Beanbags I hate you all

13 Apr 2006

Quote by neilinleeds

did you know, once upon a time i used to be funny? what happened there then?...........

They upped the medication. :P
*puts right hand on heart....... gets slapped and told it's supposed to be his OWN heart* (no fun in that though wink

)
I will try to post more as well. biggrin

Quote by Dawn_Mids

TE - with still smooth testicles 8-)

Shame, I'm rather partial to fluffy ones :giggle:
And hairy chests apparently as well......... :shock:

13 Apr 2006

Quote by easy
I will try to post more as well.

And may god help us all :shock: :scared: bolt

13 Apr 2006

lol. i feel like my gran doing the "i remember when"

13 Apr 2006

fookin ell! easy, countess, busty, all posting at the same time :shock: guess the reports about the NHS shutting down wards wasn't exaggerated then.

13 Apr 2006

Quote by easy

TE - with still smooth testicles 8-)

Shame, I'm rather partial to fluffy ones :giggle:
And hairy chests apparently as well......... :shock:
Oh its all coming back to me :giggle:
Nice chest you have there Easy, can I feel it again please :rascal:

13 Apr 2006

Quote by davej
fookin ell! easy, countess, busty, all posting at the same time :shock: guess the reports about the NHS shutting down wards wasn't exaggerated then.

you know Mr.J, i don't need to pay fecking Â£23 a month internet charges to get insulted! :shock: i can just open my front door! confused

:? :? :?

13 Apr 2006

Quote by Countess

I will try to post more as well.

And may god help us all :shock: :scared: bolt

You leave Easy alone, unless you'e going to hog the pc and post more dunno

Countess

13 Apr 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids

I will try to post more as well.

And may god help us all :shock: :scared: bolt

You leave Easy alone, unless you'e going to hog the pc and post more dunno

Countess
chance would be a fine thing ..........................now he knows all the restraint moves I've got less bloody chance :cry: :cry: :cry: (however some are fun :twisted: :twisted: )

13 Apr 2006

*wrestles keyboard from Countess and tells her that the more she struggles the more it'll hurt, then realises that'll make her struggle more :shock: rolleyes

:doh: *

Quote by davej
fookin ell! easy, countess, busty, all posting at the same time :shock: guess the reports about the NHS shutting down wards wasn't exaggerated then.

Yeah it is true...... spare some change guv'nor? biggrin

Plus why do you think Neil-somewhere-that's-near-Leeds-but-not-quite is starting to post as well? lol

care in the community in action. :scared: bolt

:lol: :P

Quote by Dawn_Mids

TE - with still smooth testicles 8-)

Shame, I'm rather partial to fluffy ones :giggle:
And hairy chests apparently as well......... :shock:
Oh its all coming back to me :giggle:
Nice chest you have there Easy, can I feel it again please :rascal:
mids good for you hun? If not I'll try to arrange a substitute to fill your place :P :lol:

13 Apr 2006

Quote by well_busty_babe
fookin ell! easy, countess, busty, all posting at the same time :shock: guess the reports about the NHS shutting down wards wasn't exaggerated then.

you know Mr.J, i don't need to pay fecking Â£23 a month internet charges to get insulted! :shock: i can just open my front door! confused

:? :? :?
Wait till the sprog grows up and you wont even need to open the door.

13 Apr 2006

Quote by davej
fookin ell! easy, countess, busty, all posting at the same time :shock: guess the reports about the NHS shutting down wards wasn't exaggerated then.

you know Mr.J, i don't need to pay fecking Â£23 a month internet charges to get insulted! :shock: i can just open my front door! confused

:? :? :?
Wait till the sprog grows up and you wont even need to open the door.
How bloody true is that. :shock: rotflmao

13 Apr 2006

Quote by easy
did you know, once upon a time i used to be funny? what happened there then?...........

