authoratative reply on male size. (if you want to know why it is authoratative you will have to pm me)
Average caucasian erect member 5.9 inches, but for there to be a mean there has to be a range and 3 inches to 13 inches entirely possible. Also debate as to how you measure it. Comes down to the basics though that the average vag is only 4 inches deep (although it does stretch) so having a monster may not be anything more than a novelty item!
BTW I am 7" so within 1 standard deviation of the mean.
Much more confusing with ladies I think as confused by broad back, narrow back etc etc etc
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
36B over here
why is it when you lose weight, the tits go first?I had a lovely pair of 38Cs before
Find it hard to believe you're a 'b' sassy, but I know what you mean, I used to be a 'd'. There are consolations though, (she says desperately trying to think of one) a freind of mine is 'j' and she gets killer back ache and has to have bra's made to measure. I keep telling people more than a handful's a waste but I don't think anyone believes me.
H.x
Quote by H-x
36B over here
why is it when you lose weight, the tits go first?
Find it hard to believe you're a 'b' sassy, but I know what you mean, I used to be a 'd'. There are consolations though, (she says desperately trying to think of one) a freind of mine is 'j' and she gets killer back ache and has to have bra's made to measure. I keep telling people more than a handful's a waste but I don't think anyone believes me.
H.x
Groan, know that feeling all too well! Slimmed down from a size18 to a 12/14.......but me knockers have suffered! Still a 38D, but I dont like 'em anymore.
The only consolation is Redpantherman says Ive got a hot Booty! No-ones ever called it a booty before! :happy: :happy:
Quote by H-x
36B over here
why is it when you lose weight, the tits go first?
Find it hard to believe you're a 'b' sassy, but I know what you mean, I used to be a 'd'. There are consolations though, (she says desperately trying to think of one) a freind of mine is 'j' and she gets killer back ache and has to have bra's made to measure. I keep telling people more than a handful's a waste but I don't think anyone believes me.
H.x
Nothing's wasted on you hunni :twisted: Quote by redpantherman
...Redpantherman says Ive got a hot Booty! No-ones ever called it a booty before! :happy: :happy:
Now why would I lie about a thing like that eh :rascal:
Mornin babe....where did you spring from!
So busy with one leg wrapped round sheddy & the other round Sassy I didnt notice ya.
I won the quiz tho, although I did fight a little dirty! :twisted:
Quote by winchwench
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Mornin babe....where did you spring from!
So busy with one leg wrapped round sheddy & the other round Sassy I didnt notice ya.
I won the quiz tho, although I did fight a little dirty! :twisted:
both legs in use huh..? :rascal:
Now's the time to see how well you can multitask :twisted:
NO standard deviations or statistics please 
.... we want real life stuff :twisted: - oh and boys, stop procrastinating with this "whatever makes you happy" crap (that's you MrFC 
) and take the girls' lead on this, whop 'em out and spill the beans please - Mrs FC, feel free to play on his behalf :rascal:
.... we want real life stuff :twisted: - oh and boys, stop procrastinating with this "whatever makes you happy" crap (that's you MrFC ) and take the girls' lead on this, whop 'em out and spill the beans please - Mrs FC, feel free to play on his behalf :rascal: Quote by dambuster
. . . . .
...I have a very nice pair of 34DD's, that someone carries around and looks after on my behalf, that I get to play with
Hmmmm... since we're playing at 'My toy is bigger n your toy' 
I have you all know I'm not that much of a Tit :shock:
Sorry I ment 'I'm not that much of a Tit Man'..
:bounce: rpm starts to rap Sir Mix-A-Lot - I Like Big Butts Lyrics...*rap* :karaoke:
I like big butts and I can not lie... :bounce:
But it's has been known to come into my possesion a fine pair of 40DD's...
"WHAT!!!"
I all hear you exclaim!!
cum 'ere... gather round... there's more! :twisted:
I've heard rumours of a Titanic Bra Busting Gravity Defiying Mammouth 38GG stalking around that strange place called The North :scared: Proppa scary place that place called The North!
Anyways I'm in full on track/hunt/stalk mode pith helmet donned, blunderbuss loaded, hikin boots tapped up to avoid the scorpions & all the bait traps have been set in bucket loads...
b.t.w. that last bit was for Sassy... :shock:
Last sightings have indicated the beastie has picked up the scent & is well on its's way to it's impending doom :twisted:
:smoke: 
How to make a girl feel good, by Redpantherman:
1. Make sure she knows that you cant take your hands/eyes off her Ass (translation)Booty
2. Wait until just after she tells gazillions of people the above fact.
3. Tell same gazilloins of people (insert Rap at this point) how much you like BIG BUTTS!
:smackbottom:
You can run.............but you cant hide!
:giggle: :giggle:
1. Make sure she knows that you cant take your hands/eyes off her Ass (translation)Booty
2. Wait until just after she tells gazillions of people the above fact.
3. Tell same gazilloins of people (insert Rap at this point) how much you like BIG BUTTS!
:smackbottom: You can run.............but you cant hide!
:giggle: :giggle:
Sex God
I've got no complaints on me profile and its only 17.5"
:hunk:
What's that smell ?
:hunk:
What's that smell ?
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I've got no complaints on me profile and its only 17.5"
:hunk:
What's that smell ?
:bs:
yep
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
36B over here
why is it when you lose weight, the tits go first?
Right thats it!!!
The diet stops now!! lol
Good ! Would hate to see YOUR assets disappear hunni :twisted:
Curvy gal without her legs would be like sassy seren without her legs
Orgasminator
Quote by Bloke2005
What's it worth for me to keep Mal busy for you for a while?? :P
Lots!! Until at least tea time
38c - OK, so my question is, what is that in SH terms... large?
I have to say that Sarah's 38c are most impressive... and I've sent her the photo to prove it from the chams munch!
(dont worry sarah... next time i'll take a shot thats not just of the boobs if cameras are still alowed at munches
as i was just captivated I instinctivly focused on the boobs) Orgasminator
Quote by tattyxpx
People will make of that what they will.
If anyone ever wants to bring a tape measure round and actually do all the inches with me ;) Feel free :giggle:
And very nice looking you were to :P
I dont have tape... but 35foot of rope did seem to work well when tied around you a lot of times
:P wanders off to pack the rope, flogger, and 9foot bull whip for next time we meet
realises I dont have a bull whip... and the last time i used on I clouted myself more than made interesting "cracking" sounds :cry:
