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rgfromhtfc
Warming the Bed
Our Beer,
Which art in Barrels
Hallowed be thy drunk
i will be drunk
At home as in the local
Give us this day our foamy head
and forgive us our spillages
As we forgive those who spill against us
Lead us not into incarceration
And deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager
Forever and ever
Barmen
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Not a lot I'll drink to but I'll drink to that!!!!
:beer: :cheers: :beer:
Cheers!!
Unknown User
On the subject of beer.......
There is a dangerous virus going around. It is called WORK. :shock:
If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else, via e-mail or any other means, DO NOT TOUCH IT!
This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put on your jacket, take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub.
Buy the antidote known as BEER. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected and that WORK already controls your life.
REMEMBER, THIS VIRUS IS DEADLY!
Steve :beer:
SilkandBigG
Sex God
Quote by rgfromhtfc
Our Beer,
Which art in Barrels
Hallowed be thy drunk
i will be drunk
At home as in the local
Give us this day our foamy head
and forgive us our spillages
As we forgive those who spill against us
Lead us not into incarceration
And deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager
Forever and ever
Barmen

Yesterday, scientists for Health in Britian suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed
that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think
rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
<g>
Silky xxxx
gmanxxx
Orgasminator
Silky... guilty as charged.... I am that "woman"...
and hey what a great site... partner is one lucky guy...
shame Oxon ( I think) is so far from Lancs
Gmanxxx
SilkandBigG
Sex God
Quote by gmanxxx
Silky... guilty as charged.... I am that "woman"...
and hey what a great site... partner is one lucky guy...
shame Oxon ( I think) is so far from Lancs
Gmanxxx

Awe thank you for your sweet comments. Its me whos the lucky lass, Big G treats me like an angel. :wave2:
Silky xxx
gmanxxx
Orgasminator
One day Silky our paths may cross ... do not stop posting pics.... most attractive....
Gmanxxx