Attention all perverts!!!.....Help needed

14 Apr 2005

Quote by Calista
OMG easy you are gonna kill me laughing ........
you should apologise to all these lovely people for putting such a thought into their heads ... .give them nightmares :rotlfmao:
Horous trust me that is not a visual you want in your head .......

Oh I don't know. you in a pair of 6" heels quite does it for me, but for some reason my brain point-blank refuses to give me an image of Morbius in a PVC posing pouch. confused

Probably for the best really.

14 Apr 2005

Quote by easy
Oh I don't know. you in a pair of 6" heels quite does it for me, but for some reason my brain point-blank refuses to give me an image of Morbius in a PVC posing pouch.

Would you like the photographs???????

14 Apr 2005

Quote by Calista

Oh I don't know. you in a pair of 6" heels quite does it for me, but for some reason my brain point-blank refuses to give me an image of Morbius in a PVC posing pouch.

Would you like the photographs???????
Of you in heels. DAMN STRAIGHT I WOULD. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
You know the addy. wink

Oh any you happen to have of Morbius in a PVC posing pouch please burn at your soonest convenience. Thanks kiss

14 Apr 2005

Quote by easy

Oh I don't know. you in a pair of 6" heels quite does it for me, but for some reason my brain point-blank refuses to give me an image of Morbius in a PVC posing pouch.

Would you like the photographs???????
Of you in heels. DAMN STRAIGHT I WOULD. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
You know the addy. wink

You have mail (clean pic) ;)

Quote by easy
Oh any you happen to have of Morbius in a PVC posing pouch please burn at your soonest convenience. Thanks

Erm ... I haven't any .... I never would :?

14 Apr 2005

Easy......how do you fancy Morbius in this

from
Dawn :giggle:

14 Apr 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Easy......how do you fancy Morbius in this

from
Dawn :giggle:

HUH!!!!!!!!!
And i though you were my friend!!!!!!!
I dont know, whats this place cumming to???????? I start a serious thread and it get hyjacked by a twit from Manchester and his sodding Duck Tape!
/flouncesoffinahormonalmood

14 Apr 2005

OK I'll be serious rolleyes

what kind of thing do you have in mind? I do have a few sites I've used before which I will look at but give me something to go on biggrin

14 Apr 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Easy......how do you fancy Morbius in this

from
Dawn :giggle:

ok I can't now get past this pic !!!!!!!!!!
C x

14 Apr 2005

Quote by easy
................ Anyway, clubs will allow you to dress/undress inside - you don't have to arrive already dressed in fetish gear. And don't worry about your size - you will find men (and women) of all shapes and sizes attending such events!

Sorry, but I've got this image of Morbius walking through his local town centre in a thong and turning to Calista and saying...
"I told you not to wear those 6" heels. Everyones staring at us now."

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
OMG! :shock: :eeek: :scared:
ignore him morbius! easy's obviously worse than i thought if he conjures up images like that at random! rolleyes

anyways, can't help you on the fetish gear, strictly speaking, but i do have some nice knee high suede boots. not really very kinky, but size 9 and only worn once! tenner to you. can't say fairer than that can you now?
neil x x x ;)

14 Apr 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
OK I'll be serious what kind of thing do you have in mind? I do have a few sites I've used before which I will look at but give me something to go on

I'm looking for summit to wear when attending a fetish club, anythink considered that fits.
PS Dawn.......the last bit was aimed at the sarcastic git from Manchester whose name has the letters EAYS in it!!!!! Hes been at it all evening the funt mad

:D :D

14 Apr 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
................ Anyway, clubs will allow you to dress/undress inside - you don't have to arrive already dressed in fetish gear. And don't worry about your size - you will find men (and women) of all shapes and sizes attending such events!

Sorry, but I've got this image of Morbius walking through his local town centre in a thong and turning to Calista and saying...
"I told you not to wear those 6" heels. Everyones staring at us now."

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
OMG! :shock: :eeek: :scared:
ignore him morbius! easy's obviously worse than i thought if he conjures up images like that at random! rolleyes

anyways, can't help you on the fetish gear, strictly speaking, but i do have some nice knee high suede boots. not really very kinky, but size 9 and only worn once! tenner to you. can't say fairer than that can you now?
neil x x x ;)
Awwww sweetie thats so kind of you...........................
only one problem.... i'm a 12 or 13 confused

14 Apr 2005

Quote by Calista
Easy......how do you fancy Morbius in this

from
Dawn :giggle:

ok I can't now get past this pic !!!!!!!!!!
C x
OH MY GOD. IT'S CAPTAIN FLASHEART.............................. WOOF!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

14 Apr 2005

Quote by easy
OH MY GOD. IT'S CAPTAIN FLASHEART.............................. WOOF!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

That's wasted on morbius .. he doesn't "get" or like Blackadder at all :shock:

14 Apr 2005

Quote by Calista

OH MY GOD. IT'S CAPTAIN FLASHEART.............................. WOOF!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

That's wasted on morbius .. he doesn't "get" or like Blackadder at all :shock:
AH well I'm sure other will get it.. :giggle:
:P :P :P :P

14 Apr 2005

Quote by easy

OH MY GOD. IT'S CAPTAIN FLASHEART.............................. WOOF!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

That's wasted on morbius .. he doesn't "get" or like Blackadder at all :shock:
AH well I'm sure other will get it.. :giggle:
:P :P :P :P
You'll bleeding get it the next time i see you boyo!!!!!!!

15 Apr 2005

lol fella i would av the same problem it embarassing init when nothing fits i get the rite ump with me self av you tried ebay they sell clothes from the states and that all bigger and taller sizes good luck mate wink

15 Apr 2005

Morbius there is a shaop in sunny Norwich which caters for male fetish cothing and they do have the larger sizes, although as I never met you I have no idea how big you are. PM me your size and I will have a look I am off there in a bit.

15 Apr 2005

This is what Callista would be wearing along with her 6" heels... biggrin

everyone will be drooling!

19 Apr 2005

Quote by Tania
This is what Callista would be wearing along with her 6" heels...

everyone will be drooling!

Nice Tania .. if only I had the figure.
Who mentioned Cathouse clothing? ....... c'mon own up!!!!!!!!!
Went up there today and spent an imaginary forunte in there ... can definitely feel a spending spree coming on.
Morbius is having some some stuff made so :thumbup: to everyone who suggested places.
C x

19 Apr 2005

Quote by Calista
Morbius is having some some stuff made so :thumbup: to everyone who suggested places.
C x

Binliners and duct tape? :smug: :P lol