Quote by juliett49
There are no flowers in the vase.
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Very Sad
Quite apt - An empty vessel !!! :shock:
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Quote by easy
Easy I am trying to present a more sophisticated image ...your constant references to my appearance is damaging my attempts ...
'''davej nips off to ring Paulo his Spanish builder to check if the pool has been cast yet as he might just have something that needs to be added to the foundations concrete.....
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Sorry Mr. J. Sir
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:oh easy mate! sometimes i worry about you!
don't worry though! i have a JCB to hand for the "let's try and dig meself outta this little hole" purposes, just in case the shovel ain't big enough, so should Mr DaveJ Sir ever give you a concrete overcoat in spain, for a small fee i can be over there in, ooooooo, a day or so. just remember to stick a straw in yer gob so you can breathe, jobs a good 'un!
neil x x x ;)
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Quote by davej
I should think so to Easy.........gangster indeed.
now wheredid I put those pictures of easy in those red crotchless tights and his little yellow cape? ........I reckon the rest of the forum wouldn't mind getting a squint at them...
unless Easy would like to make a small donation to the the little davej's christmas pressie collection
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Is it the usual account Mr. J. Sir? The Legitimate Businessmens Club Funds?
Quote by neilinleeds
oh easy mate! sometimes i worry about you!
don't worry though! i have a JCB to hand for the "let's try and dig meself outta this little hole" purposes, just in case the shovel ain't big enough, so should Mr DaveJ Sir ever give you a concrete overcoat in spain, for a small fee i can be over there in, ooooooo, a day or so. just remember to stick a straw in yer gob so you can breathe, jobs a good 'un!
neil x x x ;)
Thanks Neil. It's times like these you find out who your friends are...... :huh:
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Quote by davej
As you are aware my usual avatar has been replaced recently.
I have decided to change my avatar and show things that I like, hence the doorknob that is currently being shown.......I like this doorknob........prior to this I had a pair of hinges.
Should I continue to change my avatar or should I return to sticking my head up my arse.
You opinion is important to me
should I stick my head back up my arse or continue to show the things that I like?
Please keep changing them. Its the only reason I log on to Swinging Heaven
Silky xxxxxxxxxx
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Quote by Re-Lapse
Nice Vase Mr DJ
Why no flowers?
What do you think I am some kind of idiot or something, of course there are flowers in the vase and if I hadn't cut them down so short you would be able to see them. :smug:
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Quote by warwick
well spotted pendant
ermm hate to be pedantic but shouldnt that read.............. :lol: :lol:
Trust me warwick... you do not want to get into a pedant v pedant with this guy...
Quote by WibblyWobbly
well spotted pendant
ermm hate to be pedantic but shouldnt that read.............. :lol: :lol:
Trust me warwick... you do not want to get into a pedant v pedant with this guy...
OY you stay outta this, I almost had him... :D
WW's talking about my .sig, it's a trap for the unwary. I'm usually very good at spelling (but it would seem not so hot when it comes to bringing da wimmins to the important bit
/me changes nick to "mostly harmless semi-troll sitting in corner wiv dunce cap on, reading up on female orgasms"
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Quote by Re-Lapse
Nice Vase Mr DJ
Why no flowers?
What do you think I am some kind of idiot or something, of course there are flowers in the vase and if I hadn't cut them down so short you would be able to see them. :smug:
Ah yes I see it now, the pigmy variety of errm what flower would that be
:I dont know .....like you I can't see them ....
and I've lost the receipt from the flower shop that described them....I can smell them and they smell ...eermm ...well sort of like one of them air wick solid room refreshers if thats of any help...you know the one thats called 'spring meadow' :shock:
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dave
you obviously seem a touch unfamiliar with Mrs DaveJ's domestic arrangements!
i think you'll find if you can smell something a bit like an Air Wick Spring Meadow thing, then it most likely actually is an Air Wick Spring Meadow thing.
have a little look behind the sideboard? or maybe under Warwick's beloved coffee table?
anyways aren't you fed up with that vase yet? what else you got for us?
neil x x x ;)
you obviously seem a touch unfamiliar with Mrs DaveJ's domestic arrangements!
i think you'll find if you can smell something a bit like an Air Wick Spring Meadow thing, then it most likely actually is an Air Wick Spring Meadow thing.
have a little look behind the sideboard? or maybe under Warwick's beloved coffee table?
anyways aren't you fed up with that vase yet? what else you got for us?
neil x x x ;)
Sex God
that vase looks ugly enough to be valuable
G
G
Davej;
Great idea to keep changing your avatar and such a selection of very interesting things. It just makes me realise what a boring bugger I am.
May I make a request for a biscuit based avatar theme. Maybe you could start with a plain digestive, then chocolate covered and followed by a garibaldi
Of course I will leave the biscuit selection to your goodself and would never want to interfere with your biscuit barrel.
Kind regards
Paul
Great idea to keep changing your avatar and such a selection of very interesting things. It just makes me realise what a boring bugger I am.
May I make a request for a biscuit based avatar theme. Maybe you could start with a plain digestive, then chocolate covered and followed by a garibaldi
Of course I will leave the biscuit selection to your goodself and would never want to interfere with your biscuit barrel.
Kind regards
Paul
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Quote by Silk and Big G
that vase looks ugly enough to be valuable
G
based on the big G financial model, davej looks in the mirror and sees a fLuckin fortune
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Quote by celticq
Greetings - How was your holiday? I see you got a good tan
Fantastic holiday ta! You been peeking in the shower again?
Dave Mr J - i think you should try things in your avatar that you think another named individual would like (that should keep him busy for a bit)
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Quote by neilinleeds
dave
you obviously seem a touch unfamiliar with Mrs DaveJ's domestic arrangements!
i think you'll find if you can smell something a bit like an Air Wick Spring Meadow thing, then it most likely actually is an Air Wick Spring Meadow thing.
have a little look behind the sideboard? or maybe under Warwick's beloved coffee table?
anyways aren't you fed up with that vase yet? what else you got for us?
neil x x x ;)
found it neil.......you were right all along, I've binned the vase on account that it was a lump of waxy stuff plugged into a wall socket that made the house smell nice...
...mind you it took a while to find it cos we didn't have a sideboard to look behind......
.nipped over the furniture shop straight away and got one delivered as soon as you mentioned it and hey presto pushed it up against the wall ...pulled it away again and found an air wick smelly thing along with an odd sock and the chewed top of a biro.....we are gonna send it back tomorrow cos there is just too much junk behind it.
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There's something about a red chopper - doesn't bring the smell of flowers to mind though...
