average cocks

27 Mar 2004

Just for you Fem :inlove:
Kinky Lizard biggrin

27 Mar 2004

mama always said never eat yellow snow

27 Mar 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh you're witty Fem! biggrin

So what would you eat???? wink

:wink:
Kinky Lizard

27 Mar 2004

she taught me not to spit aswell

27 Mar 2004

Mine taught me not to queue barge, but bugger that I'm gonna be first to Cornwall biggrin

27 Mar 2004

hope youve got your passports ready , you know we dont let forigners in

27 Mar 2004

You'll have to be quick Herts Man......I'm using alternative travel arrangements!!
Kinky Lizard biggrin

27 Mar 2004

:twisted: hey i like the look of your throbing rocket

27 Mar 2004

Lizard, Hi from sunny Cornwall !!!
Weathers great, and FEM is all that and a bag of chips !! wink

27 Mar 2004

damm i droped mi chips

27 Mar 2004

im sure i didnt put mayo on them ??????

27 Mar 2004

FEM!!! FEM!!!! hang on babe...........Don't listen to Herts Man, he has a wife and 15 kids, and he has an unhealthy obsession with cuttle fish!
kinky lizard biggrin

27 Mar 2004

Quote by fem_4_taboo
hope youve got your passports ready , you know we dont let forigners in

They'd better had!!!
*goes to check that passport is valid for Cornwall*
Steve

27 Mar 2004

:happy: :smug: :giggle: they say im blonde and i am stupid , bit it seems im doing a got job at gettoing the next much to come to he ha ha ha ha ha :twisted:

27 Mar 2004

ok i am stupid and i cant type, lol plase be good enough to ad your own me the the last post

27 Mar 2004

:doh: :doh: banghead

even my post to say sorry for not typing correct ends up fucked

27 Mar 2004

I've arrived in Cornwall fem....Oh! here's one of the locals.....
"Hello local, do you know where Fem_4_taboo resides????"
Kinky Lizard.
A friend of mine once went to Cornwall. He was walking down the street when he noticed everyone looking up into the sky. He approached one chap, tapped him on the shoulder and said what are you all looking at. The chap pointed skyward and said: "aeroplane" biggrin

You got electricity yet Fem???? wink

27 Mar 2004

Cuttle fish! everyone knows it jellyfish biggrin

FEM i guess your typing's gone to pot because of your over excitement at my imminent arrival wink

27 Mar 2004

electricity????? wats that then, one sec gotta go whip the horse or my pc will crash whip

27 Mar 2004

mmm herts man i always get excited if im about to see a guy cum lol

27 Mar 2004

Fem? What the hell?????
What do you type like after a few cider's.....sheesh!
Herts Man, I'm thinking of getting in touch with the animal welfare people about you!!! wink

Kinky Lizard

27 Mar 2004

A lady who's not afaid to whip the horse, FEM I think I'm falling for ya hun wink

27 Mar 2004

No need Lizard, she may be an animal and well fair, but FEMs more than ok in my hands wink

27 Mar 2004

well ive flogged enough dead donkeys in my time lol
do the jellyfish help it swell?

27 Mar 2004

Yoo Hoo! Herts Man...........Mrs Herts man has turned up!!!!
Fem all mine now!!! *dirty laugh* biggrin

Kinky Lizard

27 Mar 2004

You can keep her, Mrs Hertsman's scrubbed up well and lots HOT HOT HOT biggrin

Sorry FEM to break your heart, but remember life goes on :cry: oh and apoloiges in advance for lizards little medical issue wink

27 Mar 2004

pmsl, yet again tossed aside , oh well the better woman won. ohhhh 3 sum???

27 Mar 2004

Fem getting ready for old Kinky Lizard! biggrin

Herts Man (mrs Herts man.....I've had worse!) wink

Kinky Lizard

27 Mar 2004

Worse!! of course you have Mrs H is totally HOT (hairy legs take a little getting used to) biggrin

FEM 3 sum??? I fear I may neglect you too much what with the distraction of Mrs H, It wouldn't be fair on you hun, no you put you first for once wink

27 Mar 2004

:cry: its a cruel cruel world, guess its just me the horse and you kinky lizard, ohh but didnt steveg show a intrest :twisted: