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Just off for a 'date' with the washing machine, back in a few mins
Lucky washing machine... how many RPM is the spin cycle? hehe biggrin
no idea, that was ment to be a pm, to someone redface surprisedops: :oops: and no I wasn't sitting on it for the vibrations either!
can a mod lock this for me, sorry
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Good morning Sarah!
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no idea, that was ment to be a pm, to someone redface surprisedops: :oops: and no I wasn't sitting on it for the vibrations either!
can a mod lock this for me, sorry

It could have been worse - a lot worse!!
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Good morning Sarah!

HI L+L
How are the lips, want to sit on my washing machine, while rub ice on your lips??
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Good morning Sarah!

HI L+L
How are the lips, want to sit on my washing machine, while rub ice on your lips??
Only ice?
Gives a whole new meaning to "Domestic Goddess" doesn't it? :twisted:
rotflmao :rotflmao:
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Gives a whole new meaning to "Domestic Goddess" doesn't it? :twisted:
rotflmao :rotflmao:

yer, well from what i can remember you wash red thongs with white shirts and send the whole lot pink! :shock:
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Gives a whole new meaning to "Domestic Goddess" doesn't it? :twisted:
rotflmao :rotflmao:

yer, well from what i can remember you wash red thongs with white shirts and send the whole lot pink! :shock:
Er..................well....................um....................Yes, I did do that once redface surprisedops: :oops:
They came out a particularly nice pink that matched my toenails at the time! wink :wink:
:twisted: :twisted:
Quote by EagerSlut
Gives a whole new meaning to "Domestic Goddess" doesn't it? :twisted:
rotflmao :rotflmao:

yer, well from what i can remember you wash red thongs with white shirts and send the whole lot pink! :shock:
Er..................well....................um....................Yes, I did do that once redface surprisedops: :oops:
They came out a particularly nice pink that matched my toenails at the time! wink :wink:
:twisted: :twisted:

Was that with or without the sparkley bit in?
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no idea, that was ment to be a pm, to someone redface surprisedops: :oops: and no I wasn't sitting on it for the vibrations either!
can a mod lock this for me, sorry

Nope :giggle:
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Just off for a 'date' with the washing machine, back in a few mins

Private Joke......Sarah, Is this before or after the bowling trip?? :giggle: :giggle:
Me thinks Sarah's in blonde mode this week...I had a PM asking me to add her to my list for bowling......She'd of course be very welcome, if I was arranging a trip :twisted: :twisted:
innocent
Quote by Kitty
Just off for a 'date' with the washing machine, back in a few mins

Private Joke......Sarah, Is this before or after the bowling trip?? :giggle: :giggle:
Me thinks Sarah's in blonde mode this week...I had a PM asking me to add her to my list for bowling......She'd of course be very welcome, if I was arranging a trip :twisted: :twisted:
innocent
Ah but at least it was a pm but it was ment for someone else redface
Hello Sarah,
Welcome to my planet ! lol
Quote by Sarah
no idea, that was ment to be a pm, to someone redface surprisedops: :oops: and no I wasn't sitting on it for the vibrations either!
can a mod lock this for me, sorry

Nooooooo! To lock this would be a crime. Too many imaginations have been fired. Very versatile things those washing machines - they even wash clothes, I'm told.
Which is your favourite corner to sit on Sarah - go on tell us - tell us!!
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no idea, that was ment to be a pm, to someone redface surprisedops: :oops: and no I wasn't sitting on it for the vibrations either!
can a mod lock this for me, sorry

Nooooooo! To lock this would be a crime. Too many imaginations have been fired. Very versatile things those washing machines - they even wash clothes, I'm told.
Which is your favourite corner to sit on Sarah - go on tell us - tell us!!
You lot are sods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol :lol: :lol:
I like the spin cycle best, it goes faster, the front right corner is the best, spin cycle is 1100 I think..........
Quote by Sarah
no idea, that was ment to be a pm, to someone redface surprisedops: :oops: and no I wasn't sitting on it for the vibrations either!
can a mod lock this for me, sorry

Nooooooo! To lock this would be a crime. Too many imaginations have been fired. Very versatile things those washing machines - they even wash clothes, I'm told.
Which is your favourite corner to sit on Sarah - go on tell us - tell us!!
You lot are sods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol :lol: :lol:
I like the spin cycle best, it goes faster, the front right corner is the best, spin cycle is 1100 I think..........
Do you put soap powder in? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:grin: :grin:
Quote by Sarah
no idea, that was ment to be a pm, to someone redface surprisedops: :oops: and no I wasn't sitting on it for the vibrations either!
can a mod lock this for me, sorry

Nooooooo! To lock this would be a crime. Too many imaginations have been fired. Very versatile things those washing machines - they even wash clothes, I'm told.
Which is your favourite corner to sit on Sarah - go on tell us - tell us!!
You lot are sods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol :lol: :lol:
I like the spin cycle best, it goes faster, the front right corner is the best, spin cycle is 1100 I think..........
If you ever want to call by our house I think the spin cycle goes at 1448 rpm. (any excuse fer a bump!!)
well if you cannot beat tem you might as well join them.
ES. yes and batteries it makes it go better :twisted:
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well if you cannot beat tem you might as well join them.
ES. yes and batteries it makes it go better :twisted:

blink :blink: :blink: :gagged:
You know I can understand this. With washing machines you get a money back guarantee plus 24 hour emergency cover when they break down.......
My washing machine is plodding on, its the bloody dishwasher has stopped washing the top shelf.
Any ideas what I can do about it Sarah?
biggrin
Quote by Dawn_Mids
My washing machine is plodding on, its the bloody dishwasher has stopped washing the top shelf.
Any ideas what I can do about it Sarah?
biggrin

Check the rota arm is free and not clogged up with gunk,
check the bottom shelf is not over loaded with big items into the top shelf which is stopping the washing cycle
(Sarah dishwasher advisor) :D
Quote by Dawn_Mids
My washing machine is plodding on, its the bloody dishwasher has stopped washing the top shelf.
Any ideas what I can do about it Sarah?
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Stop sitting on it??
Quote by westerross

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Stop sitting on it??
Confucius he say
" Rule 1
never tell lady to stop sitting on it "
cool
Quote by westerross
My washing machine is plodding on, its the bloody dishwasher has stopped washing the top shelf.
Any ideas what I can do about it Sarah?
biggrin

Stop sitting on it??
Not on your life :giggle:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
My washing machine is plodding on, its the bloody dishwasher has stopped washing the top shelf.
Any ideas what I can do about it Sarah?
biggrin

Incidentally is it still wiping over the worktop and the floor though?
What a beautiful pair of images Sarah and Dawn atop the whiteware sweeping across the kitchen floor. Fair fired me up it has!!
Quote by Dawn_Mids
My washing machine is plodding on, its the bloody dishwasher has stopped washing the top shelf.
Any ideas what I can do about it Sarah?
biggrin

Isn't Ian the manual version of your dishwasher ?????