Babysitting Excuses

24 Dec 2006

From the confessions thread we thought we'd expand on this one on a new thread

Quote by midscplfun
I confess to letting my sister assume we are going out for Sunday lunch when she babysits for us so we can go to a swingers club ............
Well we do eat there after all

I do like that, we need to find some good excuses as well so we can get our vanilla friends to babysit. Can't really say, ' Oh we're just going to fuck other people for a couple of hours'. Can we?
As a couple with kids we have to get vanilla friends or grandparents to babysit.
Does anyone else have to use excuses to get away?
Any good ones we could use or just have a laugh at?
h & c

24 Dec 2006

We always use Steve's hobby :lol2: We just say that we are going to a motor sport dinner or it's a motor racing friends party..... The only problem is that as my mum will only have the kids a couple of times a year we have to pick and choose where we go very carefully sad

24 Dec 2006

Quote by Shireen
We always use Steve's hobby :lol2: We just say that we are going to a motor sport dinner or it's a motor racing friends party..... The only problem is that as my mum will only have the kids a couple of times a year we have to pick and choose where we go very carefully

We think that's going to be our prob too, although we have told a couple of friends we can trust and they have offered to sit for us so there's hope we may manage more than a couple of club visits/meets a year

24 Dec 2006

My parents kind of know we have meet people online and all get together for a social in a pub and seem to accept that.
Shireen knows what we tell Ians parents when they sit so we can go to a club, don't you Shireen :rascal:

24 Dec 2006

Quote by Dawnie
Shireen knows what we tell Ians parents when they sit so we can go to a club, don't you Shireen :rascal:

I do :lol2:

24 Dec 2006

Quote by Shireen
Shireen knows what we tell Ians parents when they sit so we can go to a club, don't you Shireen :rascal:

I do :lol2:
I'll admit it rolleyes

Our excuses start with "well Shireen's pc is bolloxed" or "just popping to see Steve and Shireen".
I have to make sure Shireen knows not to ring the home phone on the off chance the in law's pick up :rotflmao:

24 Dec 2006

Isn't that what friends are for though?? dunno

:giggle:

24 Dec 2006

tell them you have to do community service and kids are not allowed lol

24 Dec 2006

Quote by markz
tell them you have to do community service and kids are not allowed

:lol2: Have you used that one then ??????????????/
wink

haemorrhiod.

24 Dec 2006

Quote by Medic_1
tell them you have to do community service and kids are not allowed

:lol2: Have you used that one then ??????????????/
wink

haemorrhiod.
I have served the community in a swinging fashion on the odd occasion rolleyes

26 Dec 2006

Quote by midscplfun
Not a babysitting excuse but daughter has caught me packing my own towel for a certain club and now thinks I go swimming ............. the reason she cant come too is cos its adults only who cant swim n they would be embarrassed in front of child learning to swim ......... I help teach you see

this has got to be the best.....hope she got wet and learnt something!

5 Jan 2007

We too have used up all of our excuses. In the past few months weve been to an engagement party, stag do and hen night and a wedding. I suppose i will have to wait a while before i announce that were going to a christening. ( i have to give the married couple a chance). :giggle:
Louise xx

5 Jan 2007

Quote by markz
I have served the community in a swinging fashion on the odd occasion

Yes... by kindly making sure you stayed at home. :roll:

5 Jan 2007

Quote by louise_and_joe
We too have used up all of our excuses. In the past few months weve been to an engagement party, stag do and hen night and a wedding. I suppose i will have to wait a while before i announce that were going to a christening. ( i have to give the married couple a chance). :giggle:
Louise xx

hi louise and joe,
great ideas, ty.
thought of another couple you could add
1. funeral
2. divorce party
the next two we are goijng to use for nights away are
1. valentines
2. anniversary dinner
curvy x

5 Jan 2007

Quote by hornyncurvy
We too have used up all of our excuses. In the past few months weve been to an engagement party, stag do and hen night and a wedding. I suppose i will have to wait a while before i announce that were going to a christening. ( i have to give the married couple a chance). :giggle:
Louise xx

hi louise and joe,
great ideas, ty.
thought of another couple you could add
1. funeral
2. divorce party
the next two we are goijng to use for nights away are
1. valentines
2. anniversary dinner
curvy x
The only problem with using a funeral as an excuse is when my mum walks past that person when shes out shopping. She might get a bit of a fright. :scared: :giggle:
Louise xx

5 Jan 2007

Needed an excuse recently for an afternoon meet. Told mother we were going to a parents consultation at our childrens school.
Worked for us! but obviously cant be used that often :giggle:
Mr & mrs Grif xx

5 Jan 2007

mrs cuk just gets me to babysit sad

( ne1 feel sorry for me ) wink

5 Jan 2007

Quote by cukman
mrs cuk just gets me to babysit
( ne1 feel sorry for me )

Ummm nope. :giggle: No really. Dont you get the juicy details when she comes home. Or better still, i make a video to bring home to joe. If you are into that kind of thing.
Louise xx

5 Jan 2007

Quote by markz
I have served the community in a swinging fashion on the odd occasion

It was a VERY odd occasion wasn't it!!
lol

:lol: :lol:

6 Jan 2007

last excuse we used for a social night was xmas drinks with deks sister as she was in area for a few days as she lives in london (just as well my mum dont know she goes on holiday every year at xmas)
other than that hard for us to get sitters to deks parents cant cope with my son but would look after him in an emergency my parents have a new baby so not ideal there either :shock: :shock: :shock: have a friend who can watch him but need a bloody good excuse