They upped the medication. :P
oi! i'll have you know stella is no longer available on the NHS! maybe that's the problem? dunno

I will try to post more as well.

bollox!
FFS!
<<<tuts>>>
what made you think i might have been referring to the likes of you? confused

((( did you see that then? all me best jokes all in one post! :smug: )))
neil x x x ;)

13 Apr 2006

Quote by neilinleeds

((( did you see that then? all me best jokes all in one post! :smug: )))
neil x x x ;)

13 Apr 2006

Quote by easy

((( did you see that then? all me best jokes all in one post! :smug: )))
neil x x x ;)

Me neither!! :dunno:

14 Apr 2006

I won't mention the razor collection we have in the bathroom and the sunday afternoon weekly veiwing of Neil shaving his nads. dunno

Oh no...... :gagged:
I won't mention he always picks up the "wrong razor" but he never realises its the wrong one until its just taken a huge chunk of skin out and its bleeding everywhere!
:gagged:
I won't even mention how he thinks it looks like a scene out of a horror film and sounds like one with the sounds coming out of his mouth! Bet the neighbours think I'm some kind of S&M queen the screams that come from the flat at times. I assure you it's only Neil experimenting with the new McFlurry and Wilkinson BluntSword he bought on the market for two goldfish. rolleyes

:gagged:

14 Apr 2006

Can't be arsed trawling through all the replies but haven't you thought of getting someone to do it for you? dunno

13 May 2007

Quote by GregLondon
I tried to buy an epilady for my girlfriend. Sadly I bought an epileptic lady by mistake and now my girlfriend is covered in cuts.

I hadnt seen this thread in it's entirity until today...
and noticing this post from Greg forces a reply from me;
Greg, I can relate to your mistaking the epilady for the epileptic lady, a similar mistake I have made myself, and simultaneously different also... as;
I had been looking specifically for an epileptic lady, rather than the epilady... and in my understandable confusion, and perhaps no small amount of embarrassment in the chemist'... I confused my conditions... and stupidly returned home with the tourettes lady.
My partner is now covered in c*nts.
silly me
lp

16 Jul 2011

I should have joined the forum fun years ago,
fucking hilarious topic
:giggle:
I first did mine when I was 15, on a catholic school trip to a religious retreat :twisted:
Was 2am, 6 guys in a dorm and we were all awake and very bored, for no particular reason I stole a friends razor and and said Im going to shave my bollocks. Went to the bathroom and came back with my pubes in a bag. For the next hour solid we made up songs about it, I still remember some of them :lol2:
20 Years later and people I never spoke to in school - or even ones that started after I had left still bring it up, they refer to me as 'cucumber' even though I never had that nickname at school dunno

16 Jul 2011

Quote by Big_Fraser
I should have joined the forum fun years ago,
fucking hilarious topic
:giggle:
I first did mine when I was 15, on a catholic school trip to a religious retreat :twisted:
Was 2am, 6 guys in a dorm and we were all awake and very bored, for no particular reason I stole a friends razor and and said Im going to shave my bollocks. Went to the bathroom and came back with my pubes in a bag. For the next hour solid we made up songs about it, I still remember some of them :lol2:
20 Years later and people I never spoke to in school - or even ones that started after I had left still bring it up, they refer to me as 'cucumber' even though I never had that nickname at school

Im so glad I just set fire to stuff :lol2:

16 Jul 2011

Quote by tweeky
Im so glad I just set fire to stuff :lol2:

Tweeky you likkle devil you!
Hope you aren't talking about your pubes as you may end up with more than the stubble rash I got!!

16 Jul 2011

I love the old threads, they always make me laugh :giggle:
It reminds me of when an old friend first shaved her lady garden, she thought she would trim it first, so with a pair of scissors in one hand an a tuft in the other she proceeded to trim, unfortunately she got a little too enthusiastic and ended up cutting a chunk out of her lovemound :eeek:
Made her cry, made me cry too but in a different way :giggle:

16 Jul 2011

Quote by mrs-bmw
I love the old threads, they always make me laugh :giggle:
It reminds me of when an old friend first shaved her lady garden, she thought she would trim it first, so with a pair of scissors in one hand an a tuft in the other she proceeded to trim, unfortunately she got a little too enthusiastic and ended up cutting a chunk out of her lovemound :eeek:
Made her cry, made me cry too but in a different way :giggle:

Ive nipped me balls with the scissors or justice sad

Seems fine at the time, hurts like fuck the next day :shock: