I live in Bristol and last night I went over to Cardiff for a few drinks with my pals.
I stayed the night and early this morning I drove over the Severn Bridge back to Bristol.
I was busting for a pee so I stopped the car and hung it over the rails and it was bliss.
All of a sudden this big black fella came up to me, is this a toilet he said, I said well no, this is just a bridge and that's the river down there. I'm just having a pee and before you ask, I did not do all that.
He gets out his old man and just dropped it over the edge, the look on his face was a picture
as he peed in the Severn. I then realised that all I could hear was the sound of my pee in the river so I looked over the rails and there was this long black hose dangling in the water.
I said, excuse me but don't you find the water a bit cold ?
He said not at all but I can tell you it's bloody deep down there
