were they just a rubbish band in the early 90's?
neil x x x ;)
Quote by northcoastboy
Tights or stockings?
:shock:
Phil

Oh my god that's an easy one - stockings every time - or did you mean for yourself?? confused
Quote by PoloLady
what type of polo are you a lady with ?

see answer above :rascal: :grin:
truly, the mint with the hole in. lol
Quote by neilinleeds
is the toe next to your big toe actually bigger than your big toe like mine?
and does the soup dragon make nice soup, or were they just a rubbish band in the early 90's?
neil x x x ;)

Yes the one on my right foot slightly is, but on the left it is the same size - odd!!!!
The soup dragon makes good soup - but i prefer the tinned stuff.

do you like to go to clubs, or do you prefer private meetings.
muttly. xx lol wink
lifes a beach, but watch out for the weaver fish.
What are the winning lottery numbers for Saturday the 13th November 2004 ?
Please reply by Pm for obvious reasons biggrin Also respond before 7:00pm on the same saturday.
Thankyou...there may be a drink in it for you wink
Quote by gjackson5wanadoocoukfs

do you like to go to clubs, or do you prefer private meetings.
muttly. xx lol wink lifes a beach, but watch out for the weaver fish.

My favourite club is liberation, but i don't like to go there too often as it takes the feeling of being a treat out of it if you have a club as your second home. So private meets tend to be the norm.
EDIT - fav club is now Chameleons - by far!
Quote by niceguysdoexist
What are the winning lottery numbers for Saturday the 13th November 2004 ?
Please reply by Pm for obvious reasons biggrin Also respond before 7:00pm on the same saturday.
Thankyou...there may be a drink in it for you wink

ok rolleyes
Quote by PoloLady
How long is the big toe on your left foot?

hold on, just getting the tape measure again....................
would you adam and eve it.....
have you know discovered why the right shoe always feels a bit tighter?
...and I'll reply, Cottington, Cottington, Cottington Pie.
SA
XXX

how long have you been swinging??
are you part of a couple??
biggrin lol :P :D
muttley xx
Quote by Scandal
What does your sig mean?

It's a quote from the Matrix! I think it can be interpreted on many levels, one of the ways i like to think about it is...... many of the obsticles we feel prevent us from doing what we want to do only exist in our minds.
Vindaloo or Madras tonight?