don't knock people on the way up as you might meet them on the way down
two wrongs don't make a right
Just step over the fence, it is only one strand of wire (This was advice I gave myself)
Electric fences and your bollocks are not natural friends
Dave_Notts
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Anyone got any screen wipes?
only piece of advice i pass on that my mother gave me is
never wear your outside coat indoors, you wont feel the benefit when you go out
good advice for doggers i think
Don't believe everything you read
The worst advice my mum ever gave me is 'If you don't ask you don't get' Because she would constantly tell me off for asking for things!!
If at first you don't succeed, try try and try again.
then you should probably give up cos they just don't fancy you.
I spent over 20yrs in the horseracing business...here's one of the standard issues which is likely to cost you money, friendship and the respect, if there was any, of your bank manager......now the actual advice would be the name of a particular racehorse running on this day.....always preceded by the words "This cannot be beaten"
"Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today. If you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow!"
Smooth2
Worst advice from my mum " Don't do as i do, do as I say!"
If I spent my life doing what my mum said or did I wouldn't have had any fun at all!
If at first you don't succeed, try try and try again.
then your a stalker?
Bullshit Baffles Brains.........:-D
i was kinda brought up on this one and it sure has worked for me over the years
Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you respond to it
White xx
Laff -
when having that conversation with my dad - the whole conversation lasted about 30 secs
Dad - "you're mother says I should talk to you about sex"
small pause
"Always take your shoes and socks off first, cos a guy looks a total pratt running about with just his shoes and socks on"
longer pause
"You want to know anything else?"
longer pause still
"OK - here's a little book - read it and don't ask me anything ever again!"
