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I have a couple of tattoos, and moustache.
Quote from a recent /msn after I turned on my webcam
"Eeeeeeeuuuuuuw - facial hair"
rotflmao
I ran out of shaving gel/foam last week and not shaved since Tuesday/Wednseday.
For the record, if the lady concerned asked - I'd lose the 'tache. (for a week or so) wink
Goth, Gargoyle, Hairy, Metal Mo-Fo's. Grizzly Adams, Santa Claus, God and Jesus.
You all don't wannem? Send em to me.
The problem with tattoos is that they are subject to fashion changes. The dolphin on the neck in the early 80’s might have been fashionable then but now looks ridiculous. Its like a permanent reminder off how naff things were – imagine if the principle was the same with clothes and guys had to go round with big perms and flares for the rest of their lives?
What about the daggers with serpents around them, tears, mam & dad! Etc
Celtic art will be regarded as naff in 10 years time!
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I have a couple of tattoos, and moustache
For the record, if the lady concerned asked - I'd lose the 'tache. (for a week or so) wink

Ohhhh, dambuster, you don't know how much I long to see and feel a moustache in front of my lips 'sigh'
Kat - you better be listening and taking note here poke sillyoke: :poke: bolt
waiting for the 'which lips' comment now rolleyes
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Ohhhh, dambuster, you don't know how much I long to see and feel a moustache in front of my lips 'sigh'

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waiting for the 'which lips' comment now

So; how would the Lady of the house like to feel my moustache gently brushing across her clitoral hood before I take . . . . . . . . . . .
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ooooooooooo time for bed lol

Absolutely :twisted:
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Ohhhh, dambuster, you don't know how much I long to see and feel a moustache in front of my lips 'sigh'

Stop shaving then. dunno
Sorry, please don't kill me, I just had to! bolt
Tee Hee
Ice, you are so much more sensible than that bamduster bloke!
lhk
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Ohhhh, dambuster, you don't know how much I long to see and feel a moustache in front of my lips 'sigh'

Stop shaving then. dunno
Sorry, please don't kill me, I just had to! bolt
Ohhhhh, Ice - I have logged back in especially to reply to you, lol so now sweetie; you are soooooooooo going to suffer :twisted: Killing is far too good for you wink
I am away to my bed, to dream up dreams of tormenting Ice until he totally regrets submitting to his temptations or not as the case may be :twisted:
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Ohhhh, dambuster, you don't know how much I long to see and feel a moustache in front of my lips 'sigh'

Stop shaving then. dunno
Sorry, please don't kill me, I just had to! bolt
Ohhhhh, Ice - I have logged back in especially to reply to you, lol so now sweetie; you are soooooooooo going to suffer :twisted: Killing is far too good for you wink
I am away to my bed, to dream up dreams of tormenting Ice until he totally regrets submitting to his temptations or not as the case may be :twisted:
Well you have to admit, you led with your stubbly chin. :P
I'm not doing myself any favours here am I? :giveup:
No, you are doing well mate, you just keep going. wink
lhk
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Mines a small one...............does it matter??

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Now youre taking that out of context :cry:
its a good job I,m a big enough boy to handle it wink
Strange i thought exactly the same, about it being a small one!!! :happy:
As for the tatto, wellif its the Love/Hate one on each hand, perhps youcan wear its some football initalls on your head you can wear a bag over your head (ok one of those pvc masks like a balaclava) if its i love my mum on your chest - forget it!!
Hadnt we agreed on the pvc mask anyway :shock:
I thought you were going to put the glove on..................or are you veering towards that other idea you briefly mentioned where i was going to "tell you if you were doing it right?
In truth im so smooth you wont notice "it" .........................although yes its small.......
You and libra dont seem to understand a double entendre........but there again i think you may just be teasing
The insomnia you were mentioning..........i find masturbation helps
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unfortunately I havn't got that many years of life left to have all mine done again.......

