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Quote by Mark
I did notice that Chris Martin's hair is long and curly again.

Don't you think YOU'D suit long and curly hair Mark??????
Afros are a bugger to change, so I think I'll stay put.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy:
I know the guy Jags is talking about , he made one for a friend of mine , very natural , worth considering . No one could tell.
I'd be tempted to pull it though Jags :shock:
I went to the doctors once and told him my hair was falling out. "Got anything to keep it in?" I asked.
He gave me a little box!
Quote by mal609
I went to the doctors once and told him my hair was falling out. "Got anything to keep it in?" I asked.
He gave me a little box!

That made me laugh out loud!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :inlove:
Silky thought you were just gorgeous Mark mate , it was simply that she was wearing orange that night and we didnt want to clash !
Quote by Vicky_uk
I'd be tempted to pull it though Jags :shock:

I can resist anything except temptation - OK I paraphrased it slightly!!
smile
Quote by Vicky_uk
I'd be tempted to pull it though Jags :shock:

Pull what through Jags............................. and in which direction ??? confused :? :? :? :?
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I'd be tempted to pull it though Jags :shock:

Pull what through Jags............................. and in which direction ??? confused :? :? :? :?
i must admit to wondering my self but being too :scared: to ask ....
OUCH - that hurt!
*removes the bit of string from her mouth, out through her ears and down her nostrils*
:P
Quote by Jags
OUCH - that hurt!
*removes the bit of string from her mouth, out through her ears and down her nostrils*
:P

Stick with the pantie liners. rolleyes
Steve
Quote by steveg_nw
Stick with the pantie liners. rolleyes
Steve

:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
I never thought that nooooo not me ..... redface
Quote by Mark
I can resist anything except temptation

and nothing succeeds like egg cress.
I thought that nothing succeeds like a toothless chicken??? DAMN IT!!
mad
Quote by Calista
Stick with the pantie liners. rolleyes
Steve

:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
I never thought that nooooo not me ..... redface
Now they tell me, honestly, I thought I was amongst friends here!! mad
lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Mark
Which reminds me, HL2 is out tomorrow - yeeehawww (about bloody time too!)

Oops, sorry, wrong thread redface
Nothing to do with chickens then???

JAGS SLAP!!
oops sorry Mark guess I pulled too hard redface
Quote by Mark
No, nothing to do with chickens... and now I feel like the need to get back on topic.
I think it's best to leave a cut open, let the air get to it.

Yes!! Fecking thread hijackers!! :shock: :shock: :shock: Salty water is good too! biggrin
good to see we're back on topic..............................
A friend of mine suggested I have rabbits tattooed all over my head................................
He said from a distance they look like hares!!!!! rotflmao :rotflmao:
Mal
cool
Quote by Mark
Salty water is good too! biggrin

You know what they call it up t'north? Tatty watta! Well, something like that I think. Ugh. Almost as bad as the term 'cock snot' rolleyes
...............replaces the last custard slice back in the box ...
thanks for that Mark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Calista
Salty water is good too! biggrin

You know what they call it up t'north? Tatty watta! Well, something like that I think. Ugh. Almost as bad as the term 'cock snot' rolleyes
...............replaces the last custard slice back in the box ...
thanks for that Mark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Don't tell me it had a blue plaster in it ??? :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Mark
Salty water is good too! biggrin

You know what they call it up t'north? Tatty watta! Well, something like that I think. Ugh. Almost as bad as the term 'cock snot' rolleyes
...............replaces the last custard slice back in the box ...
thanks for that Mark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
What? What did I say? lol
I think she's saving it until she can get some frosting on it.
Steve
Quote by steveg_nw
I think she's saving it until she can get some frosting on it.
Steve

It already has white icing on sad
UGH
Quote by Calista
It already has white icing on sad
UGH

The chef did that.
Steve
Well thats my supper put back in the fridge confused
If you work for cadbury they give you blue metallic band aid.
Jas
XXX
Quote by Vicky_uk
Well thats my supper put back in the fridge confused

But not in the bin!! :? :? wink lol :lol: :lol:
I tell you if you'd seen what I saw, you'd never eat another Yule Log again :shock: :shock:
Jas
XXX
Ok Jas, you can spill the beans on here. It will be our little secret!!! :shock:
Mal
cool
A Christmas poo !! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol
Well if it WAS me I dont remember !!