Hi,
with a few people finding it hard to meet through adverts and the many timewasters who seem to spoil everything for the genuine people out there has anyone thought of a design for a badge that one could wear as do many people who support charities.
What a good way to casually bump into people and have a quick chat, who knows what could happen when walking around the local fruit and veg department in your local supermarket.
(Mine's Asda Rotherham!)
As you have guessed this is ment to be an injection of humour with a serious point.
I can see the possible dangers but would welcome other ideas on this funny or serious.
That just leaves me to say bye for now and I hope to read some of your opions dont worry you can be rude but at least it gets people thinking and chatting!
Kev
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Sex God
"I love Swinging Heaven :love: " badges would look cool and should be enough to start a conversation without being down-right tarty. I shop at Morrisons personally, and next time I'm in there I shall keep my eye out for those tell tale badges.
Whatever next, swinger badges and dogging car stickers - well it beats notches on the bedpost I suppose
Whatever next, swinger badges and dogging car stickers - well it beats notches on the bedpost I suppose
Funny you should say that...
A while back, when supermarkets first started opening late nights, they started a 'lonely hearts' thing where single people would walk around going there shopping wearing a carnation in the lapel. It never caught on because too may people cheated.
But that wouldn't worry us, would it lads and laddesses? :twisted:
How about we approach Anne Summers with the idea? Late night lingerie buying, then off to the carpark to give the new purchase a road test?
Just a thought...
A while back, when supermarkets first started opening late nights, they started a 'lonely hearts' thing where single people would walk around going there shopping wearing a carnation in the lapel. It never caught on because too may people cheated.
But that wouldn't worry us, would it lads and laddesses? :twisted:
How about we approach Anne Summers with the idea? Late night lingerie buying, then off to the carpark to give the new purchase a road test?
Just a thought...
Warming the Bed
I'm new round here, so please excuse my ignorance... is there a recognised symbol for swingers?
I know a little about the D/s scene, and if I were to meet a woman with a key on a chain around her neck I would have a good idea about her life style. Is there an equivalent for swingers?
Rachel
I know a little about the D/s scene, and if I were to meet a woman with a key on a chain around her neck I would have a good idea about her life style. Is there an equivalent for swingers?
Rachel
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Oh so it was you I saw in Morrisons!! I take it you misunderstood, when that "Young maaaannn" asked if you needed any help packing? Bless him. The look on his face, when you produced a marrow a bottle of extra virgin olive oil then asked him to bend over, will haunt me for years! :shock:
When I got to the till the cashier scanned my shopping and, as I was handing over my credit card, commented that she assumed I lived alone.
"Why yes" I responded enthusiastically, "Did you deduce that from the items I bought?"......
"No" she said, "Coz you're f**kin' ugly, that's why" :cry:
I like the idea of a discrete badge. Rachel pointed out a key on a chain or collar, is an indication of someone's involvement in the D/s scene. Perhaps a small gold badge, tie pin, earrings or brooch, in the shape of a dog could denote someone's interest in the car park scene?
As long as the country's dog lovers didn't wear a similar item, we should be quite safe
I shop at Morrisons personally, and next time I'm in there I shall keep my eye out for those tell tale badges.
Oh so it was you I saw in Morrisons!! I take it you misunderstood, when that "Young maaaannn" asked if you needed any help packing? Bless him. The look on his face, when you produced a marrow a bottle of extra virgin olive oil then asked him to bend over, will haunt me for years! :shock:
When I got to the till the cashier scanned my shopping and, as I was handing over my credit card, commented that she assumed I lived alone.
"Why yes" I responded enthusiastically, "Did you deduce that from the items I bought?"......
"No" she said, "Coz you're f**kin' ugly, that's why" :cry:
I like the idea of a discrete badge. Rachel pointed out a key on a chain or collar, is an indication of someone's involvement in the D/s scene. Perhaps a small gold badge, tie pin, earrings or brooch, in the shape of a dog could denote someone's interest in the car park scene?
As long as the country's dog lovers didn't wear a similar item, we should be quite safe
Please keep them cumming as I find everyones different ideas amusing which is what I had hoped for and that others who share my sometimes warpped sense of humour also funny.
For all the supermarket managers out in swing land must be dreading the idea that they are going to be invaded by the "News of the World" paper lovers soiling their displayed goods.(and I don't mean the checkout girls or boys!)
Well enough nonsense for now,all the best and hope to read more ideas later Kev.
For all the supermarket managers out in swing land must be dreading the idea that they are going to be invaded by the "News of the World" paper lovers soiling their displayed goods.(and I don't mean the checkout girls or boys!)
Well enough nonsense for now,all the best and hope to read more ideas later Kev.
Sex God
What if someone is wearing a chain with a little silver dog dangling from it is merely a dog lover and has no interest in dogging whatsoever - now that would make the papers when they get accosted in Morrisons car park
Why not purposely push around three trollies all interlinked to each other (for a threesome or more if an orgy)...?
How about having two onions and a carrot strategically placed on the kiddies baby seat if you want a man, or half a melon (yum) if you want a woman. If you want a BIG gangband a mixture of stewing veg, because they get all juiced up for a few hours and are warm in the oven....! Casseroles to you...!
LOL
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Sex God
Rocky Horror - welcome and what a good idea - let's all do it with vegetables - come on, it's healthy at least
Sex God
Good idea for those looking for couples, but what about the ones that aren't?
