Best and worst

24 Feb 2005

The thread on best and worst smells reminded me of an experience I had which others may find amuzing and be able to cap.
I used to regularly visit an aged lady with failing sight, and always (as a means of bring the meeting to a polite close, I suspect) she's offer me tea, totter off and return with a tray, teapot, milkjug and cups. There was something about the tea - I am an Earl Grey man myself, so I was not about to question her blend.
One day she'd settled back into her chair and was about to pour when she realised she'd only brought one cup. She asked me to go fetch another, which I'd find in the kitchen sink.
Off I went and there indeed was a china cup in the washing up bowl, together with a pair of her drawers.
YUK!!!

24 Feb 2005

:shock:
Well one day I was at my nanas baking scones. I need to blow my nose so I asked her for a hanky to which she replied theres on just there by the readiator darling. So me toddles off to get a hanky and I blow my nose on this creamy coloured thing I find which of course turned out to be my Grampas incontenence pants :shock: confused

24 Feb 2005

lmao i actually use the saying when asked how i like my tea ..i like it strong like stewed knickers ive always wondered when that saying came from now i know ewwww

24 Feb 2005

Incontinence pants is worse than drawers, I think! LMAO

24 Feb 2005

My Nan used to live on route to my kids school so i regularly called in. On one occasion she was cooking what I think she called finny haddock. Upon leaving I called in the local shop where a couple of comments were made about the strong smell of fish. I reallised immediately it was me the foul smell was clinging to my clothes so I made a speedy exit and my clothes were bundled even speedier into the washing machine. That smell was repulsive.