Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login

best cure for a sore throat??? any ideas?

last reply
33 replies
1.7k views
3 watchers
0 likes
Warming the Bed
tired pain killers, strepsils, and now im onto vodka to kill the pain biggrin
anyone got any better ones?
A bullet through the head .. won't feel much pain after that .. should just about do it :twisted:
DD bolt
Sex God
ooops double post sorry redface
Sex God
opps triple post.....sorry redface
Sex God
Why 3 Guillotines Dave? ...................... wont one cure a sore throat? :grin:.
Sex God
I dunno what happened ...honest I think something got stuck dunno
Quote by davej
I dunno what happened ...honest I think something got stuck dunno

Sticky keyboard? wink
Gargle with TCP - two aspirin - bed - OK in morning!
Sexlightened
honey and lemon washed down with a full glass of cum...works wonders
Warming the Bed
yeah im a STRAIGHT guy peeps, tho not tried anything other than females, maybe i shud? just once?
good suggestions tho!
hell ho am i kidding :P
f*ck it keep them coming its cheering me up biggrin
NO don't.. ever - the though of two blokes doing things brings a nasty taste to my mouth wink
Warming the Bed
hey never say never huh?
if i was in a darkened room with a female, and a pair of hands was wandering over me and i enjoyed it, then the ligts went on, and i saw it wwas a guy, should i feel any worse about it? nahh,
know what i mean?
Quote by devondelight
A bullet through the head .. won't feel much pain after that .. should just about do it :twisted:
DD bolt

rotflmao :rotflmao: :thumbup:
Quote by binnie
hey never say never huh?
if i was in a darkened room with a female, and a pair of hands was wandering over me and i enjoyed it, then the ligts went on, and i saw it wwas a guy, should i feel any worse about it? nahh,
know what i mean?

Well kinda... still think I'd feel a bit queer about it though.... wink
Warming the Bed
yeah me too probs, but how would you know? :P
anyways back to topic smile
anyone got any ideas?
binnie - im winding you up, i live with another guy but don't tell anyone wink
Anyways, best cure I've found are those decquacaine thingies... however you spell it :wink:
Quote by Bloke2005
NO don't.. ever - the though of two blokes doing things brings a nasty taste to my mouth wink

rotflmao
gargle with warm salt water................. :twisted:
Warming the Bed
well, the voddie doin the trick for now, i doubt i'll feel like poo in the morning lol
yeah ill rub yours if you rub mines ;)
Orgasminator
Quote by blueocean
Oh got vix here also but again has not worked sad :( .
Marie xxxx

Strange, last time I had Vix it worked for me wink lol :P
I really must get Vix again soon (wonders if Vix is available at the next mids munch, lol)
Tell you what, vix is a cure all... even cured my impotence, hehe :-D
Mind you... it did require the applicator... its about 9" and can reach down the throat to apply Vix properly.... still got to see the self aplication though :shock:
Sexlightened
Glad to see we are not they only ones suffering for weeks,
The sex side of it has suffered, but we tried that last night as a cure, does sweet FA for your throat, but does wonders for your brain and state of mind. sooooooooo go and find someone else with it, and make sweet music
honey, lemon juice mixed with hot water and two paras (the tablets not the boys in camaflarge?) better than most you can buy over the counter.
trouble with oral!, you can't breath, fun when you cough though
Master of Sex
A throat specialist told me to take asparin.
It reduces the swelling and relieves the pain. :upset:
Then keep your throat wet and hot. (I know what you're all thinking....naughty naughty readers) smackbottom ...with tea or hot water, with lemon and honey, :beer:
and try not to speak.
Then go to bed.
:sleeping:
Warming the Bed
vicks (i think) used to do a throat spray, had a local anaesthetic that pretty much relieved any sore throat - but if you over did it you could end up swallowing your tongue smile
Somebody else's tongue yes, but your own... no wink
Burnie... I had to look twice a minute ago.. I though binnie had had an overnight sex change as the names are easily mistaken :P
I was once told that gargling sperm was good for a sore throat........was a guy who told me tho rolleyes
Master of Sex
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I was once told that gargling sperm was good for a sore throat........was a guy who told me tho rolleyes
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sexlightened
Quote by janeandwill
Serious suggestion here - Pineapple juice.
(It's got something in it apparantly that soothes sore throats apparantly)
Worth a try if all else fails.
But try before the guillotine and bullet through the head!

And if that doesn't work it'll make your semen taste nicer when you gargle it. lol
Basket Case