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Bashing the Bishop...Bopping the Bean

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Life has taught me there are two types of people in life Wankers and Liars .....I am not a liar lol
I enjoy a good J Arthur.... what about you?
Quote by Pipemaster
Life has taught me there are two types of people in life Wankers and Liars .....I am not a liar lol
I enjoy a good J Arthur.... what about you?

i am neither a wanker or a liar....does that make it 3 types of people dunno
:wanker: and proud thanks biggrin
Quote by Pipemaster
Life has taught me there are two types of people in life Wankers and Liars .....I am not a liar lol
I enjoy a good J Arthur.... what about you?

cue concerned voice: are you lost,? do you have someone who usually looks after you?, is there any medication you should be takeing?, where is your name badge? confused :?
Quote by sheddy
Life has taught me there are two types of people in life Wankers and Liars .....I am not a liar lol
I enjoy a good J Arthur.... what about you?

cue concerned voice: are you lost,? do you have someone who usually looks after you?, is there any medication you should be takeing?, where is your name badge? confused :?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
We know what you do in that shed mate :laughabove:
Myself or other people? innocent
I notice this thread hasn't been Hi-Jacked....... lol
Quote by Pipemaster
I notice this thread hasn't been Hi-Jacked....... lol

........yet :twisted:
Quote by Pipemaster
Life has taught me there are two types of people in life Wankers and Liars .....I am not a liar lol
I enjoy a good J Arthur.... what about you?

cue concerned voice: are you lost,? do you have someone who usually looks after you?, is there any medication you should be takeing?, where is your name badge? confused :?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
We know what you do in that shed mate :laughabove:
I`m going to go on a shed watch round Burnage.......I live here anyway!
And on the subject......I couldnt do without wanking.
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I notice this thread hasn't been Hi-Jacked....... lol

........yet :twisted:
I'm trying to be well behave but its not easy redface rolleyes
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I notice this thread hasn't been Hi-Jacked....... lol

........yet :twisted:
give it time :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Dawnie
I notice this thread hasn't been Hi-Jacked....... lol

........yet :twisted:
I'm trying to be well behave but its not easy redface rolleyes
What if I said sausages!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Dawnie
I notice this thread hasn't been Hi-Jacked....... lol

........yet :twisted:
I'm trying to be well behave but its not easy redface rolleyes
I've just come home from works Xmas party so I don't give a shite flipa
I do really, honest :giggle:
Ladies just stop it or I'll be offering to demonstrate wanking before the evening is out rolleyes
bolt
You dont need much of an Invatation you folks..... :shock:
Quote by Pipemaster
You dont need much of an Invatation you folks..... :shock:

you've noticed lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Dawnie
Ladies just stop it or I'll be offering to demonstrate wanking before the evening is out rolleyes
bolt

I have heard (through the grapevine) that you offer demonstrations of something a little more..ahem..oral ? :shock:
Just a 24 hr ban ok??!!
:bolt:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Ladies just stop it or I'll be offering to demonstrate wanking before the evening is out rolleyes
bolt

I have heard (through the grapevine) that you offer demonstrations of something a little more..ahem..oral ? :shock:
Just a 24 hr ban ok??!!
:bolt:
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
You are so going to pay for that Minxy smackbottom :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Dawnie
Myself or other people? innocent

Well really!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
wink
:wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker:
a far too regular occurance at the moment rolleyes
I dont do it, I dont feel the need dunno
Quote by Shireen
I dont do it, I dont feel the need dunno

I go through stages where I regularly do... but then I'll go through a phase where I just don't feel the urge.
I'm sometimes a :wanker:
lol
It's a large part of my sex life - but tbh I'm getting very bored of it.
Quote by anais
Myself or other people? innocent

Well really!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
wink
:giggle:
Quote by Kiss
I dont do it, I dont feel the need dunno

I go through stages where I regularly do... but then I'll go through a phase where I just don't feel the urge.
I'm sometimes a :wanker:
lol
Yeah that is the same for me. Not been in the mood lately but then I have been having loads of great sex :twisted:
Quote by Dawnie
I dont do it, I dont feel the need dunno

I go through stages where I regularly do... but then I'll go through a phase where I just don't feel the urge.
I'm sometimes a :wanker:
lol
Yeah that is the same for me. Not been in the mood lately but then I have been having loads of great sex :twisted:
My problem is the more sex I have the more likely I am to :wanker: which just makes me more horny. Poor Mrs Kiss. redface
to much of this :wanker:
and not enogh of this hump
at the mo confused
i keep fallin over things and cant read the screen proper rolleyes :silly: