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Quote by tallnhairy
bedtime means bouncing...
Well if Mrs TnH insists...
Think the red is just about ready now, the white needs a few more minutes in the chiller Sarah.

Good show Tnh, get some ready for Sappho when she has finished bouncing the twins xxx
Three glasses of red, small just like me ;) poured and awaiting...
TnH darling................... :inlove:
Done anything interesting with a glass pint pot recently? :beer:
:haha:
:giggle:
Sorry to have been away for a few hours. Still here with warm hands. Sappho is reading in bed (wasn't it nice to see her back here? :inlove: :inlovesmile, the Decadance Twins are sleeping (just) so what can I do for you ladies?
Will :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by willxx69
Sorry to have been away for a few hours. Still here with warm hands. Sappho is reading in bed (wasn't it nice to see her back here? :inlove: :inlovesmile, the Decadance Twins are sleeping (just) so what can I do for you ladies?
Will :twisted: :twisted:

Will
Do you really have to ask??
:twisted:
Quote by Sarah
Sorry to have been away for a few hours. Still here with warm hands. Sappho is reading in bed (wasn't it nice to see her back here? :inlove: :inlovesmile, the Decadance Twins are sleeping (just) so what can I do for you ladies?
Will :twisted: :twisted:

Will
Do you really have to ask??
:twisted::shock: :shock:
Fair enough! Now then, before we get close enough to actually touch how many children are you hoping for exactly? lol
Will
Mr Fertility rolleyes
Mr. Fertility, you'd be safe with me :twisted:
Quote by willxx69
Sorry to have been away for a few hours. Still here with warm hands. Sappho is reading in bed (wasn't it nice to see her back here? :inlove: :inlovesmile, the Decadance Twins are sleeping (just) so what can I do for you ladies?
Will :twisted: :twisted:

Will
Do you really have to ask??
:twisted::shock: :shock:
Fair enough! Now then, before we get close enough to actually touch how many children are you hoping for exactly? lol
Will
Mr Fertility rolleyes
WHATkids at my age...................No thanks, I'm off>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
Kids at this age - it's a bundle of laughs. I am sharing the house with a hormonal teenager (female) who seems to interpret 'No' as "Go on then. If you dare."
Toddling twins (also female) who seem to interpret 'No' as "Go on then. If you dare."
A pregnant partner who is getting understandably exasperated with all of the above.
The sex of the bump is as yet unknown. We keep referring to it as 'he' in the hope that it will have some effect but I can't say that I am feeling too optimistic at the moment.
Still look on the bright side. I have a full glass of port in front of me (large), Sappho - in spite of the trials and tribulations - is as wonderful as ever......and I am staying at Kit's house tomorrow night!!!! :twisted:
Will
Stuff the footie ! Wimbledon starts tomorrow !
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
new balls !
rolleyes
Quote by willxx69
......and I am staying at Kit's house tomorrow night!!!! :twisted:
Will

What are they running down there, B & B for SH lol :lol:
Quote by Sarah
......and I am staying at Kit's house tomorrow night!!!! :twisted:
Will

What are they running down there, B & B for SH lol :lol:
Don't tell Will but I left the sheets on the bed for him!!
:twisted: :twisted:
And they do a great line in cold breakfast. wink
Quote by Jags
......and I am staying at Kit's house tomorrow night!!!! :twisted:
Will

What are they running down there, B & B for SH lol :lol:
Don't tell Will but I left the sheets on the bed for him!!
:twisted: :twisted:
And they do a great line in cold breakfast. wink
Oh no, it was hot bacon sarnies last time!!
Oi you lot!
fresh sheets on the bed for Will (only cos jags dumped 'em in the corner of my kitchen so I just HAD to wash them!)
HOT brekkie for Mal n Sarah
COLD yesterdays chinese for Jags (yeuch)
NO brekkie for Will just a hug from me wink
oh and to our next guests ..............
I've washed the sheets lol
all brekkie orders considered
Bookings this way please>>>>>>>>>>>>> :twisted:
Quote by Sarah
Bookings this way please>>>>>>>>>>>>> :twisted:

hee hee Sarah and as we now know we are going to be here a month longer - my next guests will be.......................................................
dum de dum de diddley dum - you know you want to peeps :twisted:
form an orderly queue here............
(ok disorderly for you - you know who I mean)
Quote by Kit
Oi you lot!
fresh sheets on the bed for Will (only cos jags dumped 'em in the corner of my kitchen so I just HAD to wash them!)
HOT brekkie for Mal n Sarah
COLD yesterdays chinese for Jags (yeuch)
NO brekkie for Will just a hug from me wink
oh and to our next guests ..............
I've washed the sheets lol
all brekkie orders considered

I was under orders to strip the bed!! And the cold breakfast wasn't just 'yesterdays' it was the 'day before yesterdays' chinese... I had some on both mornings. And lovely it was too.
Had a brilliant time - my arms are still too painful to wash in the shower :shock: :shock:
Big snogs to you both.
:inlove: passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss:
Dang! Dang! Dang!
So many of me favourite girls and I missed the bus!!
I've also found out where Will's been hiding. Kit I hope you were gentle with him kiss
Morning all wave
I'm now home from work, the shopping's done and I need coffee.......and lots of it :shock:
Evening guys and gals. Just popped in for a quick coffee then off out to do the Race For Life this evening. See you all later wave
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Quote by Sarah
Done anything interesting with a glass pint pot recently? :beer:
:haha:
:giggle:

I heard that ;)
smackbottom
Quote by tallnhairy
Done anything interesting with a glass pint pot recently? :beer:
:haha:
:giggle:

I heard that ;)
smackbottom
So you are not going to tell us then :giggle:
10 uses for a pint pot...................
1. Put beer in it
2. Put loose change in it
3. Put.....................