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God, I do love this place! lol :cry: :lol:
Stick your head round the corner and ask
and tomorrow morning the 20 000 people who saw your post will do this - :lol: :lol: :lol:
Anyone who is a Tescos baker, please let us know if this happens to you!
lhk
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Quote by Jags
second part is like asking me what tyre pressure is best for my car!!

As a rule of thumb - 30 PSI lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
second part is like asking me what tyre pressure is best for my car!!

As a rule of thumb - 30 PSI lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Kitkat
Quote by JQL
Stick your head round the corner and ask. Quite often there's no charge either.

Um, I thought that would get a rise...
John
Days later and perfectiion has been achieved... 3omls LESS water than the receipt and about 10grams less flour and my bread is beautifully domed.
Cheers you lot...I'm having a mini-munch of my own!!
lol
Jags, I'm green with envy that you have all that lovely bread to yourself - I love it still warm with jam on - YUMMY!!!!!!!
I'm a Marmite gal... though have just found pineapple jam and that's so much better than the usual... or banana and peanut butter. Mmmm
It's when the bread becomes toast that it's extra special!!!
lol :lol: :lol:
(Don't tell Allgood that I'm talking toast toppings - he'll think I've gone mad!!)
Now you have the bread problem cured and a smile on your face I'm wondering if this is a good time to try and get away with:-
Quote by Jags
SO many tossers around at mo it's good to see the familiar faces!!!
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Oh, we're on to pancakes now, are we ?? :twisted:
Carpathian
Quote by Carpathian
Now you have the bread problem cured and a smile on your face I'm wondering if this is a good time to try and get away with:-
SO many tossers around at mo it's good to see the familiar faces!!!
x xx x

Oh, we're on to pancakes now, are we ?? :twisted:
Carpathian
You'll pay for that... :twisted: lol :lol: x xx
YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PANCAKES!!!!!!!!! With loads of suger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yummmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bloody hell, this thread has made me really hungry.....
STOP IT
I just wanted to thank all the kind helpful bakers around...Fred, Arty Sarge (SARGE???????? some mistake surely??) and spread the good news.
PS - the bread has got sunflower seeds in it - even more yummy!!
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Pancakes with cherries and ice-cream!!! ummmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S.L.A.P
lol :lol:
Quote by tim-jas
Jags
Have asked my dad about this for you - do you put the bread in on timer?
If you do the yeast has to go on top and be kept dry until the mixing starts, so must be last ingredient in on top of flour, otherwise it reacts too early and your bread goes flat - I'm afraid this is the last help I will be able to give as I am not willing to listen to the technicalities of bread making from my dad again lol

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Now that last bit really made me laugh. I remember asking my dad once if it was possible to take a photograph of a rainbow. he talked to me for ages about it... by the end of the explanations, we were onto the "doppler effect".... ie, why ambulances make that wierd noise as they pass you so that the siren seems to change.
:doh: fgs dad.. i just wondered if you could take pics of rainbows cos you cant touch them... like ghosts...
Dads and their techincal info.....
<hopes that her dad isnt a member of this site now, cos he'll know exactly who she is!!>
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Quote by Jags
Now you have the bread problem cured and a smile on your face I'm wondering if this is a good time to try and get away with:-
SO many tossers around at mo it's good to see the familiar faces!!!
x xx x

Oh, we're on to pancakes now, are we ?? :twisted:
Carpathian
You'll pay for that... :twisted: lol :lol: x xx
You have my apologies Jags but to be honest I'm tired, in a really good mood and we all knead a laugh at the end of the week, doughn't we ? Oh, and sorry for the crepe humour.....
Sorry Jags i know nothing about making bread but i just wanted to say hello to you from glasgow anyway keep trying you know what they say god loves a trier
Quote by Carpathian
we all knead a laugh at the end of the week, doughn't we ? Oh, and sorry for the crepe humour.....

Ok, I know I'm biased .... but that was bluddy funny!!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Jags
I just wanted to thank all the kind helpful bakers around...Fred, Arty Sarge (SARGE???????? some mistake surely??) and spread the good news.
PS - the bread has got sunflower seeds in it - even more yummy!!
x xx

Sounds more like an acceptance speech at the annual Hovis Awards Ceremony !! lol :lol: :lol:
I'm so glad I don't have a sister.
I'd really have to woory about Angel Chat then, as it stand she is obviously a cousin lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by BRABUS1974
Sorry Jags i know nothing about making bread but i just wanted to say hello to you from glasgow anyway keep trying you know what they say god loves a trier

As a Rangers fan I know ALL about god and her love for tryers!!
Am off to Glasgow today for a short overnight stay, as long as the M74 is clear of snow that is!
Quote by MISSCHIEF
we all knead a laugh at the end of the week, doughn't we ? Oh, and sorry for the crepe humour.....

Ok, I know I'm biased .... but that was bluddy funny!!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
No, Misschief... not THAT funny and yes, you are biased!!! lol :lol:
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Quote by Sgt Bilko

I just wanted to thank all the kind helpful bakers around...Fred, Arty Sarge (SARGE???????? some mistake surely??) and spread the good news.
PS - the bread has got sunflower seeds in it - even more yummy!!
x xx

Sounds more like an acceptance speech at the annual Hovis Awards Ceremony !! lol :lol: :lol:
Only trouble is I forgot my hankie so all those tears are making the perfect bread soggy now... :cry:
8) 8)
Quote by tim-jas
I'm so glad I don't have a sister.
I'd really have to woory about Angel Chat then, as it stand she is obviously a cousin lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yikes - is my whole family on here?
I take it you mean this sounds like YOUR dad? or uncle?
My quote below "...Where's the confusion?" Its ok, I know where the confusion is.... in my head redface
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