Be careful what you write in your profile .....

24 Jan 2010

Okay last night when I made the decision to return to SH which I have had an incredible relationship with over the last 6 years, I wrote a long and detailed profile. I took time to check spelling, thought it was quite funny, said what I wanted and didnt want and I felt very smug as in all the years I was on here I didnt really bother with one lol

:lol:
Anyway Corrie here in her smugness forgot to save it! yes save it. Supid girl :twisted:
So I got bored. I decided to write some of my less creative words of bollox on my profile thinking no one is going to read this anyway as a stop gap and wrote an add which was about as interesting. :lol: :lol:
How wrong could I be in attention seeking redface

It had been read in that I am into things other than humans, I am a hardened BDSM'er and I like the darker side of life blink

I had about 35 emails which are incredible!!!!!! I have just had to spend an hour recovering from reading them and then apologising profusely for my misleading profile surprised

ops: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I will get to correct this error at some stage but we have some very open minded people within our community who could offer me many services I didnt know even existed :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh to come back quietly ........... :lol: :lol:
Corrie xx

24 Jan 2010

I read your profile but was actually too frightened to ask :scared:

24 Jan 2010

:lol:

Quote by Steve
I read your profile but was actually too frightened to ask :scared:

well many weren't Steve and wanted to know in detail what I did :lol:

24 Jan 2010

Quote by corrie2010
:lol: I read your profile but was actually too frightened to ask :scared:

well many weren't Steve and wanted to know in detail what I did :lol:
Well if your volunteering information :lol2:

24 Jan 2010

At Uni we all wrote letters applying for the hundreds of jobs we expected to be offered after graduation. Since we didn't yet have any information about the places we were applying to we inserted nonsense names and addresses. To be removed/corrected prior to sending of course.
Thank heaven I wasn't the daft bugger who sent out about 25 applications with covering letters all beginning "Dear Smelly Bollocks" and signed "Yours, Huge Dick".
Needless to say he didn't get many replies - but the uni got a fair bit of mail. :giggle:

25 Jan 2010

Quote by foxylady2209
At Uni we all wrote letters applying for the hundreds of jobs we expected to be offered after graduation. Since we didn't yet have any information about the places we were applying to we inserted nonsense names and addresses. To be removed/corrected prior to sending of course.
Thank heaven I wasn't the daft bugger who sent out about 25 applications with covering letters all beginning "Dear Smelly Bollocks" and signed "Yours, Huge Dick".
Needless to say he didn't get many replies - but the uni got a fair bit of mail. :giggle:

Never trust spell checker sad

I once sent out about 10 CV's that said I was looking for work in a Shop factory or Whorehouse :eek:

25 Jan 2010

Quote by brucie
does your profile have the words
strepsils
3 day hangover
nurofen plus
in it?
if so, COME ON DOWN!

No it doesnt but I am going to spend next few minutes doing some creative writing lol

:lol: :lol:

25 Jan 2010

Quote by brucie
does your profile have the words
strepsils
3 day hangover
nurofen plus
in it?
if so, COME ON DOWN!

No it doesnt but I am going to spend next few minutes doing some creative writing lol

:lol: :lol:
let me help you;
man
tall
handsome
with a sore throat.
I am not a man redface

I just have bigger balls than the average woman :twisted:

25 Jan 2010

Profile updated and that will do for now and Brucie get out of my box!!!!!!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

25 Jan 2010

Welcome back Corrie....lovely, funny, kind, friendly lady! lol

:bounce:
Sara

25 Jan 2010

SH just brightened up a whole lot........welcome back Corrie

25 Jan 2010

Know what I am really very humbled that I am remembered in here and I am back because I genuinally miss this site. It is like putting on a pair of slippers that I keep thinking shall I throw away, stick them in the back of the cupboard and somehow I always find them.
Thank you so much for the hello's. Just wait till I get pissed in that Mids room on a Friday night again and you will get my love and bollox in full blast for your kind words :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
You lot made an old woman feel so good I will give you all a big fat kiss on the arse as there is no better place to stick your lips lol

:lol: :lol: kiss

:kiss: :kiss:
Now profile is updated and I just back to being Corrie :twisted:

25 Jan 2010

there goes the neighbourhood
welcome back
jeepee

25 Jan 2010

It would be nice if could read.
Plim :sad:

25 Jan 2010

Maybe it's my turn to jump into the middle of a thread and say can I join in.
:giggle::giggle::giggle:
wave

26 Jan 2010

Welcome back Corrie - its good to see you here again -- and I see you've already signed up for the next Coventry social so I'll look forward to meeting you again xxxx

26 Jan 2010

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh Corrie, can imagine your face when the messages started coming in :lol2:
Lovely to see you - hopefully get to catch up for real at some point kiss

26 Jan 2010

Quote by Missy
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh Corrie, can imagine your face when the messages started coming in :lol2:
Lovely to see you - hopefully get to catch up for real at some point

Was only thinking about Rois's yesterday Missy - now that was a brilliant and funny day wasn't it lol

:lol: :lol: always lovely to see you :kiss:
Oh I have stopped getting emails now - I am just so normal and thats how I want it to stay :lol:

26 Jan 2010

Quote by Ian
Maybe it's my turn to jump into the middle of a thread and say can I join in.
:giggle::giggle::giggle:

You still after fried eggs and pies Ian? Do you know what I can nearly cook now !!!!