Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way
to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a DIET coke.
Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens
to the counters.
Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the
drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place.
NOT TO MENTION...
3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while
the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas
decorations were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker
pulling accidents.
101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled
out of
the soles of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after
opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control
Slot racing cars.
And finally.........
In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the
toilet
RULE BRITANNIA! :twisted:
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Blimey Rachel.
I'm impressed, but am just going to apply for citzenship of another Country, can you reccomend one?
John
I'm impressed, but am just going to apply for citzenship of another Country, can you reccomend one?
John
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Butters you another member of his appreciation society?
ohhhhhhh and Rachel its not his Dukes that normally go up
Steph the man performed in the bitter cold butt naked and made my day, hell yes I'm a signed up member of the appreciation society!
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Butters you another member of his appreciation society?
ohhhhhhh and Rachel its not his Dukes that normally go up
thats what im afraid of steph. hes not comming within ten feet of me, you reading this marms your a cad and bounder hehehhehe :wink:
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