Best "well endowed" putdown

25 Feb 2005

Okay - have just come back from pub where one of my best gay (male) friends told the following story - which cracked me up. Soooo - I was wondering if any of you could come up with a better put down for someone who said they were WE and, umm - weren't!
He met this bloke online who claimed to be well endowed. He "chatted" online for a while and then went onto talking to him on the phone. Apparentely this guy had a really nice phone voice that just shouted to him "WE!!!". So he agreed to meet him at a hotel. He rang the doorbell and this bloke answered the door naked. My friend took one look and said...(you have to imagine alll the camp gay hand movements here!) "Hunny I want my arse fucked.. not my belly button!!!"
lol

:lol: :lol:
So come on - what would YOU say to someone who said they were WE and were, well, kinda lacking!! biggrin

25 Feb 2005

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Fee
xx

25 Feb 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Okay - have just come back from pub where one of my best gay (male) friends told the following story - which cracked me up. Soooo - I was wondering if any of you could come up with a better put down for someone who said they were WE and, umm - weren't!
He met this bloke online who claimed to be well endowed. He "chatted" online for a while and then went onto talking to him on the phone. Apparentely this guy had a really nice phone voice that just shouted to him "WE!!!". So he agreed to meet him at a hotel. He rang the doorbell and this bloke answered the door naked. My friend took one look and said...(you have to imagine alll the camp gay hand movements here!) "Hunny I want my arse fucked.. not my belly button!!!"
:lol: :lol:
So come on - what would YOU say to someone who said they were WE and were, well, kinda lacking!!

"Get out of my bed and come back when you penis is bigger!"
and I have wink

25 Feb 2005

Ah, just want I needed, got something stuck in my teeth :P
Edit/ or, I've got more meat stuck between my teeth than that :shock:

25 Feb 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Okay - have just come back from pub where one of my best gay (male) friends told the following story - which cracked me up. Soooo - I was wondering if any of you could come up with a better put down for someone who said they were WE and, umm - weren't!
He met this bloke online who claimed to be well endowed. He "chatted" online for a while and then went onto talking to him on the phone. Apparentely this guy had a really nice phone voice that just shouted to him "WE!!!". So he agreed to meet him at a hotel. He rang the doorbell and this bloke answered the door naked. My friend took one look and said...(you have to imagine alll the camp gay hand movements here!) "Hunny I want my arse fucked.. not my belly button!!!"
:lol: :lol:
So come on - what would YOU say to someone who said they were WE and were, well, kinda lacking!!

lemme go get the elctron scope powered up, I think its going to be needed

25 Feb 2005

"I really do hope your a grower not a shower"

25 Feb 2005

"shrunk in the wash has it ??"
(Overheard in a pub when a gang of women were heard talking about recent boyfriends.)

25 Feb 2005

No thanks, I've just put one out !!

25 Feb 2005

I've smoked fatter joints than that.
Let me go get my tweezers and magnifying glass.
This explains your car.
All right, a treasure hunt!
Is that an optical illusion?
Does it come with an air pump?
lol

25 Feb 2005

Quote by BigDanny12999
I've smoked fatter joints than that.
Let me go get my tweezers and magnifying glass.
This explains your car.
All right, a treasure hunt!
Is that an optical illusion?
Does it come with an air pump?

OMW - a whole 'buffet' of put-downs - well done that man biggrin

25 Feb 2005

Where's Ice Pie now?
See....See...See......
It's not just me! :P

25 Feb 2005

" Oooo...erm...shall I turn the heating up?"

25 Feb 2005

just start humming this:

26 Feb 2005

I want my F*****G arse pumped not my bicycle!

26 Feb 2005

now look i dont mean to be rude but what the fook are you going to do with that!!! be honest with yourself :twisted:

26 Feb 2005

put it under the pillow i'll smoke it later,

26 Feb 2005

looks just like a cock only smaller

26 Feb 2005

Ooooooooooooh, I`m assuming you have a REALLY talented tongue then?! :bounce:
(and then we wonder why the `does size really matter?` threads pop up!) :giggle:
Venusxxx

26 Feb 2005

Quote by racer3
looks just like a cock only smaller

Ouch!

26 Feb 2005

I never brag about mine. I just let it be a pleasant surprise!

26 Feb 2005

I think you just did!

26 Feb 2005

I think you are all a bunch of bastards. :(
Kit now has these all written down on post-it notes and stuck them to the bedroom ceiling.
*Kat wanders off with his tail between his legs, except it is not even big enough to do that, and keeps popping out in a most amusing way*
lhk
Kat

27 Feb 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Okay - have just come back from pub where one of my best gay (male) friends told the following story - which cracked me up. Soooo - I was wondering if any of you could come up with a better put down for someone who said they were WE and, umm - weren't!
He met this bloke online who claimed to be well endowed. He "chatted" online for a while and then went onto talking to him on the phone. Apparentely this guy had a really nice phone voice that just shouted to him "WE!!!". So he agreed to meet him at a hotel. He rang the doorbell and this bloke answered the door naked. My friend took one look and said...(you have to imagine alll the camp gay hand movements here!) "Hunny I want my arse fucked.. not my belly button!!!"
:lol: :lol:
So come on - what would YOU say to someone who said they were WE and were, well, kinda lacking!!

Is it that time of the month again?

27 Feb 2005

Quote by Bloke2005
I've smoked fatter joints than that.
Let me go get my tweezers and magnifying glass.
This explains your car.
All right, a treasure hunt!
Is that an optical illusion?
Does it come with an air pump?

OMW - a whole 'buffet' of put-downs - well done that man biggrin

Don't congratulate him! He knows 'em, coz he's had them said to him.
(Sorry, 'Big' Danny :lol smile

28 Feb 2005

A little known fact - but I can drive a bus - I passed my PCV test when I was 20. It was useful as in my younger years it was an easy way to get a bit of extra money - go out and drive a bus!
Well it was Christmas Eve and a great time for getting tips as a bus driver wink

Some guys in suits got on the bus a bit tipsy from the obvious office party that had ended up down the pub. Instead of paying cash for thier fares - one of them decided it would be funny to put his penis in the cash-tray (his mate encouraging him with mutterings of - go on big boy).
Exposed and semi-limp this guy stood with his penis in my cash-tray grinning from ear to ear. I looked at the penis, looked up at the guy and said " I hope you are not waiting for change!"
Bright red he called to his work colleagues "lets get a taxi" got off of the bus and gave me a fiver biggrin

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Vix
I've smoked fatter joints than that.
Let me go get my tweezers and magnifying glass.
This explains your car.
All right, a treasure hunt!
Is that an optical illusion?
Does it come with an air pump?

OMW - a whole 'buffet' of put-downs - well done that man biggrin

Don't congratulate him! He knows 'em, coz he's had them said to him.
(Sorry, 'Big' Danny :lol smile

Oh bugger, you sussed it! I was hoping nobody would notice!! mad

"Like throwing a woodbine into a church hall" is the comment that hurt me most. :cry:

28 Feb 2005

A mate of mine pulled a girl who turned out to have a great sense of humour.
They went into his bedroom and that's when he discovered it .. he starts thrusting away and she looks straight at him and says 'Is it in yet?'
They did manage a relationship after that too!