We were in a club last sat when a very rough looking gypsy(mmm just my type) type guy came over to me and said
The human body has 363 bones in it shall we get together and make it 364
I know its cheesy but it made me giggle and thats the way into my knickers (laughter)
Just wanted to see if anyone else has got some to share
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Best chat up line you have had said to you?
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Sex God
at a 'party' once someone said to me "upstairs ... now"
that worked for me
that worked for me
Sex God
"will you be my sexy secretary" 
:roll:
"i forgot my pillow can i use yours"
:roll: "i forgot my pillow can i use yours"
Quote by daveandjools
The human body has 363 bones in it shall we get together and make it 364
I know its cheesy but it made me giggle and thats the way into my knickers (laughter)
Just wanted to see if anyone else has got some to share
If I new it was cheesy, he wouldn't have got anywhere near me...
LG
ones i have used:
" want a kiss..or you gona stay a frog all your life ? "
" how you like your eggs....fried..boiled.....or fertilised ?? "
" fancy going half's on a bastard "
or lastly
i say " fancy a shag love "
they quite obviously say " NO "
I reply.." well mind lying down whilst i have one then "
yes...i am still single..never been married..lol
" want a kiss..or you gona stay a frog all your life ? "
" how you like your eggs....fried..boiled.....or fertilised ?? "
" fancy going half's on a bastard "
or lastly
i say " fancy a shag love "
they quite obviously say " NO "
I reply.." well mind lying down whilst i have one then "
yes...i am still single..never been married..lol
Sex God
Quote by doubleyourfun69
Someone once siad to me at a disco (you can tell how long ago that was ) "While ever I have a face....you have a seat...classy or what?
Maybe I'm just a bit wierd, but part of me quite likes this one...
Fair play to anyone who could say it and pull!!Nola x
Quote by flower411
" I haven`t got any knickers on, do you want to take me outside and fuck me ? " :shock: :shock:
You've gotta admire the romantic touch ;-)
My best line is: "My wife fancies the pants off you... do you want to come home with us?".
So far it hasn't worked, but I'm going to persist :-)
My most memorable (though not strictly a chat up line)
After an hour spent procrastinating.....and talking about everything but the way we felt- including how there weren't enough words for the sex act....the conversation went like this.
"Most of the terminology is too coarse, shagging, f**king, screwing etc - but making love is too much"
"Hmm, I'm with you.(thinks) I know! How about 'lustful liasons!' That would work"
"Deal"
"To set the issue straight.......I fancy the pants off you"
"I fancy the pants off you too"
"Fancy a shag then?"
"YES!!"
After an hour spent procrastinating.....and talking about everything but the way we felt- including how there weren't enough words for the sex act....the conversation went like this.
"Most of the terminology is too coarse, shagging, f**king, screwing etc - but making love is too much"
"Hmm, I'm with you.(thinks) I know! How about 'lustful liasons!' That would work"
"Deal"
"To set the issue straight.......I fancy the pants off you"
"I fancy the pants off you too"
"Fancy a shag then?"
"YES!!"
Sex God
the one that always makes me giggle is one time when I was sitting on my own waiting for a lift home from a hotel.....guy wonders in and orders a drink, then turned round to me and said "that's a cracking pair of legs you've got there.....how long have you had them for?" 
:lol2: I guess it was one of the 'you had to be there' moments but I found it funny at the time :)
:lol2: I guess it was one of the 'you had to be there' moments but I found it funny at the time :) 