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Jags,
I'll be your bit of smooth if you'll be my bit of rough! *OUCH*
XAllgoodx
Rough? Moi?? I am chocolate and cream all the way through and through - sweet and melts in the mouth....
Jags
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Hmmmmmmmm!
Let me pour my cream all over the sweetness that is your choclate!
xAllgoodx
Oh get a room you too!
(Oh hang on.....!!) biggrin:D:D:D
Bari,
Get a book on English grammer!
Allgood
Bpys stop bickering - this place should be full of good people doing good things and saying good things to each other!!
PS - Allgood, Bari doesn't need a book on grammar, it's a dictionary for spelling...*grief*
PPS - Bari - thought the banter would be interesting redface
Jags
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Jags,
Sorry to be pedantic, but there's absolutely nothing wrong with Bari's spelling of the word 'too'!
However, if he meant to write (type) the word 'two', then you may have a point!
Oooooooooo how I love pointing out the errors of your ways! Maybe it should be you in the school uniform Jags, and I attired as the teacher!
Now there's a thought!
All the Best,
xAllgoodx
*GRIEF* - of course the word 'too' is spelt wrong as he meant to say 'two'', only it's spelt differently!!
I'll only go into the corner if you accompany me - room for two too????
I love putting men in their place 8)
Jags
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Bari - it doesn't really matter baby...
Bari, she is of course right on this occasion (which I knew), but you can't take these things lying down! That's the womans' job!!!
Now that should stir things up a bit!!!
Allgood
Oh, by the way Jags,
I would gladly go into a corner with you, and as for putting men in their place...your place or mine?
xAllgoodx
Not my place and not yours - halfway??? lol Compromise is good for the soul.
J
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Jags,
Compromise? Is that where a woman gets a man to think that he's being fairly treated (lol)?
I might actually want to be unfairly and roughly treated! Think you could manage that?
xAllgoodx
Nae problem son.. nae problem!!
Jags
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Jags,
Lets start a flirtatious thread! What d'you say? Lets play!
XAllgoodx
Play with you Allgood??
I'm not sure I'd reach the high standard set by Ann - she made me feel inadequate and unworthy to be in your presence! It seems that once you have tasted of such a heavenly creature us mere mortals have to work extra hard to gain your attention. However, I think I can give it a go - but not this early in the morning, eh? Some of us have to get up and work despite the summer hols being here - though not for too long.
*lowers eyelashes and batters them up and down a few times whilst smiling a secret smile*
Damn -can't do girlie very well!!
Jags
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Jags,
Ann is a particularly exceptional woman whose looks, voice, and stamina still keeps me awake in a cold and sex derived-sweat at nights (only wish she was with me to share the experience. Sadly her circumstances don't allow such pleasures). Can't wait to see her again! She makes me feel good (read: 'Horny'!).
Yes, she has set a high standard, but wouldn't it be fun if you, I, Enchantress (lol!) and other members of this wonderful forum were to try to achieve it together???
xAllgoodx
Absolutely not.. I only allow friendly people near to my heart, soul and house. Maybe Ann would like to have a threesome but this wench doesn't... move on!!!
lol
Jags
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Agreed.
Now will you shag me???
All the Best,
xxxAllgoodxxx
SHAG??? No, this person only makes heavenly and divine love - couple with a frantic intermission with intertwining of heart, souls and assorted dangly bits!! Of course at weekends (only) I prefer to fuck.....
Play away...
Jags
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*restored to a natural calm now*
Hoorah! You're back!
Go to the flirty thread to avoid upsetting any delicate souls!
xAllgoodx
Err... think you started this thread - it has got lost a bit but then no-one gave us the rules or the map then!! I love getting lost with you though.
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Ahhhhhhhhhhh! You say the sweetest things!
Get your compass out and navigate your way to the flirty thread.
Pound to a penny no one else joins in! Shame, 'cos as you all know by now, I do so love an audience!
xAllgoodx
Never had an audience (at least not knowingly!) but it sounds seriously exciting - let's hope others join in.
Off for breakfast - not dirty or exciting at all - but's it's a life!
J
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Oi! what are you two (or is that to? or too?) up to/too/two flirting in here.
Get out in the open where I can see what you are up to/two/too - bored with that now - where I can see what you are doing. I shall have to bring my camera with me if I catch you at it again.
lhk
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lol @Pete!!! I don't really want to give a lesson on the uses of to/too/two but... 'too' is used to mean 'as well, in addition', 'two' means more than one and less than three ( :lol: ) and 'to' is defined in Chambers English Dictionary as ' serving as a sign of the infinitive (which is sometimes understood) and forming a substitute for the dative case!!!!
Not as much fun as flirting or sex or sex and flirting!! And I don't want to give lesson in the use of English... don't want to give lessons in anything, only want to experience the well skilled and virtuoso... anyone like that out there?? Apply within....
Jags
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Digicams allowed *licks lips in anticipation*
Jags,
"Licking of lips" is my job, methinks!!!!
xxxAllgoodxxx
Who am I to break demarcation lines??? Lick away boy, lick away.
lol :lol: :lol:
Jags
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Oh Yeah Baby (in the style of Austin Powers),
My tongue's just wet and ready to lick you with its luvvin touch!
Oh Yeah , Baby, Baby!!!
xxxAllgoodxxx
Not as much fun as flirting or sex or sex and flirting!! And I don't want to give lesson in the use of English... don't want to give lessons in anything, only want to experience the well skilled and virtuoso... anyone like that out there?? Apply within....
Jags
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Digicams allowed *licks lips in anticipation*
Make room Allgood, one virtuoso tongue coming up itchin to give a master class in hitting those spots, you might want to find something to hold on to Jags.
Pete, 'The Tongue Meister' is ready to watch and learn but doubts if you'll teach me anything new!
What do you say Jags, You prepared and ready for some tongue luvin' from 'The Tongue Meister'?
Allgood...and it really is!