Now this is getting REALLY interesting... am too busy lost in thought and anticipation to think up a witty response!
Daydream believer here.
Jags
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Allgood - why are you limiting your mind? I'm sure if you gave it some time, ate some brain food and thought about things for a short while you could QUITE easily come up with the fifteenth activity -if not then don't bother me any more!!! 
Mind you, you don't bother me at all so hang on in there! In fact I quite like you - sometimes.
Jags
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Mind you, you don't bother me at all so hang on in there! In fact I quite like you - sometimes.
Jags
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SOMETIMES! SOMETIMES! ONLY SOMETIMES!
Jags, tell the truth and shame the devil! You want me!
I understand that you feel the need to maintain a pretence of a lady-like demeanour, but you owe it to yourself to listen to your true, innermost and deepest feeling...Yes, Shag Me Senseless! I would!
Did I go too far there?
xAllgoodx
Jags, tell the truth and shame the devil! You want me!
I understand that you feel the need to maintain a pretence of a lady-like demeanour, but you owe it to yourself to listen to your true, innermost and deepest feeling...Yes, Shag Me Senseless! I would!
Did I go too far there?
xAllgoodx
:lol: Well, now that I've seen your face - strange that you look almost exactly the same as George Clooney! - then you have now managed to earn yourself half a chance. You have to maximise this half chance now and persuade me that you are really the one to show me the path to paradise - though a good fuck would do it as starters!
Jags
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I disagree - I think a good fuck needs saying.. I only have your word that you are worth this effort... you could have made up the whole story about Ann and then leave me wanting! Better men than you have been known to lie 
How are you going to lead me anywhere?
Jags
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PS - hope I'm not wasting my time on this bloke!
How are you going to lead me anywhere?Jags
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PS - hope I'm not wasting my time on this bloke!
BORING! BORING! Sandie this could never be boring!
Oh and Jags, you're not wasting your time nor your energy.
true, you only have my word on my abilities, would you like me to put you in touch with Ann? I know she wouldn't mind if I gave you her email address!
What do you say Oh-Sexy-BBW-One?
xAllgoodx
Oh and Jags, you're not wasting your time nor your energy.
true, you only have my word on my abilities, would you like me to put you in touch with Ann? I know she wouldn't mind if I gave you her email address!
What do you say Oh-Sexy-BBW-One?
xAllgoodx
lol@Pete - just watch this space!! Oh, maybe that should be in the dogging section???? Nope... Allgood will not make it - like most men he's just all talk and NO action 
Hot weather is so made for being dirty - just think of those bodies melting together and getting up a slippery sweat.
GOD - and before breakfast too... cold shower time I think.
Jags
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Hot weather is so made for being dirty - just think of those bodies melting together and getting up a slippery sweat.
GOD - and before breakfast too... cold shower time I think.
Jags
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Ah, now I feel so guilty Jags, cos I do fit into the all talk and no action catagory right now. It has always been my intention to be in this forum as a couple. At the moment I am still on my own in here, and have some thinking and talking to do before we decide if we are going to join in the action, if the joint decision is no then I shall be retiring gracefully from the scene.
and one thing I can never be accused of, is rushing anything!
Now I am all worried that I may be guilty of false advertising.
Much as I am compleatly addicted to outrageous flirting, I would not like to think I was making you promises my body, however slippery, smooth hot and sweaty, cannot keep. :cry:
lhk
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P.S. Somehow sweaty sounded much better when you say it.
and one thing I can never be accused of, is rushing anything!
Now I am all worried that I may be guilty of false advertising.
Much as I am compleatly addicted to outrageous flirting, I would not like to think I was making you promises my body, however slippery, smooth hot and sweaty, cannot keep. :cry:
lhk
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P.S. Somehow sweaty sounded much better when you say it.
Hi Jags
Public school boy here (or should it be pubic school boy)
If one of these guys does not sort you out and give you what you are looking for by Saturday I will be leaving Stansted on a plane to Newcastle to do the job. :P
"Once more unto the breach dear friends once more"
I do not know you but love the thought of you.
Sandie
Public school boy here (or should it be pubic school boy)
If one of these guys does not sort you out and give you what you are looking for by Saturday I will be leaving Stansted on a plane to Newcastle to do the job. :P
"Once more unto the breach dear friends once more"
I do not know you but love the thought of you.
Sandie
Alas, your offer to go and do the job may not be the most subtle and romantic piece of seduction in literary history Sandy, but there comes a time when fine words and good intentions are not enough and the call is for ACTION.
Allgood, the pressure is on for you to provide a personal performance. The world is waiting, and watching (which I know will please you).
Jags, I have lain myself naked before you, and await your judgement.
(visited Blenheim Palace yesterday and feel all historical and dramatic, full of visions of tight bodices, heaving bosoms and leaping through windows, leather jerkin, tights and weapon in hand ready to despoil any fair maiden I come across).
Talking of Blenheim Palace. any idea how many quite and discreet corners there are in that estate? marvellous potential. They even have a pleasure garden.
lhk
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Allgood, the pressure is on for you to provide a personal performance. The world is waiting, and watching (which I know will please you).
Jags, I have lain myself naked before you, and await your judgement.
(visited Blenheim Palace yesterday and feel all historical and dramatic, full of visions of tight bodices, heaving bosoms and leaping through windows, leather jerkin, tights and weapon in hand ready to despoil any fair maiden I come across).
Talking of Blenheim Palace. any idea how many quite and discreet corners there are in that estate? marvellous potential. They even have a pleasure garden.
lhk
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Pete - you haven't promised me anything.. don't worry!! Your flirting is admirable and more than acceptable to this fair maiden - I am used to the 'all-talk-and-no-action' type of male!! Perhaps the flirting is better than the action?? Who knows? I'm not sure if I'm ready for action but could be tempted into trying.... but Allgood is playing games with my naughty bits, but hell, my naughty bits are having a damn good time!
~My partner is far too straight for this kind of thing though I am trying hard to lead him up a garden path - or should that be country lane???
Keep flirting - heaving bosoms and codpieces abound!
Jags
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~My partner is far too straight for this kind of thing though I am trying hard to lead him up a garden path - or should that be country lane???
Keep flirting - heaving bosoms and codpieces abound!
Jags
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PS for Pete - there is a Pleasure Garden in Gateshead... Gibside Pleasure Gardens, north of England home of the Bowes Lyons'! ACRES of spots for outdoor fun and frolic - and then in Berlin there is the very famous Lustgarten at the 'East' end of Unter den Linden - not so many hidden places though!
God I 'm sure I'd love outdoor sex - specially in this weather - where is Allgood when a gal needs him??? Hiding, scared? Shrivelled??
God I 'm sure I'd love outdoor sex - specially in this weather - where is Allgood when a gal needs him??? Hiding, scared? Shrivelled??
:wink: :wink: Thanks Jags needed that <hug>
Did you read my post in Genuine Swingers topic?
Got to go away for a while and um.. pursue my own agenda. Need to find out if this is going to be a long term thing or, oh well, we gave it a go.
have a cunning plan though, 21st wedding anniversary in October and I am planning an extremely dirty weekend, and in November my wife is off to Manchester on her own for three days for a conference, with a licence to enjoy herself. So by the end of November I will either be back with a vengence, or will be sadly exiting stage left with a tear in my eye.
However, I do hate loose ends, and you appear to be one of those, so I will not be able to leave until you are well and truly tied up.
So... if you are up for it, we have until a week saturday to get you well and trully shagged! (all good plans need a deadline).
As for outdoor sex - I am sure you would love it. My own garden is very secluded and perfect for naughty games. Especially in this hot weather when people wear so few clothes. Especially those look don't touch tease games. You might say I have my own pleasure garden.
lhk
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Did you read my post in Genuine Swingers topic?
Got to go away for a while and um.. pursue my own agenda. Need to find out if this is going to be a long term thing or, oh well, we gave it a go.
have a cunning plan though, 21st wedding anniversary in October and I am planning an extremely dirty weekend, and in November my wife is off to Manchester on her own for three days for a conference, with a licence to enjoy herself. So by the end of November I will either be back with a vengence, or will be sadly exiting stage left with a tear in my eye.
However, I do hate loose ends, and you appear to be one of those, so I will not be able to leave until you are well and truly tied up.
So... if you are up for it, we have until a week saturday to get you well and trully shagged! (all good plans need a deadline).
As for outdoor sex - I am sure you would love it. My own garden is very secluded and perfect for naughty games. Especially in this hot weather when people wear so few clothes. Especially those look don't touch tease games. You might say I have my own pleasure garden.
lhk
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Pete, I've got to agree with Jags's sentiment here.
You've been an impressive adversary and sparring partner on this particular field of flirting! It will be this forum's (and this thread's) loss when you decide to go. When things were getting a little stale you came along like a flirtatious, economy-sized 'Shake 'n' Vac' and freshened things up for us all! You'll be missed!
Hope it all works out for you, Mate.
Stay in touch either on-forum or feel free to PM me anytime.
Now before we all get soppy, wet, and exhibiting South-of-Birmingham style behaviour (i.e., Soft!), it's time for ME to shake things up a bit!
Pete, never mind your pursuit of outdoor nookie (which is very good by the way but does have its dangers as you'll know from reading 'Adverse Camber'!); Sandie, save yourself some money and the embarrassment of flying up North only to find you won't be hard enough for the pubs, weather or women!; And Jags, lets see if You're all talk and no action!
To you three I lay down a real challenge! A test of your flirting, shagging and writing abilities!
You have until the 15th August 2003 (I thought you'ld like the deadline Pete!) to get laid! You then have until Sunday 17th August 2003 to submit your adventure in the 'Erotic Stories' section of this good website.
The story will be judged by My Bad Self and the one which gets me reaching for/using the most Kleenex will get a suitable prize!
On your marks, get set... GO!
xAllgood...keeping things moving 'til they can move no more!x
You've been an impressive adversary and sparring partner on this particular field of flirting! It will be this forum's (and this thread's) loss when you decide to go. When things were getting a little stale you came along like a flirtatious, economy-sized 'Shake 'n' Vac' and freshened things up for us all! You'll be missed!
Hope it all works out for you, Mate.
Stay in touch either on-forum or feel free to PM me anytime.
Now before we all get soppy, wet, and exhibiting South-of-Birmingham style behaviour (i.e., Soft!), it's time for ME to shake things up a bit!
Pete, never mind your pursuit of outdoor nookie (which is very good by the way but does have its dangers as you'll know from reading 'Adverse Camber'!); Sandie, save yourself some money and the embarrassment of flying up North only to find you won't be hard enough for the pubs, weather or women!; And Jags, lets see if You're all talk and no action!
To you three I lay down a real challenge! A test of your flirting, shagging and writing abilities!
You have until the 15th August 2003 (I thought you'ld like the deadline Pete!) to get laid! You then have until Sunday 17th August 2003 to submit your adventure in the 'Erotic Stories' section of this good website.
The story will be judged by My Bad Self and the one which gets me reaching for/using the most Kleenex will get a suitable prize!
On your marks, get set... GO!
xAllgood...keeping things moving 'til they can move no more!x
Allgood! I despair of you. Tough northern thingy you may be, but is not you supposed to be doing the laying? 
Jags, tell 'im.
and if my wife has to wait until August 15th for a shag, I would soon cease to be a married man.
Damn, I knew there was something I was meant to be doing tonight.
Coming dear
lhk
Jags, tell 'im.and if my wife has to wait until August 15th for a shag, I would soon cease to be a married man.
Damn, I knew there was something I was meant to be doing tonight.
Coming dear
lhk
