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Any of you guys read the paper today?
It seems us men are facing extinction!!!!! According to boffins men used to have 1438 genes on the Y chromosome - a chunk of DNA in each body cell - but have lost 1393 over 300 million years.
The 45 that are left include the crucial SRY gene, which starts development of the testes and release of male hormones.
If this also disappears, men could be things of the past!!!!
At the current rate we could be gone in anything between 100,000 and 10 million years.
Whatever would you ladies do without us???
Quote by we2wantu
Whatever would you ladies do without us???

Use a rabbit and have each other. Simple! rolleyes
Sappho xxx
I've always said, if I could just learn to bite my own nipple......
But you'd have nobody to call plonkers and <<<tut>>>> about.
C'mon save our genes - well at least iron them!!!
:laughabove:
Gave the plonker his marching orders :small-print:
And I know how to screw in a light-bulb!
Quote by Libra-Love
I've always said, if I could just learn to bite my own nipple......

You mean you can't ?? rolleyes
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:laughabove:
Gave the plonker his marching orders :small-print:
And I know how to screw in a light-bulb!

Yeah but it was a bayonet fitting wasn't it? lol
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I've always said, if I could just learn to bite my own nipple......

You mean you can't ?? rolleyes
I hate to admit it :upset :
Quote by westerross
:laughabove:
Gave the plonker his marching orders :small-print:
And I know how to screw in a light-bulb!

Yeah but it was a bayonet fitting wasn't it? lol
No, the marching orders were attached to the end of the bayonet, as for the light-bulb, well it takes a woman...
but who would kill all the spiders........ biggrin :D :D :D
i can see women stocking up for the battery shortage as we speak..........
sean xxxxx
Quote by Libra-Love
:laughabove:
Gave the plonker his marching orders :small-print:
And I know how to screw in a light-bulb!

Yeah but it was a bayonet fitting wasn't it? lol
No, the marching orders were attached to the end of the bayonet, as for the light-bulb, well it takes a woman...
:laughabove: Touche pussycat! :lol:
Quote by Libra-Love
And I know how to screw in a light-bulb!

How do you get in the light bulb to have a screw in the first place confused:
use rechargeable batteries or plug into the mains rotflmao
just seen this on aol.
6 things men are good for:
1. parallel parking
of rodents
3. bbq's
a flat tyre
5. someone to take the blame
6. map reading.
think that says is all loon
Nothing wrong with rodents biggrin
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but who would kill all the spiders........ biggrin :D :D :D

In this house it's me..... lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by machoman12
who'll do all the D I Y jobs

Erm......... Me too..... confused :?
Quote by westerross
C'mon save our genes - well at least iron them!!!

That's what sperm banks are for... wink And Iron??.... What's an Iron???? :lol: :lol:
Shireen
xxx
Quote by machoman12
who'll do all the D I Y jobs

What - the wanking you mean??
well quite interesting that there will less of us men around.....that does mean by the laws of supply and demand...we will be more in demand as the supply will be less !!!
So come on girls here i am...get me whilst still available !!!!
Quote by Libra-Love
:laughabove:
Gave the plonker his marching orders :small-print:
And I know how to screw in a light-bulb!

So why does it take 4 women with PMT to screw in a light bulb????
...............COS IT JUST DOES OK mad :x :x :x
Quote by Libra-Love
:laughabove:
Gave the plonker his marching orders :small-print:
And I know how to screw in a light-bulb!

but the problem is libra...that was a baynet bulb......now do you understand why it didn't work !!!!
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:laughabove:
Gave the plonker his marching orders :small-print:
And I know how to screw in a light-bulb!

but the problem is libra...that was a baynet bulb......now do you understand why it didn't work !!!!
Oi, you'll be wriggling that ass on the business end of my bayonet just now!
lol
When theres no men around, surly there will be no reprodution and thus no Women confused:
That would perhaps explain why many women are involved in the cloning research pml.
so in a few hundred thousand years there will be lots of badly parked cars, and long grass everywhere. only jokin ladies. we dont know what wed do if you all went. probably suffer badly.