Awwww, Davej
Let me be the judge of that wink
I will inspect them all closely and then give you my professional interpretation of your long range forecast cool
If you can stay still long enough lol
someone been telling you I'm a fidget arse, especially if there is music playing............I keep the buggers covered these days Kit.....don't like em very much and there is one clover design that remains forever tucked away from everyone other than mrs davej and my doctor :wink:
If I try to grow a beard, the fluff doesn't get any longer than half an inch & its patchy redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: . So clean shaven has always been the way to go for me biggrin .
I would never have a tattoo because I would not want to be permanently marked. I have no objection to ladies with tattooes, although tend to prefer small & discrete ones.
Lil Miz.... your angel tattoo would look very nice, & if that is what you want, why not? However, I can't help thinking that its rather large, considering that you will effectively be stuck with it for life (unless you can afford to have it removed in a few years time). kiss
I have to agree Hungry, I'd definitely advise people to be absolutely sure before they have any sort of tattoo. Removal scars can be worse than the tattoos themselves. I waited till I was 35 before I had my first, because then I considered myself 'grown up' enough (!) and I dared go against my Dad's advice rolleyes
I love my tattoos and have never regretted having any of them done
Bev
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hi well im a clean cut guy with 4 tattoos and been told they are very sexy, but also been told it depends on what the tatttoos are and where they are mine are two on my back and one on each upper arm
hi people guy from lanarkshire aged 26 and always likes a laugh looking forward to meeting and getting to know some people with similar interests, and see what they have to say speak soon or email me
Got 2 tats,which I love.
Nice 'n' discreet on my upper left arm.
Lb
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I have to agree Hungry, I'd definitely advise people to be absolutely sure before they have any sort of tattoo. Removal scars can be worse than the tattoos themselves. I waited till I was 35 before I had my first, because then I considered myself 'grown up' enough (!) and I dared go against my Dad's advice rolleyes
I love my tattoos and have never regretted having any of them done

Good for you. biggrin
Brave of you to go against your Dad's advice at the young age of 35 :roll: :roll:
Being keen on Ancient History I've had a beard for 3,000 years! The longest I've ever had it was down to my belly button. That was in my Hippy days when it was a rich copper colour. Now its grey and much shorter but I wouldn't be without it. Its nice having your mouth in a bush and a bush round your mouth!
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Thats where Im gonna get mines done!!! You need to keep it out of the sun for a month though! Is this true?

definetly get yr tat done now lil-miz-naughty! yes the sun will do it harm! as will swimming (pools or the sea)
buy some tatto goo from yr tattoist and use it as it says on the tin! plus use cling film to keep the tat covered up 4 a few days! believe me it works the best, an you should suffer no scabing!
Go for it babe! but get yr own tatto design smile
biggrin thanx. Doesnt soudn too good now though, I need to put goo on it then wrap it in clong film!!! And I cant go into the sun or swimming :cry: . I think ill have to make it an early b'day pressie or ill have to cancel my holiday!!!
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biggrin thanx. Doesnt soudn too good now though, I need to put goo on it then wrap it in clong film!!! And I cant go into the sun or swimming :cry: . I think ill have to make it an early b'day pressie or ill have to cancel my holiday!!!

pleasure babe! you only have to hibernate for about a week though! then yr tat is available for every ones pleasure!
good luck! cool
Brave of you to go against your Dad's advice at the young age of 35

I only dared do it then cos he had his ear pierced at the grand old age of 52 redface
Bev
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Get it done soon lil_miz_naughty, it will take more looking after if coloured. They fade quicker than the black.
John
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Mmmmmmmmmm I love a beard ... the way it tickles the inside of my thigh as he moves higher ....Mmmmmmmm 69position
ooh and a have a tat on my boobie .... just a little flutterbye ... bidne hurt a bit ...well just a little but pain can also be pleasure smackbottom ... Clio Xx
Just wanted to ask about piercings..Have been thinking for ages about having my nipple pierced , would like a ring as oppossed to a bolt and just wondered about the pain and after care. My nips are on the large side and wondered how feasible it would be to have a ring .
Any advice would be great
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