best bed

5 Dec 2005

Does anyone have one of those memory mattresses? The kind that are supposed to take the shape of your body when you press into it?
If you sleep face down, does it leave a plaster cast of your bits?

5 Dec 2005

depends how big your bits are!

5 Dec 2005

ooooooooooh, I slept on one of those mattresses a little while ago, it was soooooooooo comfy that I am going to get one.
Best night's sleep I've had in ages, woke up feeling all refreshed and energised and ready for the next night.
They are brilliant!

5 Dec 2005

Quote by burnie
If you sleep face down, does it leave a plaster cast of your bits?

I have no idea dunno

But I'm mixing the plaster of paris right now.
How long would it take you to get here

5 Dec 2005

Mine goes down a lot just below the middle when i lie on my front wink

5 Dec 2005

Warning, warning to Dammie...
don't go near the plaster of paris!!!!
i was passed out at my stag night and had my bit's POP'ed. Pulled all the hairs out, burnt my todger as it was setting, and was the most un-impressive mould ever made!

5 Dec 2005

Quote by TallFunLondon
Mine goes down a lot just below the middle when i lie on my front

HHmmmmmmm - mine too sad

Mind you - it tends to come up a bit when I lie on herfront :shock:

5 Dec 2005

Quote by goodporking
Warning, warning to Dammie...
don't go near the plaster of paris!!!!
i was passed out at my stag night and had my bit's POP'ed. Pulled all the hairs out, burnt my todger as it was setting, and was the most un-impressive mould ever made!

:thumbup:
Thanks for that.
I'll put PoP in the same box as immac then :shock: :scared: bolt

5 Dec 2005

Quote by zana2000
Yes I have one and its the comfiest bed ever (well except for a waterbed)
And you dont need to turn the matress over !!!

That reminded me, must do that...
When we don't after a while a dip develops on my wife's side, but not on mine, despite me being the heavier. How could that be?

5 Dec 2005

Maybe her boxspring is faulty and softer.

5 Dec 2005

Quote by burnie
Maybe her boxspring is faulty and softer.

That's a bit of a personal comment.... wink

Maybe I should stop lying on her side!

5 Dec 2005

Berni your better off getting a water bed.
We've had one now for about 15 years. They are probably cheaper than these fancy things. Theyre heated to blood temperature, so they are warm in winter and cool in summer and they don't wear out.
Just one thing, don't beleive the stories about how great they are for sex. Unfortunately they have a technical disadvantage in this area.

5 Dec 2005

Quote by Mark Horne
Maybe her boxspring is faulty and softer.

That's a bit of a personal comment.... wink

Maybe I should stop lying on her side!
Whoops, sorry! confused

There's nothing worse than having a saggy boxspring :wink:

5 Dec 2005

Quote by ricochet
Berni your better off getting a water bed.
We've had one now for about 15 years. They are probably cheaper than these fancy things. Theyre heated to blood temperature, so they are warm in winter and cool in summer and they don't wear out.
Just one thing, don't beleive the stories about how great they are for sex. Unfortunately they have a technical disadvantage in this area.

Nice website!!!! :shock: :shock: My heart stopped for a moment.
Thanks for the advice.

5 Dec 2005

:D :D :D Wow somebody actually looked at my Website ?? Thanks Burnie

5 Dec 2005

Quote by ricochet
:D :D :D Wow somebody actually looked at my Website ?? Thanks Burnie

Yes I did, and you are very very very naughty!!! :kick:

5 Dec 2005

so ricochet, i'm intrigued, apart from potential sea sickness and a problem with high spring tides, what's the technical disadvantage ?

5 Dec 2005

I believe it has something to do with the fact that if the woman is on the bottom, then on the downthrust , unless you are clutching her feet tightly, there is a distinct possiblity of the wave action causing her to shoot off the bed and hit the ceiling.

5 Dec 2005

Good for lazy lovers though, once you've got it moving you could probably ride the waves for ages !! smile

6 Dec 2005

Quote by gruntypig
so ricochet, i'm intrigued, apart from potential sea sickness and a problem with high spring tides, what's the technical disadvantage ?

Burnie nearly got it right.
Problem is there's nothing to push against. So instead of making mighty thrusts in one direction, the water just moves and you end up going nowhere. Unless you can either hang onto the frame or jam your feet up against it.
Anyone who is my age will remember the problems that we used to have with the old Nylon sheets, this is the same except 100 times worse.
But they are great for sleeping in.

6 Dec 2005

Oh yes....you kind of end up just bouncing and sliding, don't you? With all this sloshing going on around you. I remember now. confused