Damn!!!!! :upset: i missed another chance of a 69!!!! lol
Orgasminator
I just realised my message count has reached the 70's
Damn!!!!! :upset: i missed another chance of a 69!!!! lol
Damn!!!!! :upset: i missed another chance of a 69!!!! lol
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Orgasminator
Quote by Calista
I just realised my message count has reached the 70's
Damn!!!!! :upset: i missed another chance of a 69!!!! lol
Going for the sympathy vote hun???
well thought it was worth a try lol
Orgasminator
Quote by Calista
I just realised my message count has reached the 70's
Damn!!!!! :upset: i missed another chance of a 69!!!! lol
Going for the sympathy vote hun???
well thought it was worth a try lol
cheeky bugger ... you had one the other day!!!!!!
sympathy vote or 'summit' else?
BTW we going for the quote in quote in quote record here again!?!?! lol
Orgasminator
Quote by Calista
BTW we going for the quote in quote in quote record here again!?!?! lol
Noooooooooooooo i've stopped that LMAO
Just wondered why you had given up talking to me ..... are we getting to the point we can only "talk" through the pc?????
:giggle:
You actually mean there is another way to communicate???? and besides we're so far apart at the minutes we can hardly talk, we must be all of 4 foot apart!! :twisted:
Quote by morbiusUK
You actually mean there is another way to communicate???? and besides we're so far apart at the minutes we can hardly talk, we must be all of 4 foot apart!! :twisted:
There is another way to communicate but if I open my mouth to much you take advantage
Prefer to be about 6 inches apart but kids are stopping that .... damn damn damn ..
isn't there a nursery round here ????
Orgasminator
Quote by Calista
You actually mean there is another way to communicate???? and besides we're so far apart at the minutes we can hardly talk, we must be all of 4 foot apart!! :twisted:
There is another way to communicate but if I open my mouth to much you take advantage
Prefer to be about 6 inches apart but kids are stopping that .... damn damn damn ..
Right heres the plan.....
In a min i'll go upstairs to 'tidy the bedroom'
A min later you go upstairs to 'check on daddy' ;)
Orgasminator
Quote by loveswives
why do I feel a bit of a voyeur reading this thread? lol
Your only in manchester, dont be a voyeur, come join in lol
Orgasminator
Quote by Calista
Right heres the plan.....
In a min i'll go upstairs to 'tidy the bedroom'
A min later you go upstairs to 'check on daddy' ;)
Good grief ... I've suddenly developed really bad headache!!!
Now why dont that surprise me........ mind you......... i've sprinkled asprin on my dick, you can either take it orally or as a suppository, the choice is yours ;)
Quote by morbiusUK
Right heres the plan.....
In a min i'll go upstairs to 'tidy the bedroom'
A min later you go upstairs to 'check on daddy' ;)
Good grief ... I've suddenly developed really bad headache!!!
Now why dont that surprise me........ mind you......... i've sprinkled asprin on my dick, you can either take it orally or as a suppository, the choice is yours ;)
LMAOOOOOOOOO I knew as soon as pressed return the next post would be about headache remedies ..... was almost expecting one about sex releasing endorphines.
However much I would love to spend the afternoon in bed .. I do have work to do and must make a start on something ...
Orgasminator
Quote by Calista
Right heres the plan.....
In a min i'll go upstairs to 'tidy the bedroom'
A min later you go upstairs to 'check on daddy' ;)
Good grief ... I've suddenly developed really bad headache!!!
Now why dont that surprise me........ mind you......... i've sprinkled asprin on my dick, you can either take it orally or as a suppository, the choice is yours ;)
LMAOOOOOOOOO I knew as soon as pressed return the next post would be about headache rememdies ..... was almost expecting one about sex releasing endorphines.
However much I would love to spend the afternoon in bed .. I do have work to do and must make a start on something ...
START ON ME< START ON ME !!?!?!!*$!@ :bounce:
Orgasminator
Quote by Calista
START ON ME< START ON ME !!?!?!!*$!@ :bounce:
Stop shouting .. I'm sitting right next to ya!
no you can wait until later ..... and begging doesn't do you any justice either .....
awwwwww, sniff, sniff :upset: :upset::upset::upset::upset:
Orgasminator
Quote by Calista
ok ok ok ... my last post and then I'm gonna get stuck in (to the pile of paperwork on my desk!!!)
This post is 469 for .............. so there you go I've given you my 69 for the day!!!!!!!!!
That means i can say what i like an you wont reply!?!?!? ok where to start????????
Sex God
Quote by loveswives
why do I feel a bit of a voyeur reading this thread? lol
*SLAP*
Suddup will ya. You'll spoil it for the rest of us.
:P
Orgasminator
Quote by easy
why do I feel a bit of a voyeur reading this thread? lol
*SLAP*
Suddup will ya. You'll spoil it for the rest of us.
:P
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: too late, its on hold on 2 counts, Calista is doing some work, and it will be a while before she posts again she'll stay on 469 posts for a bit lol
Edited because my ingisch was crape
Sex God
Quote by morbiusUK
why do I feel a bit of a voyeur reading this thread? lol
*SLAP*
Suddup will ya. You'll spoil it for the rest of us.
:P
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: too late, its on hold on 2 counts, Calista is doing some work, and it will be a while before she posts for a while list having 469 posts lol
Bugger.
*gets out thermos of tea and floppy ham sandwich*
Quote by warwick
Is floppy ham anything like honeycured or is it more a luncheon meat
Pass one over anyhow looks like were going to have to be patient little virtual voyeurs
:laughabove: :doh: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :doh: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :doh: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :doh: Intrigued by the hysterical laughter from my darling husband and his complete unwillingness to allow me to move from this 69 ... I've had to come online to see what's happening ....
You lot are mad ............. but I loves ya!
Orgasminator
Quote by Calista
Is floppy ham anything like honeycured or is it more a luncheon meat
Pass one over anyhow looks like were going to have to be patient little virtual voyeurs
:laughabove: :doh: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :doh: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :doh: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :doh: Intrigued by the hysterical laughter from my darling husband and his complete unwillingness to allow me to move from this 69 ... I've had to come online to see what's happening ....
You lot are mad ............. but I loves ya!
Bollix!!!!!!
Another 69 cut short!!!
Dont you just hate it when a good drawn out 69 is interupted by voteurs munchin on bleedin floppy ham sarnies!!! lol
Quote by morbiusUK
Bollix!!!!!!
Another 69 cut short!!!
Dont you just hate it when a good drawn out 69 is interupted by voteurs munchin on bleedin floppy ham sarnies!!! lol
not half as much as when I'm munching on a stonking Bockwurst and it's suddenly replaced by a floppy sausage
oops or should I not mention things like that???????
Orgasminator
Quote by warwick
Sorry mate
to be honest its not even a very good sarnie
(easys dead stingy on the mustard and he buys cheap coffee yeuch :cry: )
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sex God
Quote by warwick
Sorry mate
to be honest its not even a very good sarnie
You're eating the napkins.
Quote by warwick
(easys dead stingy on the mustard...........
I don't like mustard. That's Branston.
Quote by warwick
...............and he buys cheap coffee yeuch :cry: )
And I can't drink coffee, it makes me puke. That's tea.
*wonders if Warwicks a smoker as he doesn't seem to have any taste buds that work*
Quote by Calista
Calista makes herself a cup of tea ......... grabs a flask and thoughtfully makes the guys a drink.
You'll be waiting a while here guys ...... here's a fresh flask and some cookies .....
Ooooooo ta very much. :mrgreen: Chocolate chip as well.
*scoffs all the cookies while Warwick isn't looking* :grin:
