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Quote by hubbihomealone
after reading these ads for a while now, i have come to a sad conclusion that unless you are vwe or very thick you dont stand a chance
what hope is there for us average guys
I for one, am not VWE but I can claim to being very thick and mrs davej can vouch for this although we are blaming it on the education system.
havn't missed the point have we?
ok ive mentioned this before im sure , but am i the only female who isnt hung up on cock size?? guys take it from me , im a fan of fistin, but promice you the average cock is still grand, of course tequnique is what its about, quality not quantity, well unless anyones inviting me to a orgy 
then bring it on :twisted: if i recive a ad boasting about his dick size i often dont read anyfurther, shallow attitude and resting on his morals( or cock as its probally big enough lol)
then bring it on :twisted: if i recive a ad boasting about his dick size i often dont read anyfurther, shallow attitude and resting on his morals( or cock as its probally big enough lol) mmmmmmm......I think you will find there are less women hung up on cock size as there is men on breast size.I wouldn't expect a lady to give me her statistics as I wouldn't expect her to ask for just have a tendancy to stretch the truth,don't you think women can see straight through those who do?
I've been so hoping this topic would have slid quietly "out of site" to stop me being tempted to post...but it didn't so here I am.......
"Size" or "well endowed" are, in themselves, misleading terms - they always conjure up length to people but not any other attribute of the male appendage..... girth for one, purely as an example. 12 inches long but like a pencil is no better than 1 inch long and thick as your arm...but quoted on length alone it sounds a winner.
Also, perception is another main thing that clouds simple description being of any use. A male may think he's under/averagely/over endowed only to be pleased as punch or have his hopes dashed by his partners reaction to it. It's all relative to experience, as with anything else in life.
So gents, be proud of your pork sword - be it dagger or rapier - and ladies, be a fan of your front bottom - whether purse or handbag - and just have fun in whatever ways fit the combination you find yourself toying with at the time !! Expectation can ruin surprise - for good OR bad !!
Right, off my soap-box now whilst managing to not give anything away about myself !!
Carpathian
"Size" or "well endowed" are, in themselves, misleading terms - they always conjure up length to people but not any other attribute of the male appendage..... girth for one, purely as an example. 12 inches long but like a pencil is no better than 1 inch long and thick as your arm...but quoted on length alone it sounds a winner.
Also, perception is another main thing that clouds simple description being of any use. A male may think he's under/averagely/over endowed only to be pleased as punch or have his hopes dashed by his partners reaction to it. It's all relative to experience, as with anything else in life.
So gents, be proud of your pork sword - be it dagger or rapier - and ladies, be a fan of your front bottom - whether purse or handbag - and just have fun in whatever ways fit the combination you find yourself toying with at the time !! Expectation can ruin surprise - for good OR bad !!
Right, off my soap-box now whilst managing to not give anything away about myself !!
Carpathian
Fem I'm just wondering.....do you prefer a particular size of fist. If I constructed an ad would it help if I put up my fist measurements instead of penis length?
As in: "bloke 38, hands like shovels, 6" width fist (nails) cut"
Would that do the trick? ; )
Don't get too turned on I was only making the width bit up!
Could also add a 'fist shot'
Kinky Lizard
As in: "bloke 38, hands like shovels, 6" width fist (nails) cut"
Would that do the trick? ; )
Don't get too turned on I was only making the width bit up!
Could also add a 'fist shot'
Kinky Lizard
i always wondered where my holiday snaps went to in the post
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I'm new on the forum, and couldn't help reading this thread.
Certainly caused me tpo chuckle and gave me hope that my "ave" pecker aint too bad after all, and the girls out there maybe are after more that just an oversized frankfurter.
After all, its what you do with it, and how you do it that counts
Certainly caused me tpo chuckle and gave me hope that my "ave" pecker aint too bad after all, and the girls out there maybe are after more that just an oversized frankfurter.
After all, its what you do with it, and how you do it that counts
hi tizwas, welcome, the guenuine ladies wont really be to bothered,
If you post a ad and get requests for dick pics and must be vwe im thinking maybe a guy ( as their the ones hung up on size) lol probally want those pics to post as their own
or wank over :wanker:
god im so cynical or is it just wise
If you post a ad and get requests for dick pics and must be vwe im thinking maybe a guy ( as their the ones hung up on size) lol probally want those pics to post as their own
or wank over :wanker: god im so cynical or is it just wise
up a tree out at night and ppl think i bite :twisted: